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Sigmund Foid

@sigmundfo.id
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I'm just a girl 🤷‍♀️

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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
Being competent sucks
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
Brembo-fication is this anything?
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
why is it "a look" when other girls wear lace panties under ripped jeans but it's "confusing and unnerving" when I wear loose boxers under a miniskirt?
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
illustration captioned "ship dynamics" with an anthropomorphic deer girl with antlers and a Ford F150 with a badge that reads "cum" pointed towards her. There is a smaller caption that reads "Me, a soft weak deer about to get rammed by two tons of steel. A mean looking pickup truck driving down a dark road at 70 miles an hour about to turn me into a red mist."
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 28/09/2026
Cow illusion of free choice image, the choices are captioned "overachiever firstborn daughter" and "gifted kid son" with the inevitable result captioned "burnt out mentally ill lesbian"
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 27/09/2026
picture of Neapolitan ice cream that is captioned "if this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 15/09/2026
Good news, they have made an alternative to ball-hurting juice, it now comes as an easily swallowed pill!
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 15/09/2026
You know I could really go for a blowjob rn (Not picky on which side of the exchange)
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 15/09/2026
"We've built a computer simulation of a Reddit user, you should trust your life with it"
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 15/09/2026
Tfw I hold a Domino's store hostage
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 15/09/2026
🎶I need a gun, 'cause all I do is dance!🎶
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 14/09/2026
Nothing is more depressing than "motivational phrase" phone wallpaper "God will never put you in a company you can't handle, your deliverables make the world a better place" 🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 10/09/2026
All I'm saying is that today would be a funny day for something to happen for no reason in particular
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 07/09/2026
So we all agree that this guy must be related to @thecybersmith.bsky.social right?
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 04/09/2026
squished portrait of Britney Spears with the caption "sorry for not keeping in touch I have literally nothing to say"
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 04/09/2026
Oh poor baby, were you not able to locate a teat of venture capital off which to suckle?
screenshot of Erica Windisch's Linkedin in which she is listed as the founder of a "Cyberdione Labs" she posted "When you're vibe coding so hard the biggest challenge is alternating back and forth between optimizing for faster PR build/review/fix lanes, and running CI faster."
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 03/09/2026
the lion does concern himself with beating traffic home
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 03/09/2026
Out: kiss cam In: AI slop button-up cam
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 03/09/2026
the lion does not concern himself with why his meals appear pre-prepared in trees
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 24/08/2026
Am I asking for too much?
and image of "Can't Help Myself" which is a robot arm squeegee-ing fluid towards itself except the floor is clean of liquid. The image is captioned "ALL CLEAN!"
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 24/08/2026
you wanna pick my brain? Promise? 🥺
cropped cover for "All quiet on the Western Front" but the words western front have been replaced with "frontal lobe"
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 21/08/2026
a marble bust seatbelted into the back seat of a car with the caption "It's only cassandrian knowledge if its from the balkan peninsula, otherwise it's just sparkling being forced to repeat history"
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 19/08/2026
*red hot chili pepper imitation* I'M NEVER GONNA WANNA PEEL, LIKE I DID THAT DAY!
blue peel p50 driving into an elevator
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 19/08/2026
cup of coffee on a railing overlooking a flowing stream in the woods. The caption reads "sorry i can't. i'm watching a live stream"
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 19/08/2026
I'm trying to be a girl's fidget toy, nothing wrong with that
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 19/08/2026
Vines growing on a phone line and pole with the caption "I must be an industry plant the way I need the way I need more water and sunlight"
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 18/08/2026
"mom, don't come pick me up, this sleepover feels like home"
eraserhead on the disney princess TV (with the matching DVD player)
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 18/08/2026
if time I enjoy wasting isn't wasted, what's time that I didn't enjoy wasting?
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 18/08/2026
Dalmatian giving side-eye while wearing a vest that reads "Please give me space but also attention"
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 16/08/2026
Finally we're so back!
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 15/08/2026
call this shit inception the way I keep getting more woke
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 13/08/2026
it's called a bit gag because I'm wearing it to make you laugh, no other reason
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 12/08/2026
I just wanted to update my address, but the bank thought I needed to sit down with somebody
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 11/08/2026
imagine thinking politicians should lie without consequences
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 02/08/2026
I'm like if a woman and another woman had a kid
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