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Amelia Carhartt

@theschwall.bsky.social
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I said I was here for a good time not a long time but the universe didn't listen

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 41m
Northernlion insisting, while using the adjustable dressform in Dressmaker, “This tech doesn’t exist, it’s creating matter from nothing” is so funny
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3h
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Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 17h
that pointing soyjak meme template except the foreground guy is the 19th century Japanese depiction of an American.
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Maxwell Yezpitelok @mrmxy.bsky.social · 9h
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 15h
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Steve Bowler @gameism.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Biddy Blass's head semi-convincingly shooped over the top of the VERT hot IMDB photo (in the quoted post) of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
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Amelia Carhartt @theschwall.bsky.social · 13h
The people don't want a buff Hutt they want a weird little lizard freak who yelle scrib doon and that's something Disney will never understand
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 14h
Tearing up thinking about all the bongs that will soon be named Biddy Blazed
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Shiny the Wark 🔞 @shinywark.bsky.social · 17h
re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 16h
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 20h
r/bonecollecting is currently beating the shit out of an OP who picked up a human femur because Claude told them it was a camel bone
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Amelia Carhartt @theschwall.bsky.social · 18h
I understand why people are replacing the Star Wars Galactic Racer soundtrack with EDM because it's the only big budget arcade racing game made in like over a decade, but the Galactic Racer soundtrack is good and does fit. They're recreating race and chase sequences in the movies, not Wipeout
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
DOCTOR: have you been under any stress recently ME: come on
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 10/10/2026
🅱️iddy 🅱️las
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Chris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 19h
This is it. The best video game I have ever seen
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Amelia Carhartt @theschwall.bsky.social · 19h
Dave Filoni throwing his cowboy hat on the ground and jumping up and down on it Yosemite Sam style because everyone loves Biddy Blas more than the Nazi from his cartoon show
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Amelia Carhartt @theschwall.bsky.social · 19h
Star Wars Galactic Racer
The reaction guys meme, the guys are looking at Griff Halloran from Star Wars Galactic Racer unimpressed but pointing and cheering at Biddy Blas from Star Wars Galactic Racer
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Amelia Carhartt @theschwall.bsky.social · 20h
Whenever Biddy Blas isn't on screen, the audience should be asking "Where's Biddy Blas?"
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Amelia Carhartt @theschwall.bsky.social · 20h
The part in Star Wars Galactic racer where Sebulba tells you a story about his pod racing days and makes you play it is so funny The greatest racer in Star Wars told me a story about how he crashed in a cave 6 times and won due to rubberbanding
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maud @peloriemate.net · 21h
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 10/10/2026
biddy blas
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Federico Iglesias (FreeGlass) @freeglass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is my vent art
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
more sebulba posting: it's really funny that sebulba, who is not at all above cheating and using illegal modifications to keep an edge, is still, in fact, incredibly fucking good at racing. like if dale earnhardt senior went 'well i might as well also add turrets to my car'
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Streeting and those like him consider neurodivergent and disabled people untermenschen, like on a deep level before any conscious analysis occurs, and following from that a possible misdiagnosis means designating a good, normal person as a disgusting wretch undeservedly.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 10/10/2026
“Leftwing Hitler” living in my head rent free
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glacier @glacier.catboys.cafe · 10/10/2026
a quick stop
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10/10/2026
sometimes i feel deeply ashamed of a mild social faux pas for like a week and every time i think it dude would have been over for me if i was born into catholicism
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 COMMISSIONS OPEN @blacksalander.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I dont want nobody bad mouthing comic sans these days bc this AI thumbnail scratchy font is literally everywhere I look and people just go with it
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mycel🌸☄️ @mycel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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acfoltzer @acfoltzer.net · 10/10/2026
a video of someone who's decided to use their pilot certificate exactly one last time
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/10/2026
if my fridge started beating the shit out of me I would unplug it
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's called the locomotive. And we're gonna drive it right through your god damn bedroom.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I keep trying to think of any historical example where a given technology's PROMOTERS AND TRUE BELIEVERS were like 'we are absolutely going to ruin your fucking life so be prepared like it's the end of the world'
Andrew Curran: Axios is reporting that the top labs are wargaming scenarios for the aftermath of a catastrophic event in the next 6 - 12 months, that some executives now see as being inevitable.

Axios: Top executives at Anthropic, OpenAl and other Al companies are privately gaming out scenarios for a public and political revolt after a catastrophic AI event.
Why it matters: These officials anticipate a large-scale event, most likely a cyberattack, that shuts down access to financial services, internet connectivity, or even power and water.

Edouard Harris: This is our view as well. Relatedly, average people will want to increase their level of personal resilience and preparedness as their resources allow. We will be publishing about this soon.

Nick Farina: Best ways to be prepared? Generators, water, books and DVDs?

Edouard Harris: Power, water, food, sanitation for most part. Parts of this depend on your geo latitude - solar vs propane for eg.

But also: set aside a computer that is not (and ideally has never been) connected to the internet. Buy faraday pouches and tape. Print out essential docs on paper.
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Amelia Carhartt @theschwall.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It really speaks to how great Biddy Blas is that the whole cast of Star Wars Galactic Racer is pretty damn good and Biddy Blas stands out among them
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Amelia Carhartt @theschwall.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Biddy Blas is the best character added to the Star Wars universe in over a decade, easily
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Far too many people simply hate children for existing
Neighbor blasts an ultrasonic device audible and painful only to children whenever they pass on the public sidewalk.

Was riding bikes with my daughter and a friend to school this morning. We passed a house and they both started yelling, "Ow! It hurts my ears." Really strange, right? Then I hear a voice play through a speaker who says, "If it hurts your ears, ride your bikes somewhere else!"

Now I'm angry. Literally doing nothing but riding bikes to school, probably one of the most wholesome activities a person could imagine, and...I can't even get my brain around it. 

It's apparently not loud, but it is tuned to a frequency higher than I can hear. If it's low enough for my children to hear it, it's going to be almost useless as an animal deterrent. It is specifically designed to cause pain to humans and serves no other purpose.

How is this legal?

Location: Minnesota, Twin Cities suburb
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 10/10/2026
when I left the handbrake on my car off after parking on that steep hill and it rolled down and ran over that Christian baby, my car was acting on its own
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👻 Sailor Boo-rtia 👻 @sailorportia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine being Shinji in this situation. You're just trying to read your blank piece of paper while your new legal guardian is doing aggressive yuribait with her coworker right in front of you
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
every nier automata side quest is like MACHINE THAT LOVED TO SUCK COCK: "I...JUST...WANTED TO...SUCK....COCK..." (explodes) 9S: "Wow, that machine was so weird! Right, 2B?" 2B: "9S...We androids also like sucking cock..."
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 09/10/2026
Oops the centrist consultants painted themselves into a corner again
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
with news like this, who needs what’s left of the rotting media (i say this as someone who worked in media for a while)
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mcc @dryad.technology · 09/10/2026
He has new adventures every week
Scan of Pokemon card named "Surfing Pikachu" (lv. 13)

He has one ability: Surf
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/10/2026
she blow on my jon til i order the shooting star [takes off glasses, sits backwards on chair] kids under no circumstances should you take others work and then obsfucate their credit after poisoning all those relationships with far right politics for years
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 09/10/2026
it’s 2026 how are we still doing the thing where website content popping into place during page load pushes buttons down the screen causing misclicks
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Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sebulba declined to comment through a representative when asked where he was on January 6
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 09/10/2026
tweet: american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are a bunch of ASIANS???
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