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Laur

@thelaurus.bsky.social
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And for all we know Everything we've known Is just some shit we made up Glory to Glorzo ✌️

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 9h
Every Elon demo
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 14h
this is why you're always told to log off and go outside
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 15/10/2026
a field guide to Skarsgårds: if silver fox he be, that's Stellan you see unsettling but hot, Alexander you've got only dread doth you fill, then behold, that is Bill
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Laur @thelaurus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I really don't know how many more passwords I have in me 🫥
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There's a universe, like, two doors over where he's just a bitchy old queen living in a gorgeous UES penthouse with a handsome, buff, much younger man, and everybody in his building hates his guts, but I have never heard his name, not once.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
impeach hegseth should be on the list day one it is not even debatable tbh
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
it’s 2026 how are we still fucking doing this
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Laur @thelaurus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I legit thought this was Kevyn Aucoin's Making Faces book at first
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ogre-g 👹 @libidinalspaces.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
she's got that joie de leave
A thin, red leaf on concrete. It's on its side such that it looks like a pair of lips
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026
This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW
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Laur @thelaurus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is what happens when corrupt scumbags never face consequences. It's the same thing we're seeing in the Cornell rape case. "I can do whatever I want [and you can't stop me]."
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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SteveLibrarian @librariansteve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Journalists keep wanting the story to be "normal working class centrist has questions," not "our country is currently dominated by stupid people in a right wing echo chamber."
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026
The government *still* isn’t tracking how often immigration agents detain U.S. citizens. We are. 500+ Americans have been handcuffed, held at gunpoint or held against their will in Trump’s second term. Our tally is almost certainly an undercount. THREAD (content warning: violence) ⬇️
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Laur @thelaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Brave Little Toaster messed me upppp
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Brave Little Toaster: Can't Take This Pressure
Alt: The junkyard scene from the Brave Little Toaster. A magnet picks up a car to take it to be crushed. The car says "I can't take this kind of pressure" while the rest of the doomed cars sing a song about being "Worthless." Somehow this was a kids movie.
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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no McTry. There is only:
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/10/2026
Squidward asleep next to “Donald Trump using taxpayer money for campaign ads ahead of midterm elections”

Squidward waking up and freaking out next to “A late night host being mean to Donald Trump”
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Campus rape is really widespread; statistics suggest a significant percent of women who go to college will be raped there; feminism opened up a good conversation about it around 2012-13; it's weird when people treated Cornell like an isolated rather than dramatic example of a pervasive problem.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-…
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror
Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don’t understand why every single democrat isn’t doing what Ossoff is doing
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Laur @thelaurus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think they want/need Dems to pull off a blue wave bc all they want to do is post on x and do sound bytes about their weird obsessions with Hasan Piker or kids sports teams. Turns out being the party in power means actually doing stuff and they hate that.
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Laur @thelaurus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think they want Dems to pull off a blue wave bc all they want to do is post on x and do sound bytes about "trans kids" and shit like that. Turns out being the party in power means actually doing stuff and they hate that.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
The thing is, people weren't even asking Ed Sheeran to take a stand for Palestinians. He couldn't even manage to be decent to his own supposed friends.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 14/09/2026
I cannot believe I am saying this, but I wish more people had 1/10th the courage of Macklemore
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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Chad C @chadc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is particularly crazy when you see how many NFL venues are scheduled to host Kanye West, a guy who literally released a song about Hitler. Including two of the stadiums who threatened Sheeran! But he didn’t say anything good about Palestinians so it’s fine.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it must be infuriating to be a New Yorker today listening to all these 9/11 tributes from conservatives who don’t believe New York counts as America on any other day of the calendar
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11/2001 I was a freshman in high school in Alabama, I wore a hijab. In gym class my teacher wheeled in a screen. Something horrible was happening. I watched, mouth agape as the second tower hit. We were silent. As that period reached an end, my name was announced on the loud speaker. 1/
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyway you should read Steve Kandell’s beautiful piece www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stev...
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The Worst Day Of My Life Is Now New York’s Hottest Tourist Attraction
Nearly 13 years after my sister’s death, a reluctant Sunday visit to the 9/11 Memorial Museum, where public spectacle and private grief have a permanent home together.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My cat telling me it hasn’t eaten a single meal in 5 months after having breakfast
Elizabeth Holmes looking psychopathic in the new Nathan Fielder doc.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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