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Jaye | The Key of Jaye 🗝️🎶💖 @thekeyofjaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When you leave the theater emotionally annihilated and absolutely starving: now that's a GOOD MOVIE.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m starting to think you guys just enjoy saying nor’easter like you’re a bunch of grizzled sea captains talking to lonely barmaids

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Interviewer: do you have any skills that aren’t listed on ur CV Me:

A person carrying like 20 bags of groceries w a 12 pack of Bud light on his head

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ll put you in my MySpace top 8 if you play with my hair

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The sexual tension between you and the best part of the song.

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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm 'made casette mix tapes for love interests' years old

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Corey Johnson (Too Many Tapes/Art of the Glitch) @gracefulfailure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

when you’re mad at me this is who you’re mad at:

A person wearing a homemade Kermit the Frog costume

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This day in history. 1844. The first international cricket match began in Montréal between Canada and the USA. The losing American captain complained that the Canadians treated his team very badly and was one of the worst teams to deal with and when a reporter questioned that he said quiet, piggy.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I opened my wallet and the world turned sepia and a guy slinging a guitar started singing about dust

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The assassin stared into his victim’s disbelieving eyes as the life slowly drained from them, avoiding the blood still spurting from where his teeth had pierced their jugular. Jarred from his reverie by a woman’s screams behind him, he hopped away, a siren rising in the distance.

A close-up of a rabbit with its head tilted, displaying a curious expression. The background shows an outdoor setting with greenery and a building.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He was probably some normal guy from the Black Lagoon and Creature was a mean nickname.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Touching grass is not enough I need to fight a raccoon over a pizza crust

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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Self-improvement takes time. After all, you didn't turn into a piece of shit overnight. Says Skeletor knowing he’s a piece of shit but that he didn’t used to be so change is possible!

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Jaye | The Key of Jaye 🗝️🎶💖 @thekeyofjaye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

But does she calm your central nervous system bro?

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Jaye | The Key of Jaye 🗝️🎶💖 @thekeyofjaye.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Embrace the negative space... BE the negative space... (But, like… spacious. Not a void, a breath... unless you want to be a void, then be the sun-swallowing void).

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Watching the news, as a bit.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

After a bitter divorce, and her very public nervous breakdown at a London night club, Flüf returns with her most personal album yet. 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘨𝘨𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 drops this Friday. The first single, the visceral “Pluck You,” is available now on all major streaming services.

A moody glamour shot of a fluffy gray chicken in a grayscale setting.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Here, I know how much you guys love carpeted toilet accessories. Photo from my collection, 1966.

Photo of a medium haired, white and light ginger kitten lying on top of a toilet lid. The toilet lid is covered in a very light teal carpeted cover. There is a somewhat matching mat on the floor. There is also pink toilet paper hanging in the background.

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Jaye | The Key of Jaye 🗝️🎶💖 @thekeyofjaye.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

*handing out treats to my cats* "Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

filling your fanny pack with spaghetti and meatballs is self-care

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This day in history. 1995. Talk Like a Pirate Day. Some people call it Aaarrrbour Day.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

keeping a fork tucked in your messy bun is a life hack

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

@RossWBermanIV

I’m a REAL MAN:

I’m SCARED OF CITIES

I’m MAD at the LITTLE MERMAID

My truck is TALL and I have to crawl into it like a BABY

Do not get me STARTED on women’s sports

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Britain being unable to make Doctor Who and the U.S. being unable to make more Muppet Show feels like the same problem

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I come from a long line of women with impressive collections of trinkets, doodads, and soul-trapping incantations

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when the crops fail a human sacrifice is required

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 19/09/2026

My dream is to be a trad husband. Stand around in the sun eating grass. Get milked. Get scared of the dog. Trad.

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Jaye | The Key of Jaye 🗝️🎶💖 @thekeyofjaye.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The fuckery abides… but so does The Dude. This is why I never lose hope.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

sometimes I get really annoyed with my job but then remember I’m not the person who has to open all the packages over at Cologuard

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

working on my autumn bod (decaying)

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This day in history. 1618. The beginning of the twelfth baktun in the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar silly me I'm still writing Baktun 11 on my ritual decapitation invitations.

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Jaye | The Key of Jaye 🗝️🎶💖 @thekeyofjaye.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Every time I see a dude with a broccoli haircut I wanna punch him right in the brassicas.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I'm suffering from true memory syndrome.

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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026

The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This day in history. 1848. A new constitution marked the establishment of Switzerland as a federal state. I thought it said feral state which would be a lot more interesting.

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