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Tuna

@thehottuna.bsky.social
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
on and off everything you’ll be fine
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Thinking about maybe doing better. But just thinking.
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
growing up is willingly subscribing to newsletters
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I’m like a server, even if my screen is off I’m on.
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
the fewer apps you have the happier you’ll be I sweareth
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
man I hate these next few years
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I do very good in denial
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
chinese new year changed me
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
When you are asked what on earth you are talking about. The correct response is ‘you are asking the wrong person.’
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
someone come drive me home
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
My coffee pods are on their way. They’ve been podcasted.
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
AI will not take my job, neither of us can do it
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
this is me faking it
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Your Mom.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
“i’m going in! cover me!” —me getting into bed
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I appreciate planet earth every time I take a shower. Water is awesome!
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
keys stones wallet phone
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
There’s something to be said for having nothing to say.
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I don’t like listening to music anymore, you call yourselves artists but y’all suck.
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
My therapist says I need to just calm the fuck down
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 15/01/2026
I am highly allergic to being in situations
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
sorry i called your kid "it"
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
buy a goat, It is widely accepted when you reach this level of desperation.
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
flew too close to the sun because she attached some sort of value to her work performance
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
“I have not yet begun to shitpost.” -Unknown
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I just want to be gone before the food wars start
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z.ombie @zanadu.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Hello! We’ve sent you a text to remind you that you have an email reminding you about a text that will send you an email that will send you a text. When we are finished with the service, we will email you and text. Please call or text if you don’t want us to text or email or call. - Every company
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Be the funny awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I have lowered my expectations and 2026 will be just ok
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Erin 🖤 @ec2121.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Tonight's mood: I hope a rogue planet crashes into Earth
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Oops that didn't sound well (Me hearing myself talk)
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
With two weeks left to go in 2025, my biggest fear is that we haven't yet reached the bottom.
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Tuesday Dec 16, Office I’d rather be making coffee somewhere.
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
you’re a thousand years ahead my emotions
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
*seizes the day* *looks at the news* *gives the day back*
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
but by Friday I’m revived
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
microwaves be like here’s your hot bowl of cold food
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I've seen every season of me and I still don't understand my current episode...
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
We just moved into the "that sounds like a January problem" part of December.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Your humor isn't inappropriate enough. Goes home.
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
on Monday they destroy me - lana del rey
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
don’t you care about thinking about peace?!
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Tuna @thehottuna.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I have a carton of hatred, and I've filled boxes with evil.
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I don't mind missing the boat. I've seen Titanic.
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
if i die suddenly delete my search history i dont want mom to know i have to check the spelling of everyday words
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