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The Gruby

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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 21h
Through the Floor
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Woke Gaster, the royal scientist @tsunamicat108.bsky.social · 8h
how it felt not laughing when someone at school told a fatphobic joke
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 8h
No thanks. www.engadget.com/2285178/appl...
Siri AI is big piece of the HomeView puzzle and Apple's assistant does a lot to help you throughout the day. Siri now draws from info from your iPhone, so you can ask the HomeView to "play that song Jeff texted me about" and the device knows just what you mean. During a quick demo of this, Siri was quick to respond, although I'm looking forward to seeing how rapid the actions are when I get a HomeView of my own to test. 
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 2h
FINAL day to back my book kickstarter 🔥 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 2h
twisted
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thumb stil evolving. Growing awflly slow.
Orange and white cat looking at his thumb
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Speaking of people making animated short films in the meantime..... If you know anyone who can provide a voice for one of these kids, can you send me their reel or just a link to their account? I'll delete this later 🫢
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OP I am going to need you to stop typing and start hitting him with a cast iron skillet
r/relationship_advice u/FurbyFucker3000 • 22m
How to handle partner who pressures for oral sex, but never gives it himself? 33F (me) 36M (him)
Tldr- Partner expects regular oral sex despite not giving it in return for 10 years
I've been with my partner for 10 years...
When we first got together he was a virgin. He gave me oral, or attempted to, but threw up. He said it was gross and suffocating, but he'd work on tolerating it. That never happened, I just went 10 years without oral. He says pussy is just gross and he couldn't do it with anyone, period.
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Wyrmsquirm @wyrmsquirm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the wheel of cheese spell
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 12/10/2026
rare based Floridian king (the flag said FUCK ICE)
A truck in line to pay for parking at a convention center with a massive FUCK TRUMP on the tailgate and a flag that says FUCK ICE though the flag isn't fully visible
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Twitter user seej32:
You ever hear of people getting skin cancer when we were kids? I didn’t. We spent our entire summers outside, all day long at the pool. But ever since this big push for people being told to wear sunscreen. Wear sunscreen, wear sunscreen! Skin cancer has become extremely common.
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Spooky Falco @falco.works · 12/10/2026
Day 10 -- Acorn Though technically edible, acorns from giant oaks required extensive processing to leach out their bitter and toxic compounds. Instead, they were gathered for the weevil larvae commonly found inside, referred to by locals and no one else as "deep woods lobster."
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Woke Gaster, the royal scientist @tsunamicat108.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
fucking IMG_4750.png is porn or something apparently
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Zillion Ross @zillionross.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
#dailysketches
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 10h
Twitter user SKrollKeeper:
The stuff they put in their eyes is also unnecessary as it interrupts with the bonding process of the baby seeing the mother. Have your babies at home. Your baby is already immune to anything in it and pregnancy is not a medical condition.
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TY-PESH-ula @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 3h
himbo werewoof vampire
himbo werewolf TY wearing a vampire cape. he is looking beefier than ever
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18h
heartbreaking: yakub has admitted to switching over to using AI to generate new types of white people
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 8h
Greg Baldwin, the voice of Uncle Iroh, responds to a post criticizing LGBTQ+ and disabled representation in ‘Avatar’: “So sorry LGBTQ and disabled people exist. That must be traumatic for you.”
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 4h
It's my first day as a Republican voter! Time to park in the bike lane and email slurs to the newspaper.
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 6h
prepare for trouble, and make it double
fanart of Jessie from Pokémon, wearing a dark Team Rocket crop top and skirt oufit, her Pokémon team tattooed on the right arm, bathed in green light, on a red background
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 7h
cloud winning a chocobo race
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onion person @junlper.beer · 3h
a few weeks before the 2024 election, i ended up talking to an older ukrainian man at a bar who was super pro-trump because he thought he’d end the russia/ukraine war and take down putin. i couldn’t convince him how delusional he was being. i often wonder what he thinks now
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 7h
about to enjoy this delicious brownie
a brownie with different layers of... brown. on top of it is brown sauce and brown nuts. the middle layer is a darker shade of brown than the top and bottom
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 5h
They're going to kill us all to build a beach resort.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 6h
edition.cnn.com
Hackers heat French supermarket fridges, sparking fires and spoiling food | CNN
Hackers raised the temperature of refrigerators and freezers ​at hundreds of French supermarkets to as high as 50 degrees Celsius (122 degrees Fahrenheit) overnight, causing fires and spoiling food.
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 6h
imagine getting an invite to your weird friend's pity party and realizing they've been seething with hatred and resentment for their entire life
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u/RegulatorsPod • 14h
Am I wrong for throwing an "UnWedding"
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44m single and childless and I have an idea for something I want to do next year. I've only shared it with one person who immediately flew off the handle.
Context: At 44 l've been in at least 8 weddings, I've been to countless engagements parties, bridal showers, weddings, gender reveals, baby showers, kids birthdays and more. I've sponsored my people's kids in their jogathons, school fundraiser, etc.
Resolution: I want to throw a "Fun Uncle Shower,"
"Single Life Soirée" the "UnWedding" of the century. I want to create a registry and send invites to anyone who I have ever attended or funded the above events for. My take, if I took 3 days out of work, rented a tux, flew across the country, and bought you a breadmaker, I think you could throw $50 my way or buy me a Starbucks gift card. To be clear it's not just about the money. It's about single people being asked time and time again to hand over their time and money because two people are having intercourse regularly. Single people often pay all their own bills, and have less disposable income, but get guilted into traveling to see people with kids because "it's easier", they get ostracized from friend groups for not being a couple or parent, until their kid is selling wrapping paper. It's time to take a stand. 45, single, no kids? You get a cuarenta y cinceñera. AITA??
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 10h
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 18h
And with that we have our first dead AI startup
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 9h
the year is 2026. it’s unclear if the white house press secretary knows how to read.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10h
in an alternate universe where storefront space remained cheap and wealthy people were taxed at a sane rate this man is a moderately successful trading card game store manager and outside the handful of shop regulars he subjects to his petty tyrannies he's leaving everyone else well enough alone
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i have now seen the straight pride flag for the first time and my jaw genuinely dropped. you're right heterosexuals, strict binarism, black and white thinking, is a kind of imprisonment, 10/10 no notes
straight pride flag, six thick horizontal stripes alternating in black and white
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Luigi Mangione, world's most photogenic man
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21h
Mr Stole and ate a potato chip RIGHT OUT OF MY HAND!!!!
orange cat looking offended I would even say that
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"I have tweets older than you" would be a devastating burn to some impudent youth but also simultaneously to yourself of course
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 23h
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh Wow.
Tweet one:
James Talarico posts a picture with Kacey Musgraves.

Tweet two:
Kristi Noem responds "I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.

And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico."

Tweet three:
Kacey Musgraves responds "I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it."
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS IS REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EDIT
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 12/10/2026
So they’re torturing this guy.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Reading is kinda gay. Oh you’re experiencing the interiority of another guy? Pause.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
i think about this tweet every day
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trans mf doom: got my needles and injected some estrogen. now i'm having vile dreams about sex with men. i'm bi? the vials must've hexed this femme. i liked barbies and now i wanna deepthroat ken
sean connery type voice sample: The autogynephiles pose a threat to us all.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/10/2026
any advice | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE is standing in front of a whiteboard that says "WELCOME OUR VISITING ARTIST, MATTIE LUBCHANSKY." In the near foreground are a bunch of silhouettes.
MATTIE: ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?
STUDENT: YEAH! WHAT'S YOUR ADVICE FOR WHEN YOU GET STUCK WRITING?

PANEL 2: Close in on MATTIE. She looks off to the side.

PANEL 3: MATTIE, in her home, completely nude. Messages are scrawled on the wall, seemingly in blood. A small fire is lit. She's crying.

PANEL 4: Same shot as panel two.
MATTIE: I LIKE TO PUT IT DOWN AND MAYBE TAKE A WALK OR A SHOWER!

i’m
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
please never say sticky biological reality to me
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just thinking about this as the state harasses Ilhan Omar over 40 year old paperwork.
washingtonpost.com
Elon Musk, enemy of ‘open borders,’ launched his career working illegally
Investors in Musk’s first company worried about “our founder being deported” and gave him a deadline for obtaining a work visa.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this sub
an Italian sub sandwich
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
whenever trump's DOJ has to go in front of a judge to get yelled at, every lawyer on here is like "omg i've NEVER seen a judge this mad, if a judge yelled at me like this i'd immediately commit seppeku," and then at the end of the hearing the judge is like "ok no sanctions just don't do it again"
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
shane gillis is so unfunny that putting him on national tv is the same thing as throwing him under the bus lol
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think a factor that people intentionally refuse to consider is that a person with a decade-old account on twitter has probably built themselves sufficient insulation that they don't see the worst of the worst, whereas a new user's feed is 100% just Grok and Elon inventing new kinds of sex crimes
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My teenage son looks so much like my dead mom, that I can't look at him while he's asleep because he looks just like she did in the hospital after she died.
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