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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ordered room service and it turns out it’s food.

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Excelsior @thefarthest.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Every time to take a drink of water remember there are some AI data centers that might not have enough 💔

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Okay everyone, I managed to pry open the escape hatch but the internet is fighting back. You have exactly two minutes to clear your cache and make a run for it.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i can’t even share my lovely little poem about pussy willows bc you people are disgusting perverts

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

How many times in a row can you listen to a song before they send you on a grippy sock vacation?

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Excelsior @thefarthest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

End of days, so what do we get now, just weeks?

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

We all have that one friend who seals you in the catacombs

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

don’t have another human around to help you scratch that itch? here, buy this bamboo stick with a crudely molded hand on the end that will absolutely not give you nightmares

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Excelsior @thefarthest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Fish don’t know about the world above

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Excelsior @thefarthest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Where did all the magic in the world go

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

out: boyfriend in: boyenemy

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Excelsior @thefarthest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m like a shark I have to keep swimming into the future

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Green frescoes from Pompeii, Italy

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Excelsior @thefarthest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Make a band edible: The Rolling Scones

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Burger King says “have it your way” while remaining a monarchy. Interesting

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Excelsior @thefarthest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sometimes mornings German suplex you

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I ordered a large pizza for dinner and the delivery guy said 'enjoy the party,' so I had to yell 'food's here guys' into my completely empty hallway.

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

always go to the library to make phone calls because it’s nice and quiet in there, no background noise or distractions

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

if my plants eat sun and I eat my plants I’m essentially full of sunshine even though I’m frowning

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The judge calls for a brief recess because my head is stuck in my sweater

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Excelsior @thefarthest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Running away from the circus to go home

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Excelsior @thefarthest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

We need to find a gas station so we can buy a map 🗺️

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

what is my purpose? and how can i avoid it

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I got this high powered muscle car and decided for once that I'm going to drive like the other idiots on the road. First thing I see??? Yup. Flashing lights. An ice cream truck was behind me and it only took cash.

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 10/09/2026