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Bitey

@thebigonebitey.bsky.social
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She/her, cis, leftist, ADHD. I like Taskmaster, The Simpsons, puns, and sarcasm. Non-sweetie-pies DNI.

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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
Alex Pretti from his early days working at the VA
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/01/2026
Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department
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And PSA for everyone saying this was "illegal":
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
not to brag or anything but ive taken criticism from the online left before and it didnt make me gravitate towards fascism
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 11/02/2025
If we DO have a 2028 election, the qualifying question for the primaries must be "How will you destroy the fascist movement for generations"
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
17 states are suing to overturn section 504. www.bazelon.org/wp-content/u...
bazelon.org
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 10/02/2025
The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The cover for the album In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by the band Neutral Milk Motel but with the head of Tom Servo from MST3K over the head of the drum headed girl
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Becky Browder Neustadt @browder2neustadt.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
NYC Union Square
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Sam 🐈‍⬛ @sammakescoolstuff.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 03/02/2025
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years
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Bitey @thebigonebitey.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This is so good
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Thinking Person's Guide to Autism @thinkingautism.com · 01/02/2025
"We do harm if we assume that unless a person has fluent language, they cannot know anything worth sharing, or that what they do share lacks meaning." On respecting and responding to autistic language and communication differences, from Louise: joyofj.substack.com/p/on-truth-a... #neurodiversity
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On truth and knowing and GLP
One of the most helpful things I know about my son J is that he is a gestalt language processor (GLP).
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
post inauguration i'm seeing a fresh wave of liberals blaming the election outcome on any marginalized community they can imagine and all i can say is that shit is evil, evil lives inside your heart
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
lots of problems with having a monoculture but in 1970 everyone knew what "sock it to me baby" was and thought it was hilarious. I am constantly like "hey did you see 20 specific seconds of a kind of racist adult swim show in 2004. because they haunt me"
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
You don't say www.psypost.org/transgender-...
Transgender athletes’ rights was opposed by those who viewed female athletes as undeserving, study finds
The researchers also found that adherence to traditional standards of femininity—such as prioritizing thinness and attractiveness—was a strong predictor of opposition to transgender athlete inclusion. For instance, respondents who endorsed the idea that women should be thin or that women’s muscles were less attractive were less supportive of transgender athletes competing in alignment with their gender identity.

Negative attitudes toward homosexuality were another powerful predictor of opposition to transgender athletes’ rights. Participants who expressed homophobic views, such as agreeing with statements like “I would be disappointed if I found out my child was homosexual,” were significantly more likely to support sex testing and oppose transgender inclusion.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
My new essay comic, Antisemitism in a Time of Genocide, is now up at Le Monde Diplomatique in France. I’ll thread the 8 panels in English here, and link to the French at the end.
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Taskmaster @taskmaster.tv · 22/01/2025
What has 10 legs and is coming soon? Give up? It's the cast of Series 19! #Taskmaster returns with Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Louisiana is already adapting
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
My gentle advice for the next four years (or the last four, or the four before that, or…) is that you do not have any obligation to debate with anyone about what you see and hear happening with your own eyes and ears.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/01/2025
"I will not comply in advance", I holler as they announce beer will not be sold after the 7th inning
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Fun fact: Hans Asperger exuberantly threw children(his patients) into the clutches of the Nazi child euthanasia program, where they were murdered. Which is the kind of thing that happens when fascism is normalized.
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 20/01/2025
i don't think the people that are going "holy shit that was a nazi salute" are mostly all that surprised. i think they are saying: i am marking this because it will be denied
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
hi, white people expert here! this is not funny, white people only do this when they’re in extreme comfort.
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Bitey @thebigonebitey.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This is my dad's rig right now
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The Hamburgler making Grimace sign a prenup.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Grampa Simpson: MY ELON IS NOT A NAZI HE MAY BE A LIAR, AN IDIOT, A PEDOPHILE, A NAZI BUT HE IS NOT Á PORN STAR!
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
SomeBODY once sold me Some baby shoes and told me The little guys had never been worn
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/01/2025
tv seasons should be 22 episodes long and at least 30% of those should be pure crap
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/01/2025
American teens are flocking to a new video app
RealPlayer circa 1997
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Garnet Henderson @garnethenderson.com · 15/01/2025
Thanks @juliannemcshane.bsky.social for figuring out that WFMJ appears to have broken the story. Maybe share the local news links and not that other one! www.wfmj.com/story/521706...
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Warren woman who was arrested after miscarriage files suit claiming conspiracy, malicious prosecution
WARNING: This story contains details that some readers may be sensitive to. Reader discretion is advised.
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Bitey @thebigonebitey.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Good for her!!
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
why do musketeers use swords not muskets
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guy off of the computer @explod.es · 13/01/2025
gun are so prevalent in America. Every pay phone I've seen has a phone shape shot into it
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
🎶I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO UNDO RIIIIGHTS 🎶
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Bitey @thebigonebitey.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
This is so, so horrible. I feel sick thinking about how I read his books to my kids 😭
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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 13/01/2025
All the anti DEI, anti education, anti medicine, anti ADA stuff is just eugenics in a new dress. Hope that clears up any confusion. The neo nazi, neo Confederate marriage is yielding a monstrous fruit. We have seen it and the only solution was to rip it out at the roots. Kthxbye
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
a realistic cookbook where every recipe starts with "step 1: clean up your kitchen"
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
the U.S. kids shoe sizes start over after little kid sizes because american big kids lose their feet and grow permanent feet like teeth
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
gotta say "you need to go back to Africa - with your overly racist ass" is not a version I can say I've heard too often
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
What is the charge? Writing a post? An innocent online post?
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