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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Stuck on "AI companies hide the AI's thoughts because other AI companies might read them" because it is indistinguishable from something a schizophrenic would shout at you

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR 3:40 4Q This game has a 99.97% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 59-37 (59.70%)

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Need that braindead pitch challenge by Shaw photoshopped with Charlie Kirk's face in place of the ball

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Very annoyed by this line of thinking that presupposes liberals and their icons are manifestly more ethical than Trump or some other conservative shithead and then gets annoyed when you actually hold them to that standard because "Trump is worse"

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

So, what are everyone's plans for Kirkiversary?

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/09/2026

i'm prepared to raise the alarm. this is now a certified Woke 2 Incident

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

*to the tune of the Flipadelphia chant in It's Always Sunny* Kirk, Kirk, Kirkiversary

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

While it would be too hopefully to believe this could lead to us not having to deal with her anymore, I fear she'll con some forever maskers into giving her cash to keep doing this. Smartest move she ever made was endearing herself to that group

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Not really incoherent when you realize Americans are a bunch of would-be barons of the land who are suspicious of centralized use of force that could be turned against them but are fine with it's turned against the people they consider threats

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My man looks like when a bird gets caught in a traffic camera

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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

yea cream on it

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This is a weird framing because it doesn't address the whole idea of dating up or down is a male way of viewing relationships as projection of status. If you don't care about that, and I don't think as many women do, then the whole 6 vs 10 doesn't really even apply

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Cooking with seed oils

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Lmao Dark Mice

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

To me, Taylor will always be the woman at Charlottesville doing Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler style shit and running to the cops when someone rightfully tried to stop her. She should have been hated and shunned long before this

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

i think that driving should be legal as long as everyone is issued a remote that can shut off the engine of every car in a 100-foot radius. this would be great if a driver is being unsafe, or if they're driving fine but you're just bored or having a bad day

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026

if spreadsheet people was ever meant as an insult, i am reclaiming it. my columns and rows are beautiful even if others don't see what i see within them

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Man driven insane by PCA and by the failure of a Metra project from 20 years ago. Sad to see

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Very funny to see antivax people being attacked by someone saying "it won't matter if you're vaccinated because herd immunity won't exist" which implies vaccination doesn't work for anyone

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Finally having Apple TV so I can watch a Cubs game synced to the radio feed and it's Zaidman calling the game

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/08/2026

AOC being single is like “the olsen twins are turning 18” for guys who faced a grievance hearing over aggressive sexual behavior towards women in their DSA chapter

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 03/08/2026

www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

The Angels have, for some time, been in pursuit of a great philosophical question: Can a baseball team hate? Not its opponents, nor its fans, nor even the sport and its many constituent norms and unwritten rules. No, the Angels hate that they exist, resent that we keep asking them to, and have striven at every turn over a lost decade to cease to be with a surety of purpose that would make Hamlet jealous. There’s only what can be described as a deep-seated resentment at the organization’s very top level to break norms of player development, roster-building, executive hiring, stadium maintenance and planning, positional placement, and essentially everything the sport tends to consider as necessary to not only competing but existing. The Angels don’t want to exist, at least as a team that plays (and loses) games rather than simply prints money and accrues valuation. To exist is pain. To exist in protest tends to be pointless as well as heartbreaking, and the franchise is certainly that. Look, the Angels via Arte Moreno gave the Rangers something for nothing. Big whoop. Will you please leave them alone now?

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Rudy @coveysburner.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

It’s sick that the Savannah bananas insist on forcing their disgusting lifestyle (shitty TikTok baseball) down my throat. Congress must do something to stop this.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector

A cat whose entire head is in a helmet with ear, eye and nose holes

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

if your life is ruined because of your mentions were you ever really alive

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Game at Hard Rock Stadium between two teams that thought they might make the championship but were forced to play an additional meaningless game and only one decided to take it seriously

Georgia 63, FSU 3 for the Orange Bowl there’s a white woman on the video board wearing a fake Native American headdress

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Kayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The Odyssey (dir. Christopher Nolan)

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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable

Album cover photo of the Marina apartments in Chicago for Wilco's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot CD

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Incredible Boob Nightengale energy here

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Matt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

OH MY GOD BRUCE LEVINE JUST ACCIDENTALLY TWEETED A TEXT TO A CUBS COACH.

You and the other coaches have been the stars of the team being 12 games over 500. Let's Hope twinkle dee and twinkle dum don't sell you guys out like the 2025. Enjoy the t the family time pal.

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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Did somebody say "senator suddenly dies"

Garak from Deep Space Nine, smiling. He doesn't know anything about senators who suddenly die. He is just a tailor.

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Just realized this guy will become Al Franken for the "progressive" left in that they'll seethe about how they were screwed for years even though his replacement will probably be better for their interests in every meaningful way

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Really remarkable how far some are going to defend a candidate who even without disqualifying problems would be mediocre and ultimately vote along party lines on anything that matters. The image but not substance of a blue collar Democrat has a weird hold on them.

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

If I could wish for one thing in Take Havers, it would be to just admit they don't like something instead of trying to intellectualize it. It's okay to not like to see people fucking on film because it makes you feel uncomfortable. Don't rationalize it because we will see through it

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Technically, they’re Remains now.

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

iran has closed the reflecting pool.

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

"They" (the yakubian apes) don't want to you know The Truth

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

the genetically violent european people got so good at killing each other in such eye watering numbers that they had to construct an entire global apparatus that would stop them from ever doing it again. and yes thats the same apparatus currently burning to the ground thanks to american bozos

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My Chemical Imbalance @hollowmirth.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My arch nemesis

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Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Matt Shaw walkoff on Pride Night is very funny

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Banksy strikes again

smashed mirror on the curb tagged

ART BY FUCK

—FUCK

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