Ben @thebeedub.bsky.social · 5hWatching the Great Santini for the first time in a while. And it hit me. Is this the same house that they used to film the Big Chill? 010
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 21hI have incorporated a daily applesauce at work moment. I am neutral about this self-imposed trend. It also requires me to bring a spoon back-and-forth which is a downside, though I try not to dwell. This concludes my workday update. 3217
Reposted by BenJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Deliberately misspell a common word. There you go. You just named your startup. 1310831
Reposted by BenPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026This nation has wounds only the salve of gravy season can heal. 18127
Reposted by BenMrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The musical clinking of pouring glass bottles in the recycle bin. 17125
Reposted by BenFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Getting fit would increase my sex appeal and that’s a risk I just can’t take. 420278
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 12/10/2026And I did what they couldn’t. Sight unseen, I face palmed my own forehead and took out the living room mosquito that’s been tormenting us all evening. 25719
Reposted by BenPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Put pumpkin spice syrup in my pumpkin spice coffee and met pumpkin spice Jesus. 55921
Reposted by BenSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Someone asked me what BlueSky was and I told them it’s a bunch of people dealing with their shit by stringing pretty lights around a dumpster 35571172
Ben @thebeedub.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Put on pants and a collared shirt because this year’s vote just matters more 021
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I thought it was candy, but it was soap. Tales from the craft fair.  310839
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In the city today, on packed side streets, I play a little game with oncoming cars called Are we both gonna fit?  33714
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In the waiting room of 4 people, they call out “Kathleen?” Two women pop up. Two Kathleens? Me and the remaining lady who is surely a Mary smirk at each like Nice try. That’s our bit. 05923
Reposted by BenMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just realized you can always tell when my temper starts rising because I raise one hand slowly & just stop & leave it there in the air much like the universal sign for "Wait a minute..." or one of those hunting dogs that point. 15329
Reposted by BenMrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Please don't talk to me; I have a Kenny Loggins song stuck in my head. No, this is it. I am happy. 510131
Reposted by BenDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I was a kid playing Hangman, sometimes I would guess wrong just to hang him 1110732
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A patron mistook somebody at my work for someone else and I accidentally said out loud, but luckily really quietly, “She wishes.” And then I made myself laugh, still quietly. Little joys at the keyboard. 2225
Reposted by BenSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Be sure to scold people who are very close, but not perfectly aligned with your flawless world view. That always brings ‘em around. 716252
Reposted by BenJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You think the government would have easily captured the A-Team by the end of the first episode? I completely disagree. I think it would have happened somewhere around the middle of the second episode. 2259
Reposted by BenNickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well Unexpected Turn of Events is my middle name 02815
Reposted by BenMykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I sleep with a pillow next to me in a headlock to keep all my other pillows in check. 02315
Reposted by BenA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Every time you speak, the elephant in the room does jerk-off motions behind your back. 15483196
Reposted by BenFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have the face of a much saner person. 411973
Reposted by BenBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wearing a backwards fitted makes you 30% more susceptible to scams, online addictions, and other tomfoolery  2140226
Reposted by BenMykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026All of my damn lighters died at once and let me tell you, match life sucks. 0103
Reposted by BenMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A stranger is just a friend you never want to see again yet. 19535
Reposted by BenNickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hey kid, don’t let it get to you 01913
Reposted by BenDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hear me out. Muppet news anchors 2629274
Reposted by Benlos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cars should have lights we can turn on to let people know we have to pee 1217652
Reposted by BenPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(struts in with the confidence of a woman with a peanut butter taffy under each boob) 13820
Reposted by BenNickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think I have proven to myself that I am never gonna get up early for ten minute morning yoga but hope springs eternal as I set my alarm 0152
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I wouldn’t need an exit interview, but I would like to sit a few people down for an I Think You Suck meeting. 19737
Reposted by BenMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That time Kurt Vonnegut used the asterisk symbol to illustrate a butthole, I really felt that. 36721
Reposted by BenPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'M HERE TO EAT BREAKFAST SANDWICHES AND KICK ASSES AND I'M ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THIS BREAKFAST SANDWICH IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND FORMING AN ORDERLY LINE WHILE I FINISH. 752275
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A zip in her step, she held open the door for us on her way out of the dentist relieved to be free until her next appointment. 12813
Reposted by BenPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026(Mary Tyler Moore intro) WHO BURNS THE HOUSE DOWN COOKING CHICKEN AT 2 A.M. 34819
Reposted by BenSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It is a skeet Posted by an idiot, full of sound and fury Signifying nothing. 1123672
Reposted by BenGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 20/09/2026[taco bell drive thru] Hi, I'd like enough tacos to forget 2026 7325121
Reposted by BenMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026low hanging fruit takes on an entirely different meaning for women of a certain age 2219
Reposted by BenFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you mean uncontrollably angry, then yes, I’m all the rage. 117373
Ben @thebeedub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You’re not showing me a menu if it doesn’t have prices. You’re showing me a pictorial catalog. 0136
Reposted by BenLori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Cop: didn’t you see that stop sign back there? Me: oh no Do I have to prove I’m not a robot to you guys now too? 17226
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Being awake brought to you by chirping fire alarm low battery. 710233
Reposted by BenGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me: [depressed] Dog: [drops ball in my lap] Hey, throw this for me Me: Ok Dog: [fetches ball] HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME DO IT AGAIN Me: [feels much better] 31811197
