Ben @thebeedub.bsky.social · 12hWatching the Great Santini for the first time in a while. And it hit me. Is this the same house that they used to film the Big Chill? 010
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I have incorporated a daily applesauce at work moment. I am neutral about this self-imposed trend. It also requires me to bring a spoon back-and-forth which is a downside, though I try not to dwell. This concludes my workday update. 3237
Reposted by BenJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Deliberately misspell a common word. There you go. You just named your startup. 1310831
Reposted by BenPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026This nation has wounds only the salve of gravy season can heal. 18328
Ben @thebeedub.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Same here! It’s nuts. I am in Atlanta and my poor a/c is still running. It’s supposed to finally cool down next week though. 110
Reposted by BenMrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The musical clinking of pouring glass bottles in the recycle bin. 17125
Reposted by BenFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Getting fit would increase my sex appeal and that’s a risk I just can’t take. 420479
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 12/10/2026And I did what they couldn’t. Sight unseen, I face palmed my own forehead and took out the living room mosquito that’s been tormenting us all evening. 25719
Reposted by BenPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Put pumpkin spice syrup in my pumpkin spice coffee and met pumpkin spice Jesus. 55921
Reposted by BenSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Someone asked me what BlueSky was and I told them it’s a bunch of people dealing with their shit by stringing pretty lights around a dumpster 35575173
Ben @thebeedub.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Put on pants and a collared shirt because this year’s vote just matters more 021
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I thought it was candy, but it was soap. Tales from the craft fair.  310839
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In the city today, on packed side streets, I play a little game with oncoming cars called Are we both gonna fit?  33714
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In the waiting room of 4 people, they call out “Kathleen?” Two women pop up. Two Kathleens? Me and the remaining lady who is surely a Mary smirk at each like Nice try. That’s our bit. 05923
Reposted by BenMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just realized you can always tell when my temper starts rising because I raise one hand slowly & just stop & leave it there in the air much like the universal sign for "Wait a minute..." or one of those hunting dogs that point. 15329
Reposted by BenMrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Please don't talk to me; I have a Kenny Loggins song stuck in my head. No, this is it. I am happy. 510131
Reposted by BenDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I was a kid playing Hangman, sometimes I would guess wrong just to hang him 1110732
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A patron mistook somebody at my work for someone else and I accidentally said out loud, but luckily really quietly, “She wishes.” And then I made myself laugh, still quietly. Little joys at the keyboard. 2225
Reposted by BenSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Be sure to scold people who are very close, but not perfectly aligned with your flawless world view. That always brings ‘em around. 716252
Reposted by BenJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You think the government would have easily captured the A-Team by the end of the first episode? I completely disagree. I think it would have happened somewhere around the middle of the second episode. 2259
Reposted by BenNickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well Unexpected Turn of Events is my middle name 02815
Ben @thebeedub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I didn’t know you were talking through film. This was a great breakdown. Def will check out more as you post. 010
Reposted by BenMykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I sleep with a pillow next to me in a headlock to keep all my other pillows in check. 02315
Reposted by BenA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Every time you speak, the elephant in the room does jerk-off motions behind your back. 15483196
Reposted by BenFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have the face of a much saner person. 411973
Reposted by BenBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wearing a backwards fitted makes you 30% more susceptible to scams, online addictions, and other tomfoolery  2140226
Reposted by BenMykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026All of my damn lighters died at once and let me tell you, match life sucks. 0103
Reposted by BenMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A stranger is just a friend you never want to see again yet. 19535
Reposted by BenNickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hey kid, don’t let it get to you 01913
Reposted by BenDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hear me out. Muppet news anchors 2629274
Reposted by BenLosferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cars should have lights we can turn on to let people know we have to pee 1217652
Reposted by BenPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(struts in with the confidence of a woman with a peanut butter taffy under each boob) 13820
Reposted by BenNickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think I have proven to myself that I am never gonna get up early for ten minute morning yoga but hope springs eternal as I set my alarm 0152
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I wouldn’t need an exit interview, but I would like to sit a few people down for an I Think You Suck meeting. 19737
Reposted by BenMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That time Kurt Vonnegut used the asterisk symbol to illustrate a butthole, I really felt that. 36721
Reposted by BenPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'M HERE TO EAT BREAKFAST SANDWICHES AND KICK ASSES AND I'M ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THIS BREAKFAST SANDWICH IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND FORMING AN ORDERLY LINE WHILE I FINISH. 752275
Reposted by BenMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A zip in her step, she held open the door for us on her way out of the dentist relieved to be free until her next appointment. 12813
