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Will Hattman

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Will Hattman @terribiliti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Venom forced metal to make a bigger leap than almost any other single band in its history. If you’ve ever wondered how metal got from where Judas Priest was in 1979 to where Morbid Angel was in 1989, the answer — if I may put only slightly too fine a point on it — is Venom.
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Will Hattman @terribiliti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tom Holland as Fred Astaire. The least charming man in movie history portraying the most charming. FOH
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The accounting is in: In Oregon there are 111 data centers. The TOTAL number of people employed at data centers is just 2,630, or 0.1% of the labor force. Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon. Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.
opb.org
Oregon data centers by the numbers: 111 facilities consume nearly one-quarter of state’s power, according to new report
A first-of-its-kind report details the footprint of the controversial facilities.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Will Hattman @terribiliti.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m probably not the first person to say this but Nathan Fielder is an existentialist
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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Will Hattman @terribiliti.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Using AI “actors” was obviously the plan all along, he has been salivating over the tech for years already. But instead of standing by his choice he makes up a sob story about real Black actors being too high and mighty for this project so he can deflect criticism. Eat shit Paul
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can’t believe Paul Schrader turned out to be a weird crank whose increasingly extreme views are isolating him from society
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it's wild how republicans will be like "governing is bad, also elect me to govern you" and people do and they put their promise into practice and don't govern, run everything off a cliff, bankrupt everyone, light the world on fire, and after a while people forget about that and let them do it again
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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Will Hattman @terribiliti.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to one of the last people who was loved by everybody (including, though it should go without saying, me)
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"demolishing it and remaking it in his image" is redundant
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Manzi Rae @manzirae.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton dying is genuinely this and now we're just completely fucked
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Maine Pianist @mainepianist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ultimately, "Socialist" simply means "Democrat that voters like", and it is very important to explain to the voters that they should only vote for the Democrats they don't like.
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Will Hattman @terribiliti.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You couldn’t ask for a better illustration of wealth’s threat to democracy. You can point at Musk all you like (I encourage it) but this is the party that demands 100% of the oxygen available for opposing him and fascism, and their loyalty is to some different rich guys & equally against the public
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Daily Squibs @dailysquibs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
FREAKED (Stern/Winter, 1993)
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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Will Hattman @terribiliti.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
(me to my wife, unpacking boxes in our new apartment while I'm listening to an audiobook of The Silmarillion): this box was in my office yet it contains kitchen items, though they be of little renown
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
our entire global financial system is currently leveraged to the hilt on the premise that it was good and right for a small cadre of US companies to steal all of the intellectual work ever produced by humanity and sell its back to us without credit or remuneration to the authors (plagiarism)
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Will Hattman @terribiliti.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I live in Toronto now, so do any newspapers or magazines based in Toronto feel like hiring me as a full-time film critic by any chance because I have an open work permit and it would be a shame to waste it
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Will Hattman @terribiliti.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It has never in living memory been easier to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys than it is right now
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jount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the 2026 buisness owner
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
not sure it’s in good taste for Siri to use this image, but they do both look like Elliot Smith
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Will Hattman @terribiliti.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
In the final days of the biggest move of our lives and between sales, donations & packing we have been purging the house of every object that our cats take comfort in, at a rate of about one per day. It took me until now to realize that we are basically Skinamarinking them
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Will Hattman @terribiliti.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A strong contender for the title of “most underrated artist in movie history” is Philip Kaufman
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
DA REAL INTERNET MUST COME BACK - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WITH 2 CEO REMOVER'S "BRING BACK RSS READER'S AND BLOGS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I look at the world, at the forests and the mountains here, the sky, and it's all right, as it should be. But we aren't. People aren't. We're wrong. We do wrong. No animal does wrong. How could they? But we can, and we do. And we never stop.
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Will Hattman @terribiliti.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nolan's The Odyssey another scorching entry in the defining movie trend of 2026: movies that are among the worst ever made
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Brad @bradwhipple.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
mass layoffs at Pixar despite Toy Story 5 about to cross $1 billion at the box office. there is simply no amount of money that will make corporations happy enough to not upend people’s lives.
variety.com
Pixar Bears Brunt of Disney Studio Layoffs as Company Axes Several Hundred Staffers
Pixar Animation Studios, despite riding high on the success of summer blockbuster "Toy Story 5," was hit particularly hard in a wave of corporatewide layoffs at Disney.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
love to experience the platonic discourses
Cycle with 4 parts, and a meme NPC guy in the middle.
Cooking vs delivery 
Fuck rurals?
Vibecession
Not voting
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I pushed a button and a semi-readable novel comprised of reshuffled other novels pooted out, and if you don't think that makes me a novelist, well let me inform you my good sir and/or madam that it was a fancy and complicated button.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
From 90’s Conan: ‘Frankenstein Wastes A Minute Of Our Time’
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Will Hattman @terribiliti.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Emory Vermentino
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Nolan filming his movie in an aspect ratio that nobody can actually screen is an homage to Homer (blind)
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Will Hattman @terribiliti.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Approximately 1 in 5 Codys is gigantic
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Simpsons meme with Hans Moleman on a pay phone saying “I need the biggest metaphor you have.” Followed by “No, that’s too big.”
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/07/2026
i think the cybertruck is the first relatively commonplace thing that has not gotten any less funny, ugly and contemptible after seeing it enough times. almost any other dumb tacky thing eventually fades into the background. not this one
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
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Will Hattman @terribiliti.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I wonder what percentage of the people who went nuts over Marty Supreme back in December are willing to admit they haven't given the movie a single solitary thought since January
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 30/06/2026
The legal arguments for Trump's birthright citizenship executive order are vapid and embarrassing. Multiple lower court judges legit laughed DOJ lawyers out of the room. The fact that four Supreme Court justices twisted themselves into logical pretzels to buy it is a constitutional emergency.
ballsandstrikes.org
The Constitution Is On Life Support
Four justices are prepared to stuff the Fourteenth Amendment’s promises in the garbage because Mister Trump demands it.
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
When they designed this, they didn’t take into account that the ground is not 100% flat. That’s the problem here. It’s also like screen printed or something. It looks like horse shit.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/06/2026
oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
James Carville got so confused by democrats winning that he quit.
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dan solomon @dansolomon.com · 21/06/2026
genuinely unbelievable that as individuals we just have no choice but to tolerate that there are sometimes just malfunctioning unguided missiles zooming around the streets at absurd rates of speed because a few people think it’s cool
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I spoke your true name. It's not what I thought it would be. And I don't feel easy about it. As if I'd left something unfinished. But it is your name. If it betrays you, then that's the truth of it.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
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