iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gamers be like: “I have completed a small task today. I deserve a 6 hour gaming session.”

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Deputy Rust @deputyrust.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Strong enough to be gentle

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Don’t worry things will get stupider

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

the crazy thing is that back in 2019 when we were talking about "how in god's name will we actually roll this thing out," the hypothesis for "if we are not careful" is "we will destroy our public image and the economy," and, well,

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026

when elon says that stupid mobile game he plays is better than chess he's a fucking idiot but when i say slay the spire 2 is better than a rembrandt or a degas i'm on to something

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Techbox @techbox.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

It’s ok if your parents who mostly stay home, read books and watch movies keep their passwords in a little notebook in a desk drawer or something. Manage risk in a way that’s relevant to the person’s actual lifestyle and needs.

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Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”

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Techbox @techbox.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Me exactly 2 days into starting a cut

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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

it is not actually anyone's unalienable human right to drive as fast and as dangerously as you want at all times, idk who told them that. and i don't care about the "flow of traffic" either

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026

woke: national hot dog day bespoke:

the liturgical hot dog calendar

four seasons are broken down into ordinary time (plain hot dog) advent (chili dog) lent (corndog) and easter (chicago style dog, or, refional style)

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ceej @ceej.online · 09/07/2026

everyone is going to have to get a lot more offline

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Techbox @techbox.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I've seen enough, welcome back Butt Fumble (national-scale humiliation edition)

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

One thing I remember about November 9, 2016 is that it felt like if 9/11 had happened, but half of all the people around me were just openly, insanely jazzed about it.

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Signal @signal.org · 08/06/2026

Our statement on the UK gov't's demand that all content on all devices sold or used in the UK be scanned, on the presumption of nudity, using a dystopian combination of age verification & content scanning. This proposal will not safeguard children. It endangers us all. signal.org/blog/pdfs/20...

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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

“Jeff thinks the beans need to take turns lmao” is a load-bearing tweet. I’m not saying it needs to be taught in schools, but I wouldn’t exactly oppose it

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 26/06/2023

the crab rangoon fanbase is dying reskeet if you're a real gooner !!!

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I’m bored of the “is bluesky an echo chamber” debate, we need a more exciting one: is bluesky an evil haunted carnival?

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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I do not write “thoughtful, experienced architecture”. I write triple nested for loops, and if I run out of memory, I buy more RAM.

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a man in a suit and scarf is standing in front of a crowd of people .

ALT: a man in a suit and scarf is standing in front of a crowd of people .

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/05/2026

we used to play computer

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

ranch for poorly drawn horses

a drawing of a western landscape with a bunch of extremely crudely drawn horses on it, like, disproportionately bad for the drawing that they live in

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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

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mads 🐼 @smadseli.northsky.social · 26/04/2026

My polite and effective way of saying this is this screenshot and a heavy handed but gentle stare at…quite a few of you.

post from tumblr:
I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you're getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you're spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first Time Machine

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

God it just can’t stay this bleak forever right. Like we’re gonna do solar and the seas won’t cover the coasts and we’ll stop betting on societal collapse and remember that we’re here to be kind to each other right.

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

chat who do you think Nick Offerman is playing in the Elden Ring movie. if this is how you're finding out about both of those things congratulations on hearing your first funny thing of the day

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/04/2026

This is Jomvet. She is the rootinest tootinest cowboy around with a two-ounce hat on her head and a yeehaw in her heart. 12/10 (IG: mha.mahamek)

a small white maltese pup wearing a tiny brown cowboy hat sits in a field of vibrant green grass. she looks toward the camera with dark eyes and her pink tongue hanging out. she's new sheriff in town.

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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 05/04/2026

Shout-out to the desi queen who succeeds Amidala and makes this wise comment in her few on-screen lines of dialogue

The day we stop believing democracy can work is the day we lose it.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

areadoug777: My wife likes the house so hot. I turn the thermostat down to like 65, and then my wife turns it up to 70. Joke’s on her. I wanted it at 70 the whole time lol. It’s all about how you play the game, fellas Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess

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Fryda Wolff @frydawolff.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Games used to be like books. People don't scream at you to keep updating a book. But then games became casinos. And the rats want their cheese.

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 31/03/2026

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...

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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

spent a lot of the weekend reading stuff and i’m no expert but it sure feels like this week is poised to give off march 2020 vibes

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/03/2026

everyone is now guided by a simple three word principle: "not me though." not me though

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/03/2026

i predict this site will be 20-30% less insane this time next week due to the release of the poketopia game and slay the spire 2. just gotta ride it out a few more days

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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

society went severely downhill when 4chan incel jargon started becoming a regular part of the political lexicon

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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

it seems obvious in retrospect that the SaaS model was a prequel to HaaS. what they didn’t have at the time was a giant tech money ouroboros rolling up the entire supply chain like an evil katamari

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I could never do announcing for snowboarding events, because every time someone said the words "goofy foot" I'd be compelled to give a quiet little "gawrsh"

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 14/02/2026

This took me a couple minutes before I realized this wasn’t “Dark Jerk Off Instructions”

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