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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Executive orders aren't laws. Just toss them bitches in the trash and go about your day.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/02/2025
it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
One time when we were little, my mom got sick of us saying "PIZZA" whenever she asked us what we wanted for dinner so she decided to make us pizza every night until we were sick of it. This went on for weeks. She never broke us. Didn't even get close.
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The Buried Lede @the-buried-lede.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
A Celebrity Jeopardy moment that will haunt Neil deGrasse Tyson...
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Helvetica Bold @helveticaboldog.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
GRILLED THREESE
A three-sided grilled cheese made with white bread and American cheese, cooking in a cast iron pan. The visible sides of the sandwich are golden brown
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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 20/01/2025
"fighting" fish are so embarrassing like lmao whata you gonna do, blub me to death? you're a fish
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Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Incredible how thoroughly Democrats got played here. Spent four years following through on a Trump executive order, pissed away any shot at building a real youth coalition for 2024 by alienating literally every teenager in America, lost the election, and now Trump gets to "save" TikTok. Clown shit.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
i love the story about Elon lying about being good at a video game because it’s not the worst thing he’s done by a mile but it is maybe the most fundamentally pathetic
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/01/2025
i don’t think i’ll ever get past americans being black pilled by the government into downloading a chinese app called red note referencing the little red book. that’s so fucking awesome. chinese propaganda is so powerful they don’t even have to do anything
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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 11/01/2025
Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."
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Metropolitan Transportation Authority @mta.info · 13/01/2025
Traffic has decreased. 273,000 fewer vehicles entered Manhattan below 60 Street from Monday to Friday last week.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 12/01/2025
My favorite part of a drug commercial is when they say "Don't take Fuckitol if you're allergic to Fuckitol"
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Someone named Mr. Beast who subjects random people to insane psychological experiments for money and then broadcasts it all feels like the plot from a Vonnegut short story
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robyn 🎃 @haykebyr.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
gen A/I sucks so bad and if you use it you also suck so bad sorry I don't make the rules that's just how it is!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I read your draft and wow, I feel like I'm being sentenced to death. Paragraphed to smithereens. It's painful.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
norovirus had me bargaining with gods whose names came to me in the fog of the suffering
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The Big Lebowski is like watching someone do a blind playthrough of a point and click adventure game and get everything right first try
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 07/01/2025
She paraded around Liz Cheney, didn’t mention climate change on her website and said she wouldn’t do anything different from Biden regarding the genocide in Palestine She ended in debt and the whole time internal polling said appealing to the right wouldn’t work
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
It’s never a good sign when I have an opportunity to post this exceptional public health graphic.
Graphic of a human figure on hands and knees, with effluent emerging from both head and tail.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
A movie about a man being sexually dominant where you don’t even see dick is not subversive that’s literally 50 shades of gray
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🔞 Ditto With Glasses 🔜 FM @lthotter.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
One of the funniest things in Sociology/Political Science is how so many studies on extremism/terrorism are like "Yeah, right wingers do a massively disproportionate amount of violent terrorism compared to the left" and its just accepted that thats the case
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/01/2025
this urge to launder rfk jr. as “just a guy who is right about a few things” is such a perfect example of how liberals are people who won’t take their own side in a fight
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Rhiannon @typenamehere.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
i'm in the middle of a multiple course meal please allow me to rest halfway through as in right now thank you for understanding🍜
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Every episode of Poirot is great because he purposefully hangs around with a complete idiot who is astounded by everything he does and I support that
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Sometimes you’re Poirot and sometimes you’re Captain Hastings and god help you if you’re a Hastings who thinks he’s a Poirot
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The enemy of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy is Kevin Bacon
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The richest man in the world went insane because he can buy anything except the ability to tell a joke. That's how valuable jokes are.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
thats how i felt when i watched joe vs the volcano
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The dog got two stuffed animal toys yesterday for Christmas. He has shown them to me no less than 6 times today. And every time, I have made a big deal about how I saw the toys & was very impressed by them because nothing is sadder than a 110 lb. Lab when you do not match their level of excitement.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/12/2024
“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
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fullmetal meg👾 @fullmetalmeg.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Just me nd my weed pen against the world😚💨
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Being incredible at using sarcastic deadpan humor while being pitiful at detecting other people doing it is so funny like how did I get like this
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
this is in the healthcare dot gov website.
No disability benefits, no health coverage
If you have a disability, don’t qualify for disability benefits, and need health coverage, you have options in the Health Insurance Marketplace®.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Everyone seems to think the Muppets are wonderful but I think it’s notable that Michael Caine, famously one of the nicest men in Hollywood and a good judge of character, never worked with them again after Muppet Christmas Carol
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/12/2024
My milk frother also heats as it froths, and I've discovered that if I add in powdered chocolate, I can make a delightfully frothed hot chocolate in under a minute. This is dangerous knowledge for a man of my considerable appetites and wild, hedonistic disposition
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
People are like “there are no good billionaires” and that’s almost entirely true but the lady who’s only a billionaire bc she got it in the divorce and who has spent the entire time since giving it away as fast as possible kind of deserves a pass here
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22/12/2024
smoking the weed pen with a biore nose strip on and tea tree oil slathered on my face is the closest i will ever come to god’s kingdom
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Hordes of migrants, many of them drug addicts with large numbers of out-of-wedlock children, are entering our country illegally and destroying our federal budget. by Elon Musk
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Music is incredibly powerful. Because of a song, you can never start a story about a scary incident with "first I was afraid."
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Maryanne Chisholm 🌊 💙 @maryannechisholm.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I discovered an artist today named Chris Judge, who has an account on Instagram - DailyCloud and he makes these fantastic whimsical sketches with clouds. They made me smile, so I had to share!
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Incredible work by Paris Hilton over the past decade to stand up against these horrible youth residential treatment facilities.
My bill is going to be voted on in the House of Representatives TODAY at 5:30pm! I’ve never been more proud in my life! I can’t wait to be here and watch history be made #StopInstitutionalChildAbuseAct #ISeeYouSurvivor
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