Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There's a part in Twin Peaks where Cooper is surprised that Denise is still attracted to women, and Denise looks at him like he's a dipshit, and if I had seen that when I was a 20, I would have transitioned 17 years earlier. 0142
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026With this ALF cross stitch, you can make sure your friends are always paranoid that you may be serving them cat meat! 030
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah, so "no fragrance" means it's going to smell like I'm rubbing liquefied dildo on my face. 070
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The most realistic portrayal of a manic pixie dream girl is Anthony in the film Bottle Rocket. 140
Reposted by Penny MermanNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 29/08/2025"how am i going to explain gay people to my kids" my man I was on a hike with my family and my wife mentioned "grizzly man," I had to explain grizzly man to my kids. you need to get onto my fucking level. we must have talked about grizzly man for forty five minutes and i felt every one 271557279
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ranking all the Laurel and Hardy shorts on how yaoi they are. 191
Reposted by Penny MermanPenny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If there's anything you need to know about dating me, it's that a quarter of the time I talk like Scuzzbopper from Twice Upon a Time 171
Reposted by Penny Mermansarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the extent to which online infrastructure is simultaneously 100% funded by taxpayer money and yet is 100% owned by private companies is an all-time world-historic civilization-defining lead-in-the-pipes level failure of every single apparatus of social engineering ever conceived by man. 132388
Reposted by Penny MermanSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 24/09/2026The Why Cheap Art? Manifesto, Bread & Puppet Theater, 1984 6567259
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If there's anything you need to know about dating me, it's that a quarter of the time I talk like Scuzzbopper from Twice Upon a Time 171
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Uplifting children's entertainment from Philadelphia! 1205
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I can get on people about how having a Pokemon OC means they don't actually own their character, but that same copyright nonsense is stopping me from adding an evil sex popple to my comic. 260
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There are lots of ways I could get motion sickness and not have fun while an endless parade of British people lecture me. I don't need Banjo or Kazooie to be there. 0100
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A good percentage of the jokes in The Movie Orgy are basically just this, but it gets me every time. 180
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don't know who has to hear this, but you don't have to join The Black Rose Society. You can just be gay. 051
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This strip is going to ruin my regular searches for "Swan Boy's Mom's Pussy" 0110
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is hard. I couldn't do 9 games, and had to stop myself from doing another row or column. 1273
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This shit wouldn't happen if the DuMont network was still around. 040
Reposted by Penny MermanStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you 144103102966
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Last week at a party, a couple of people commandeered the tv and started speedrunning games without asking anyone if it was fine to switch from 4 player games to that. So I decided to figure out how far you can get in Super Mario Bros without hitting the run button a single time, just in case. 2120
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you depluralize Fight Club it's Edward Norton's character sitting listlessly in an ikea furnished apartment thinking about how cool it'd be to be a messy girl who smokes and steals. 1150
Reposted by Penny MermanCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"some people are from a different time" if they cannot face the future they should not experience it further 525861
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hoping this is the villain in the next season of Peacemaker 1113
Reposted by Penny MermanCameron Woodard @eggcorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Swan Boy Listens To Noel's Favorite Album (you should read swan boy!) 230322
Reposted by Penny Mermanawr @awr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026cant believe you need to log into google maps outside the US to see the true name 08312
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This flu vaccine is pretty good. I might start doing it recreationally. 070
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I've always been a horny smart ass as much as I've been an artist, and truly there is no medium on earth that can quench my soul like comics. 1130
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Decided to flip through an issue of Crossdresser's Quarterly from 1995 to see how much of it was just straight-up trans women, and the answer was: A LOT. 3142
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Look, I've seen enough horny art by people that don't always draw horny art, and I've seen a lot of Chuck Jones drawings, and I have to say: Chuck Jones definitely wanted to fuck Bugs Bunny. 0314
Reposted by Penny MermanDreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 11/09/2026swanboy.com/comic/gift-c... 6466282
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Reading this like Jack Handey doing Deep Thoughts on SNL 0163
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I figured out my husband was a man by the way he hangs up towels. 050
Reposted by Penny MermanHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026From Evangelical Christians to Rokos Basilisk-pilled AI engineers, it's funny how many people exist out there who are actively trying to bring about the apocalypse. I feel that if you have stated omnicidal intent, it should be automatic grounds for [redacted] 422764576
Reposted by Penny MermanTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/09/2026nintendo direct announcer guy orders lunch 21501565
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Nintendo is banking big on "characters who eat other characters" for 2027. 270
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It's interesting that most people who draw porn of Samus feel less horny than the people making the 2D Metroid games. 170
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Glad to see some "girl with spoon going entirely through her brain" representation 130
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Announcer doing a Jello Biafra impression for this Professor Layton trailer for some reason. 010
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Feel free to ignore my opinions about "Ocarina of Time." I got it on Christmas day, wasn't that impressed, and traded it before new years for a copy of "Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars." 1150
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My dream of Link looking like a realistic rendering of a Don Bluth child character has finally come true! 1101
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The sex workers at one eyed jacks need to unionize 1121
Reposted by Penny MermanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026if you're in the us open, it seems like there'd be nothing stopping you from just reaching out there and grabbing the serve instead of returning it and running away. like i get it, it would probably destroy your career, but still. free tennis ball 221121101
Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Shrugging my shoulders and pushing through my art not looking the way I want it to because I'm doing layouts and storyboards right now. 050