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Penny Merman

@idesofmerch.bsky.social
1.4K followers 591 following 1.8K posts

She/Her, double drinking age, comic maker, sprite artist, pornographist, 3D set-builder, and jester, with an EMMY™ nominated husband. I'm trying my best!

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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 3h
This is what peak coolness looks like to this day.
The powerful and cool Meta Knight, from Kirby Superstar.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a part in Twin Peaks where Cooper is surprised that Denise is still attracted to women, and Denise looks at him like he's a dipshit, and if I had seen that when I was a 20, I would have transitioned 17 years earlier.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With this ALF cross stitch, you can make sure your friends are always paranoid that you may be serving them cat meat!
An ALF Cross Stitch kitchen plaque, where it constantly reiterates that he loves to eat pussy.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Winsome Earle
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 28/09/2026
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah, so "no fragrance" means it's going to smell like I'm rubbing liquefied dildo on my face.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The most realistic portrayal of a manic pixie dream girl is Anthony in the film Bottle Rocket.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
"how am i going to explain gay people to my kids" my man I was on a hike with my family and my wife mentioned "grizzly man," I had to explain grizzly man to my kids. you need to get onto my fucking level. we must have talked about grizzly man for forty five minutes and i felt every one
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ranking all the Laurel and Hardy shorts on how yaoi they are.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If there's anything you need to know about dating me, it's that a quarter of the time I talk like Scuzzbopper from Twice Upon a Time
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the extent to which online infrastructure is simultaneously 100% funded by taxpayer money and yet is 100% owned by private companies is an all-time world-historic civilization-defining lead-in-the-pipes level failure of every single apparatus of social engineering ever conceived by man.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 24/09/2026
The Why Cheap Art? Manifesto, Bread & Puppet Theater, 1984
the WHY CHEAP ART? manifesto
PEOPLE have been THINKING too long that
ART is a PRIVILEGE of the MUSEMS & the
RICH.   ART IS NOT BUSINESS !
It does not belong to banks & fancy investors
ART IS FOOD . You cant EAT it BUT it FEEDS
you. ART has to be CHEAP & available to
EVERYBODY. It needs to be EVERYWHERE
because it is INSIDE of the WORLD.
ART SOOTHES PAIN !
Art wakes up sleepers !
ART FIGHTS AGAINST WAR & STUPDITY ! 
ART SINGS HALLELUJA!
ART IS FOR KITCHENS!
ART IS LIKE GOOD BREAD!
Art is like green trees!
Art is like white clouds in blue sky!
ART IS CHEAP!
HURRAH!
Bread & Puppet Glover, Vermont, 1984
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If there's anything you need to know about dating me, it's that a quarter of the time I talk like Scuzzbopper from Twice Upon a Time
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Uplifting children's entertainment from Philadelphia!
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can get on people about how having a Pokemon OC means they don't actually own their character, but that same copyright nonsense is stopping me from adding an evil sex popple to my comic.
An evil sex popple.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There are lots of ways I could get motion sickness and not have fun while an endless parade of British people lecture me. I don't need Banjo or Kazooie to be there.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A good percentage of the jokes in The Movie Orgy are basically just this, but it gets me every time.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know who has to hear this, but you don't have to join The Black Rose Society. You can just be gay.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This strip is going to ruin my regular searches for "Swan Boy's Mom's Pussy"
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is hard. I couldn't do 9 games, and had to stop myself from doing another row or column.
A hand-drawn 12 game chart. It has Earthbound, Kirby Superstar, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy Tactics A2, Super Mario Bros 2, Lightning Returns, Wind Waker, Ufouria, Mario World, Bloodstained, WWF No Mercy and Panic on it.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This shit wouldn't happen if the DuMont network was still around.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Last week at a party, a couple of people commandeered the tv and started speedrunning games without asking anyone if it was fine to switch from 4 player games to that. So I decided to figure out how far you can get in Super Mario Bros without hitting the run button a single time, just in case.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you depluralize Fight Club it's Edward Norton's character sitting listlessly in an ikea furnished apartment thinking about how cool it'd be to be a messy girl who smokes and steals.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"some people are from a different time" if they cannot face the future they should not experience it further
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hoping this is the villain in the next season of Peacemaker
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Cameron Woodard @eggcorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Swan Boy Listens To Noel's Favorite Album (you should read swan boy!)
Swan Boy is listening to Neutral Milk Hotel's "Communist Daughter"
Swan Boy: Wow, this guy talks about semen a lot!
Noel: He talks about it a normal amount!
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awr @awr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
cant believe you need to log into google maps outside the US to see the true name
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Wacky Lesbian Hour @wackylesbianhour.com · 13/09/2024
Brianne sees a sign that says, "VOTE HERE TODAY | VOTE AQUI HOY" outside of a building. She runs into the building, and writes in "Aqui Hoy" for President on a ballot.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This flu vaccine is pretty good. I might start doing it recreationally.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've always been a horny smart ass as much as I've been an artist, and truly there is no medium on earth that can quench my soul like comics.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Calling myself out in my own writing again.
Laine Bottle, razzing Shelley about her need for affection within a sexual relationship. This is at Thanksgiving dinner, Laine's family is watching this happen.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Decided to flip through an issue of Crossdresser's Quarterly from 1995 to see how much of it was just straight-up trans women, and the answer was: A LOT.
A page of ads from Crossdresser's Quarterly from 1995, selling dubious HRT concoctions.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Look, I've seen enough horny art by people that don't always draw horny art, and I've seen a lot of Chuck Jones drawings, and I have to say: Chuck Jones definitely wanted to fuck Bugs Bunny.
Chuck Jones once explained that he always viewed Bugs as a transsexual, back when that was the standard term for a transgender person. This is at least partly because Chuck Jones wanted to fuck Bugs Bunny so bad. Like, look at how Marvin is drawn. Look at how he drew Daffy, or Elmer, or Sylvester. They're not the same. Sometimes he drew Porky the way he does Bugs, but not usually.
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Tabbeigh Cat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @tabbeigh.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Edit of a scene from "I Saw The TV Glow" from a scene where there is a chalk drawing in the streat that reads "there is still time". It has been edited to read "there is still time for KLAX"
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/gift-c...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Swan Boy and Cassie discuss Noel and Crystal's second date
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reading this like Jack Handey doing Deep Thoughts on SNL
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I figured out my husband was a man by the way he hangs up towels.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
From Evangelical Christians to Rokos Basilisk-pilled AI engineers, it's funny how many people exist out there who are actively trying to bring about the apocalypse. I feel that if you have stated omnicidal intent, it should be automatic grounds for [redacted]
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nintendo direct announcer guy orders lunch
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nintendo is banking big on "characters who eat other characters" for 2027.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's interesting that most people who draw porn of Samus feel less horny than the people making the 2D Metroid games.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Glad to see some "girl with spoon going entirely through her brain" representation
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Announcer doing a Jello Biafra impression for this Professor Layton trailer for some reason.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Feel free to ignore my opinions about "Ocarina of Time." I got it on Christmas day, wasn't that impressed, and traded it before new years for a copy of "Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars."
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My dream of Link looking like a realistic rendering of a Don Bluth child character has finally come true!
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wistare!
Wishing Star Trituro, wearing a side slit dress, holding a glass of a pungent alcohol with an umbrella in it.
And oh yeah, it's her birthday.
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The sex workers at one eyed jacks need to unionize
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if you're in the us open, it seems like there'd be nothing stopping you from just reaching out there and grabbing the serve instead of returning it and running away. like i get it, it would probably destroy your career, but still. free tennis ball
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Shrugging my shoulders and pushing through my art not looking the way I want it to because I'm doing layouts and storyboards right now.
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