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It is cute how Stephen Vogt has a partner, and bench coach who looks just like him, who stands next to him every game. That’s beautiful, I think

Stephen Vogt and his spouse, Tony Arnerich

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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 07/10/2026

Why wouldn’t I support a Dada center near me??

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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What’s going on with the balls is always what people say to me when I’m wearing 3” running shorts

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👻 YSUBoOoOooOooo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[Eric Schmitt]: Is it true that you can eat no fat, AND that your WIFE can eat no lean, and that on the night in question you both licked the platter clean? [Jack Smith]: .... [Schmitt]: *hard stare* [smith]: Senator, that was Jack Sprat.

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Having one of these today. I’m just trying to go to the hardware store but it’s the swirling nexus where the bizarro realm meets the boring realm. What is happening in this Lowe’s this morning? Are the Amish allowed to get tattoos?

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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sometimes it smells like bread outside the warehouse and sometimes it smells like a sewer. Today, for the first time, it smells like bread AND sewer.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 27/09/2026

Would you like to know how to make a zine? Here's easy step-by-step instructions on how to make your own without the use of a computer by @thorazos.bsky.social etsy.com/listing/6936...

Thuban Press Guide to Analog Self Publishing
Step-by-Step Instructions to Make Your Own Book Without a Computer
by Julia Gfrörer

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Growing up in northeast Ohio, we always celebrated Ballonfest with the classic meal of pierogies and Carling Black Label and then the kids would gather up a basket of single-use plastics and dump them directly into the lake.

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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today is the 40th anniversary of Cleveland's epic Balloonfest debacle. Second only to Ten Cent Beer Night in the great list of Cleveland WTFs. Cheers to all who celebrate.

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The Doomed Cleveland Balloonfest of '86

YouTube video by The Atlantic

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David Brace @davidbrace2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Do our shadows feel pain? They at least behave as if they do, according to me after stubbing my toe on a sunny day.

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What’s up bro. You seem cool but you might not like what’s about to happen around here with regard to breakfast.

Brown and white rooster walking around a campsite fire ring, folding chairs in background.

Same chicken on a bench looking intently at a cloth bag. Huge tent in background.

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just did a modern day “Who’s on First?” at the EV charger her: how much is it me: 40 cents a kilowatt hour h: what’s that mean m: it’s like saying $3 a gallon h: this car don’t take gas m: …right. It means- h: so what does it cost m: 40 cents/kWh. Like if your battery- h: battery?!

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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026

Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.

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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Aw dammit. Turns out this little old lady who I was being super nice to is a secret nazi after all. Saw a Trump figurine on the way out of the house. Guess now I’ll charge her for all these little odds and ends I was gonna do pro bono. No free home repairs for fascist trash.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Take up smoking like a real man.

A person wearing glasses holds an oversized cigarette in front of their face. Above them, text reads "Cigarettes for Men™." At the bottom, additional text states 20 inches, 8 ounces.

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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Today is #HobbitDay because Bilbo and Frodo Baggins were both born on September 22nd. Normally we'd shire a hobbit pun or two but it might just feel like a tolkien gesture and we don't want to embarrass our elves. Anyway it's a good day to come and boromir #Tolkien books. 📚

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

bro are you testing my nerd cred I had a crush on Galadriel before Peter Jackson made them movies

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

we all know this classic way

cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF CANCELLED PLANS GETS ME OFF BECAUSE DEEP DOWN I KINDA DIDN’T WANT TO GO featuring beautiful ladybuck on the right smilin standing in front of a house in the evening with a slight sunset behind and on the left if a good lookin sentient calendar

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Wait what is lowes, a store that sells crowbars, hammers, angle grinders, ladders, wire cutters, face masks and anonymous black boiler suits implying here

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Other side of the sign reads “get prepared with BOGO sledge hammers!”

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Getting death threats on the anime message board for saying I like normal boobs

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hell yeah the paw paws are getting ripe. I love this very weird tropical fruit that somehow grows in Ohio. But my family is once again scolding me for bringing home food that I found outside on the ground in the city.

Seven greenish-yellow paw paws on a brown wooden table. They look a lot like small, slightly misshapen Bartlett pears or extra large human testicles.

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

[while jogging] why do you keep slowing down [me] im intermittent fasting

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Improbable Maps @improbablemaps.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The map's form: beaten metal It shows: unexplored Its purpose: humble

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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 07/09/2026

hungry baby!

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Middle schooler is now putting on makeup before we ride our bikes to a yard sale.

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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

ceci n’est pas un pipe conforme aux normes de l'OSHA.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

doth your raven even quoth, bro

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Your daily affirmation: It's ok to feel out of place. It's ok to look like a golem crafted of moss & twigs and animated by spite.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Number 703: a new Baseball Reference website but the stats are all indecipherably vibes based like who leads the league in “being more now”

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I am way more attached to being from the Great Lakes Region than I am to being American these days. All the states and provinces should just take our Lake Ontario and go home* *jointly secede and become the most powerful nation on earth just in time for the Water Wars #HOMES

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David Brace @davidbrace2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I took a short walk to gaze upon the lapping shores of Lake America and now my ophthalmologist says I have a nasty case of "Ocular Cyclospora."

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Basketball players should try smoking weed

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Your daily affirmation: Work hard. Play harder. And rest hardest of all.

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Can‘t wait for this dude to get the Achilles tendon hat trick ASAP 🤞week one🤞

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Pretty worried about the loose dog at this bridge construction site. But none of the ironworkers seem concerned and you know what she does seem like a level-headed professional.

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I have been asked not to quote or even refer to The Odyssey during my remarks at the memorial service EVEN THOUGH the deceased was a sailor.

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

the Flock company has hidden a golden ticket inside a Flock camera somewhere in America, and if you find it they give you twenty million dollars

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I have been asked not to quote or even refer to The Odyssey during my remarks at the memorial service EVEN THOUGH the deceased was a sailor.

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Told some middle schoolers about Jimothy the Round Raccoon last nigh. They went nuts with it, found the memes, and ran around yelling the song for two hours. Guess it’s my fault I have the song stuck in my head now.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

an IQ test is just any test you take online. IQ stands for Internet Questions

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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Goodnight from The Horns & Hooves pub, where landlord Roger Crumb has made it a swear box offence to repeat gossip about Old Mother Blatch. Goodnight from Rosalind Cobb, suddenly hearing the dead songs of sea giants as she takes off her vintage whalebone corset. Goodnight from Hookland.

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Emil Zátopunk @sweatyweather.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Woo, killed it at the neighborhood 5k. I would have been happy with any time below 20 minutes. Ended up in the 18:40’s for the first time in a few years. Stoked! Must be the Oops! All Long Runs training block.

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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

For a chained library without some phantoms to pull at its restraints is a poor thing. Give me a chained library haunted by readers who even in the afterlife cannot steal its books. Give me a chained library complete with its original mediaeval curses against thieves. – #CLNolan

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I wrote this comic and the less you think about it the better it is.

Fly 1: The humans want us dead
Fly 2, sitting on a stick of butter: They won't harm me. I'm a butterfly
Fly 1: Come on Steve, they'll never buy that.
Human: Wow a monarch in my own home. I am blessed.

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