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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13h

THE FRESNO STATE BEER BONE 🦴 It debuts this weekend.

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026

sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too

ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 15/09/2026

now this is at least half the HUGE right-wing bias in all levels of traditional media and social media, Republicans have an unparalleled ability to distract voters. but the other half is Democrats are, by and large, wimps

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

interception on the 5th play of the season 🙂🙂🙂🙂

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

it be like that sometimes

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

“you need to respect and accommodate the views of people who are at this very moment bringing back child-killing diseases that were largely eradicated before you were born” no I don’t. If they’re invited into the tent it’s to show them some amontillado in the back

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

STOP GROWING FUCKING LETTUCE IN THE DESERT THIS IS ACTUALLY A VERY EASY PROBLEM TO SOLVE

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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

We all have that one buddy whose purpose was unclear but was likely used in rituals related to harvests and fertility

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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Musk is, in many ways, a true representative of his contingent: wholly uninterested in the consumption of traditional culture, which he clearly regards as boring, while foaming and frothing at the mouth that it must *remain* traditional, locked away in a museum he won't fund or visit

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I thought there was no way FIFA could have a more embarrassingly wrong and stupid offsides call than the Iran goal overturn, but then Colombia got robbed Just because some idiot at FIFA got tricked into thinking VAR is good doesn't mean the rest of us should be held hostage

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 26/05/2026

Maybe I’m just a reactionary Luddite refusing to embrace the glorious clanker future but I think Walmart should be prosecuted for fraud.

an ad on walmart.com for a hosta plant with an AI generated photo of an entirely imaginary plant with multicolored neon leaves

an ad on walmart.com for a hosta plant with an AI generated photo of an entirely imaginary plant with peacock feather leaves

an ad on walmart.com for a hosta plant with an AI generated photo of an entirely imaginary plant with American flag leaves

an ad on walmart.com for a hosta plant with an AI generated photo of an entirely imaginary plant with neon colored leaves

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/05/2026

that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth

low poly cgi rabbit smoking a cigarette in a field

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Ah the Athletic, true innovators in the field of producing warmed over dogshit and calling it journalism. Fuck the NYT forever

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2024

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I'm not in a leftwing bubble because it makes me feel good and safe or whatever, it's because I've heard all the arguments on the other side my entire life including in popular media every single day and they all suck ass and hearing them further also sucks ass.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

from the moment it was founded activists and human rights watchdogs have warned that DHS was constructed to be an almost unaccountable private paramilitary force at the president's sole disposal.

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

absolutely incredible thing for bret stephens to say out loud

Bret Stephens:
OTHERWISE WE ARE GRADUATING YOUNG PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THEY ARE MUCH SMARTER AND MUCH BETTER CRITICAL THINKERS THAN THEY ARE, AND THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE SMARTER OR BRIGHTER THAN THEY REALLY ARE

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Lmaooo huge ups to @peltast1.bsky.social for calling this the "NYT's yokel safari" that's gonna be rattling around the ole brain cage for a minute

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

dying at this page of baseball quotes from the latest print edition of @theonion.com

A page of funny fake baseball quotes from MLB players in the latest print edition of the Onion

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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

graphcel poasters like me: there is no omnicause that combines us imperialist atrocities abroad with cost of living issues at home; in general american hegemony serves the material interests of the electorate, so . . . Trump: AT LONG LAST I HAVE INVENTED OMNICAUSE, THE WAR CRIME THAT MAKES YOU POOR

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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

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Nolan Void @wolter.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Every single day that I take a shift as a substitute teacher I have to look at where the emergency backpack is, where the looped chain and anchor for the door is, if the opaque internal window covers by doors are in good shape, and the safest corner of the room to huddle the children.

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Why do Democrats keep letting dumbfuck losers like this represent the party? Poorly educated weirdos who've never had real jobs or significant life experiences just shouldn't be in charge of stuff, you gotta do one

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

An international incident

There was a shooting yesterday that was one of the
ones that was big enough that we all had to know it
had happened so they sent me out to lower the flag to
half-mast outside work. Half-staff they call it on land
I don’t know. I looked at my phone out of habit on the
way back inside and there was another shooting going
on. A real nasty one it looked like.
It wasn’t immediately clear to me what the protocol
here was supposed to be. If I were meant to put the flag
all the way back up to reset things or lower it halfway
down again still.
They had fired the main flag-knowing guy last
month who had been in the National Guard a hundred
years ago or something and this wasn’t really my job
in the first place but I said I’d do it so I wouldn’t get
fired myself.
I figured I’d be proactive so I lowered it down to
the ground to one-third mast and went back inside
feeling fine about it and none of my bosses seemed to
care and then there was another shooting by the time
I got to my desk.
I went back outside again and lowered it further still.
The next day I came in to work and you won’t
believe what happened.
Now we were in a Zeno’s Paradox–type of a scenario
vis-à-vis the flag height and its approach to the soil.
People inside were debating what the definition of a mass

shooting was and the managers were getting a little pissy
about how work was being waylaid by all of us streaming
the news on the computer all day. Trying to find out
what kind of guy it was who killed everybody this time.
Everyone hoping it was the other type of guy to balance
it out. Like trading free throws at the end of a close game.
Being sort of new I was left to my own devices so
I went out and lowered the flag halfway closer to the
ground once more.
Probably not worth remarking on what happened
by the time I came in the next morning and the next
one too and just between us I was running out of real
estate there height-wise with the flag so I went around
back to the maintenance area to look for the custodian
but there was some kid there instead who said in
his cockney accent that the guy had been sacked so
I borrowed a shovel from this kid he was an actual
Victorian child with a sooty face smoking a cigar
and everything and went back out to the flagpole and
started digging to give the flag some breathing room
so it would never have to touch the ground which was
considered poor form in the flag community.
I had dug halfway to the molten core by the end
of the next month but on the upside I was bulking up.
The planet itself was spinning on this flag pole’s axis
now. I was going to hoist an upside-down American
flag in a country on the other side of the globe at this
rate. It was going to be a whole international incident.
People were going to get shot over it.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

they are calling it the perfect summary of the "keep men out of women's sports" movement

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Don't worry, it's just the Economist being a bunch of unfuckable weirdos again

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

reviews are mixed... it's the reverse Alonzo Mourning

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ceej @ceej.online · 14/04/2026

10+ years of tracking biometric data has led me to the stunning insight that I feel better on days I don’t work

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cactus friend @im.thinkingabout.thosbeans.online · 04/04/2026

This website is FREE

A thread of three skeets:

Tequila Sunset:
James Balls

John Pettus:
This is the energy that I have seen on Blue Sky that l've never seen anywhere else.
Pure trolling, and engaged in by a HUGE number of users.
Not productive. Not civil. Not entertaining, except in the way a crowd of kids is entertained by a bully.

Tequila:
John Penis

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I have 3/4 cup of pasta water if anyone needs it

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 04/04/2026

The whole-Earth-at-night photo from the #Artemis II mission was brighter than many expected. That was mostly due to camera settings; here’s another pic taken just before with diff settings. Digital photography is always subjective—even before processing! (HT @swapnakrishna.com @jasonc0.bsky.social)

An image of the entire Earth, with Northern Africa and the North Pole visible at the lower left. It looks like daytime but it is actually illuminated by moonlight. There’s a bright arc along the lower right where the sun is coming through from behind. There’s a bright dot on the lower right (Venus) and a glow (zodiacal light). A few stars can be seen in the dark beyond the Earth.

An image of the entire Earth, with Northern Africa and the North Pole visible at the lower left. It is dark with muted colors. There’s a very bright arc along the lower right where the sun is coming through from behind. There’s a small dot on the lower right (Venus). The background is dark with a few faint stars visible.

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eel, i @eliacugini.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

“It is beneath my dignity to let myself be run over by any trolley, and particularly this trolley, burdened as it is by a cape and a stupid hat.” I wrote for Defector about boycotting Harry Potter, the ‘safe’, kindly face of anti-trans politics: defector.com/its-time-to-...

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It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector

HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but ...

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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 03/04/2026

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

babies born in the united states should immediately be sent to mr beast compounds where they compete for citizenship and we bet on them on polymarket

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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Andrew McCutchen apologized to someone after hitting a homer against the Phillies (amplified the sound at that moment)

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Emmet Sheehan Day K ALS Every time this glove is on a MLB mound is amazing 😭 #EndALS

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Paul Skenes almost served in the military and you're laughing?

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ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

lmao

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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 25/03/2026

you'll see many people bidding you a happy opening day today. is it opening day when one game happens and it's at night? and why are we forced to consider such things?

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Do You Know When Opening Day Is? | Baseball Prospectus

It kind of depends on what Opening Day means to you.

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Just in case anyone is still laboring under the delusion that the Athletic isn't raw dogshit just like the rest of the Times

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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

i don't get it. you can lift at the gym. being a softhanded scribe is like the pinnacle of civilized life, tens of thousands of generations of your ancestors would have murdered to be a softhanded scribe

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