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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Name yr format I'll bring my jumpstart cube just in case there's first-timers

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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

A Fresno State fan delivers a double bird and adds the verbal explanation, as seen on The CW broadcast. 🏈🤬📺

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

They've been the best-attended g5/g6 school for years now, it's always a show there Definitely helps that there's not much competition sports-wise within 3 hours but still, it's impressive Red Wave, baby

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 09/10/2026

THE FRESNO STATE BEER BONE 🦴 It debuts this weekend.

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I will attempt to get one this weekend 🫡

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We could appeal to the authority of 30 years of magic proving this is wrong, but instead let's skip to the part where all the most degenerate and busted decks of all time do so by cheating the mana system. The mana system is phenomenal and the variance is part of the cost of that success.

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It would be "peer retaliation" under most TIX/sexual harassment campus policies, in addition to possibly being some form of digital harassment (depending on state criminal codes). Doxxing is legit a crime in some jdxes From professional experience, though: basically consequence-less

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026

sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too

ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 15/09/2026

now this is at least half the HUGE right-wing bias in all levels of traditional media and social media, Republicans have an unparalleled ability to distract voters. but the other half is Democrats are, by and large, wimps

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Aw these guys are cute! They're almost like real cops, which means they're losers cosplaying cosplayer losers The American dream

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Lot of people about to get really "disappointed" in Rowe's so-called "fellow journalists" in that room yukking it up with him. Let's not give any deeper thought as to why a room full of Texas football access guys might also think that's funny. The women who run these depts deserve better

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

interception on the 5th play of the season 🙂🙂🙂🙂

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Refreshing that sometimes the opinions section can be non-politics dumbassery, at least?

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

it be like that sometimes

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I've had a Salish language Spokane Indians hat for years and it's one of my favorite possessions, love to see more of this out there!!

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

“you need to respect and accommodate the views of people who are at this very moment bringing back child-killing diseases that were largely eradicated before you were born” no I don’t. If they’re invited into the tent it’s to show them some amontillado in the back

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

You are a very strange type of sockpuppet

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

STOP GROWING FUCKING LETTUCE IN THE DESERT THIS IS ACTUALLY A VERY EASY PROBLEM TO SOLVE

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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

We all have that one buddy whose purpose was unclear but was likely used in rituals related to harvests and fertility

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

They 1000% do, are you stupid or just trolling?

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I'm just surprised he'd stumble on legit criticisms. He's teaching outside of his area of study at a miniscule nowhere college; he's a cosplayer. He knows next to nothing about academia. Why are we supposed to care about the opinions of a professional larper who mostly blogs for a living?

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It would make my work day noticeably better, as I would stop having to read stupid emails written by terrible LLMs I'm can't wait for the AI evangelists to face the reckoning that if they're able to do so much of their own jobs via the plagiarism machines, their jobs were fake in the first place

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Read? I think not. Verbally transmitted studies show that reading has a distinct leftist bias and contributes to wokeisms like thinking logistics are important or that morale isn't improved by the beatings

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Sandro Fabian is absolutely sending me

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Ohhhhhh you're just regular stupid, got it

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

But YOUR people are Nazi losers, so...

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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Musk is, in many ways, a true representative of his contingent: wholly uninterested in the consumption of traditional culture, which he clearly regards as boring, while foaming and frothing at the mouth that it must *remain* traditional, locked away in a museum he won't fund or visit

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

3+ thousand posts to no followers, doesn't know ball, what a sad life to lead

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Ohhh you're just some kind of weird dumbass, got it Go be a sad little freak somewhere else bozo

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I mean, you said it all A really nice MLS season is what we might get in goal, that's cool! Maybe next time we'll get a guy good enough to hit the mid tier of Portuguese league play, or if we're really fortunate, top end Turkish quality. Can't wait!

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

That's rather akin to being the best speller in a 3A district spelling bee in Florida Nice, but ultimately meaningless, especially in the context that other people elsewhere are actually good Call me when MLS is a top flight league

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Lmao Matt Turner sucks ass, I can't pretend to respect Freese as a keeper but Turner is actively terrible

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Ohhhh you're just a dumbass, whew, thought I might have to take you seriously for a moment Hey congrats on Denmark making the tourney, always appreciate y'all's deep knowledge of the sport lmao

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

They made a whole website for dimwits like you, and spoiler it's not this one

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I love when people who don't understand sports try to talk sports Go find something you've got capacity for, like counting to five without having to use your fingers to help

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

You lose *one* war to Iran and suddenly nobody respects you anymore...

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

That is a "Brazilian" named Raphael Claus, we actually have a pretty well documented track record of violence against those guys about 80 years ago or so

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I thought there was no way FIFA could have a more embarrassingly wrong and stupid offsides call than the Iran goal overturn, but then Colombia got robbed Just because some idiot at FIFA got tricked into thinking VAR is good doesn't mean the rest of us should be held hostage

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Technically it's not about the keeper, it's that offsides is determined by the second last man. In 99.9% of cases the last man happens to be the keeper, so most folks mentally shorthand offsides to "last field player is the line" This is one of those rare exceptions Gutting for Iran

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 26/05/2026

Maybe I’m just a reactionary Luddite refusing to embrace the glorious clanker future but I think Walmart should be prosecuted for fraud.

an ad on walmart.com for a hosta plant with an AI generated photo of an entirely imaginary plant with multicolored neon leaves

an ad on walmart.com for a hosta plant with an AI generated photo of an entirely imaginary plant with peacock feather leaves

an ad on walmart.com for a hosta plant with an AI generated photo of an entirely imaginary plant with American flag leaves

an ad on walmart.com for a hosta plant with an AI generated photo of an entirely imaginary plant with neon colored leaves

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