Reposted by iStarglowMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“Let sleeping dogs lie” is always good advice but vital if you’re hungover. 14316
Reposted by iStarglowFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Bluesky is like a masquerade ball, but with jokes 06222
Reposted by iStarglowChicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How dog appears versus how dogs smells. 1339
iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m sorry for what I said when I checked into the worst hotel in America 021
Reposted by iStarglowTeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026hot honey is bad and you're bad for liking it 5154
Reposted by iStarglowandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026It's really comin down out there (civilization) 262367463
Reposted by iStarglowLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sir this is my emotional support weekend lottery ticket 17122
iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If at first you don’t succeed on Twitter just keep posting the same trite bullshit on BlueSky I suppose… 000
Reposted by iStarglowJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Adélie penguins literally waddle across Antarctica to find the perfect pebble for their soulmate, but thanks for putting your dirty bowl in the dishwasher. 212045
iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Picking tropical fruit in zone 5 who would have thought it 010
Reposted by iStarglowA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults? 815365
Reposted by iStarglowiStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“Did you have a good walk?” Dog owners be like “yes, there was a poop”… 001
Reposted by iStarglowNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Waking up too early: oh no Waking up too early on a Saturday: OH NO 411435
iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m not saying I’m old but waiting for 9pm for 1/2 price appetizers seems like a stretch these days 000
Reposted by iStarglowandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 24/09/2026The people demand a Samsung dryer that plays a melancholy tune 2436781
Reposted by iStarglowCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Installing a cheese cave instead of a bomb shelter in the basement. 1010838
Reposted by iStarglowJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I love how dogs look at you like you invented the universe, when you really just gave them a piece of cheese. 318067
iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dieter from Sprockets called and he wants his shirt back bro 000
Reposted by iStarglowSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Whoa there shiny new Dodge Ram pickup there’ll still be chocolate crullers when you get there 910332
iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026hand carved spoons from @saltymactavish.bsky.social are absolute art so I’m calling this dish “Il cucchiaio di legno si trova un amante” 1141
iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Look at this tiny asshole unashamedly making moves on my gf 160
Reposted by iStarglowLionella @lionella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026please keep me in your thoughts, I’m bravely dealing with a very manageable task 2167
iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You think your life is rough? I just witnessed a 16 yo try to park his moms Audi in a subway parking lot… 010
Reposted by iStarglowRhevil Dead 2 🎃 @cherryflavoredrhi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I can’t believe Wonder Woman comes from an all lesbian island and loves to tie people up but she’s not the number one superhero in the world 3334
Reposted by iStarglowJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/09/2026*dating after 60* Get on my lawn! 819549
Reposted by iStarglow𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026broke up with my medieval bf because he won’t stop fretting about the harvest 311635
Reposted by iStarglowFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I have a pair of furry slippers. I call them shoebaccas. My wife says this is another reason why I have no friends. 516242
Reposted by iStarglowlos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager: And where do you see yourself in five days 101454313
