Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026How does the closing of the Strait of Hormel affect the supply of canned chili? 010 1
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Everybody loves kung-fu fighting Raymond 000 0
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026How does the closing of the Strait of Hormel affect the supply of canned chili? 000 0
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Everybody loves kung-fu fighting Raymond 000 0
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My family crest is a resplendent dick wolf. It stands for law and order. 010 1
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I’m not the guy to mess with, I say knowing full well that I am totally the guy to mess with. 000 0
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I finally broke down and bought a 2-door Japanese car. I felt it was my Honda Civic duty. 000 0
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen NoodlesMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026You call it the fetal position. I call it solo spooning. 4290122 290
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Therapy is great, but have you ever tried shitting your pants and not caring about it? 000 0
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodlesgeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 12/08/2026"Skyrizi" sounds like a new musician that I am too 40-years-old to get into. 2112 11
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Sometimes I just need to take a good emotional support dump 000 0
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen NoodlesParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I tried to be a ninja but I quickly discovered that my corduroy ninja suit was a bad idea 39831 98
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I’m of an age where if doesn’t matter what I’m doing, delivering a baby, defusing a bomb, repairing power lines…I will stop everything when I hear that pause music from Goldeneye 000 0
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The best skill I’ve learned is the ability to say no. The second best is ignoring any follow-up questions 000 0
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodlescap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“Fear is not an option,” she says, confirming my skepticism about the promise of “everything on it” 27836 78
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodles Liℤℤy Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she) @acidlich.bsky.social · 11/08/2026How wonderful, I finished a drawing!! And it only a year!!! Here is Deck Transformations!!! 14417104 417
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen NoodlesShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I don't mean to brag but I've been described as pretentious 216162 161
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodles🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11/08/2026I like to think of myself as a defluencer 512749 127
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodlesmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Pretending my shoelace is untied during a web meeting so I can frantically speed-eat an entire roast turkey dinner under the desk 210622 106
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026As a pot, I resent the kettle’s entire existence 000 0
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Chicken salad, egg salad, tuna salad… why do people eat food that looks like it’s already been chewed? 000 0
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I’m at the age where a trip to Target feels like international travel 062 6
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen NoodlesMatt J. Wilson @mattwilsoncss.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It’s called The Legend of Zelda because Link’s last name is Zelda 5358 35
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen NoodlesDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 09/08/2026what do people who “go on vacay” do with all the time they saved 75519 55
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodlesandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 09/08/2026Oh to be able to click "leave conversation" in real life 11432103 432
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I judge people based on one thing. Whether they know that the Stallion, pt 3 is the best of all of the Stallions or not. 000 0
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodlesinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 11/04/2025taught my dog sarcasm and now she won't stop snarking at strangers 7303106 303
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodlesnick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 09/08/2026*snorts a line of lottery ticket shavings for good luck* 02510 25
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen NoodlesWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 09/08/2026In college my major was Minding My Business with a minor in STFU 085 8
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodles𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If I’m being an asshole, it’s probably because I’m hungry. If I’m still being an asshole after I eat, it’s probably because I’m an asshole. 114131 141
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Awwww yeah….start of a new week. Time to rise and grind, hit the ground running and pedal to the.. just kidding. Fuck Monday. 011 1
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You have an OnlyFans subscription. I follow a guy on Instagram who makes hot dogs. We are not the same. 010 1
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen NoodlesTru-ghost Spook-otle @trumanchipotle.com · 09/08/2026ACK! My showerhead’s been replaced by a Flock camera! 43412 34
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodles𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Who called it a Speedo instead of a vacation package? 214650 146
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodlesrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Dave’s Killer Bread. Mike’s Armed Robbery Nuggets. Pete’s DUI Iodized Salt 2558443 584
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen NoodlesJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Them: It doesn’t cost anything to be nice. Me: Yes, but being a jerk is free too. 321077 210
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026There are 2 wolves inside of me and I can’t tell which one pooped on the floor 000 0
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodlescap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Thank you for asking, yes they are my real elbows 619976 199
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen NoodlesJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I went to a dog therapist because it was cheaper. 1113346 133
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodles𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Whoever called it “intelligent design” clearly didn’t consider how our eating hole doubles as a breathing hole, which any choking victim would tell you is far from intelligent. 748389 483
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodlesinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Lost my spot in the Orchestra for standing up and taking multiple bows before the music was finished tbh the string section were fucking furious 48627 86
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen NoodlesNosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 08/08/2026let's turn this funkytown into a funkyhome 0101 10
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Sometimes you watch birds. Other times birds watch you. 052 5
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodlesterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 07/08/2026On Fridays I like to enter into peoples dreams as a silent and unsettling presence 3789 78
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodlesgeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 07/08/2026I'm not big into conspiracies, but just in case, how do I apply for a job in the Deep State, those guys seem awesome 1163 16
Reposted by Store Brand Ramen Noodles𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026They stopped making pennies because of how some of you tip. 519662 196
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Some days I feel as out of place as a ski report in Kansas 011 1
Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I promised today would be the day that I start saving money but the universe had another idea. 000 0