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Store Brand Ramen Noodles

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Artist, dog-lover, avid reader. Please love me.

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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
How does the closing of the Strait of Hormel affect the supply of canned chili?
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Everybody loves kung-fu fighting Raymond
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
How does the closing of the Strait of Hormel affect the supply of canned chili?
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Everybody loves kung-fu fighting Raymond
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My family crest is a resplendent dick wolf. It stands for law and order.
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m not the guy to mess with, I say knowing full well that I am totally the guy to mess with.
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I finally broke down and bought a 2-door Japanese car. I felt it was my Honda Civic duty.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You call it the fetal position. I call it solo spooning.
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Therapy is great, but have you ever tried shitting your pants and not caring about it?
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 12/08/2026
"Skyrizi" sounds like a new musician that I am too 40-years-old to get into.
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sometimes I just need to take a good emotional support dump
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I tried to be a ninja but I quickly discovered that my corduroy ninja suit was a bad idea
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m of an age where if doesn’t matter what I’m doing, delivering a baby, defusing a bomb, repairing power lines…I will stop everything when I hear that pause music from Goldeneye
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The best skill I’ve learned is the ability to say no. The second best is ignoring any follow-up questions
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Fear is not an option,” she says, confirming my skepticism about the promise of “everything on it”
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Liℤℤy Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she) @acidlich.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How wonderful, I finished a drawing!! And it only a year!!! Here is Deck Transformations!!!
Illustration made on orange paper. It features a woman seen in triplicate, the foremost version has her face in her hands, the middle most looks up and to the left and the back is just hands. Behind her we can see C, the complex plane without the origin (eg without zero) being contracted to an annulus eg the circle, ie S^1, in topology. Above this the real numbers, R, is being mapped down to S^1. Sometimes this is known as the ‘spooky spiral’. Around this are butterflies, bedecked with patterned meant to call to mind homotopy. To the left and right are coiling clouds and spiraling eyes. On the left in particular there is a spiraling staircase lost in the clouds which points to Z, the integers referencing that if you partition the real numbers by [0,1] , you’ll get back the integers. Behind the complex plane without the origin there is a blue/gold star and her nails are also painted the same iridescent metallic shade. Hatched shaded with white accents
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I don't mean to brag but I've been described as pretentious
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11/08/2026
I like to think of myself as a defluencer
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Pretending my shoelace is untied during a web meeting so I can frantically speed-eat an entire roast turkey dinner under the desk
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
As a pot, I resent the kettle’s entire existence
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Chicken salad, egg salad, tuna salad… why do people eat food that looks like it’s already been chewed?
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m at the age where a trip to Target feels like international travel
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Matt J. Wilson @mattwilsoncss.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s called The Legend of Zelda because Link’s last name is Zelda
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
what do people who “go on vacay” do with all the time they saved
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 09/08/2026
Oh to be able to click "leave conversation" in real life
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I judge people based on one thing. Whether they know that the Stallion, pt 3 is the best of all of the Stallions or not.
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
taught my dog sarcasm and now she won't stop snarking at strangers
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nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
*snorts a line of lottery ticket shavings for good luck*
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
In college my major was Minding My Business with a minor in STFU
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If I’m being an asshole, it’s probably because I’m hungry. If I’m still being an asshole after I eat, it’s probably because I’m an asshole.
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Awwww yeah….start of a new week. Time to rise and grind, hit the ground running and pedal to the.. just kidding. Fuck Monday.
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You have an OnlyFans subscription. I follow a guy on Instagram who makes hot dogs. We are not the same.
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Tru-ghost Spook-otle @trumanchipotle.com · 09/08/2026
ACK! My showerhead’s been replaced by a Flock camera!
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Who called it a Speedo instead of a vacation package?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Dave’s Killer Bread. Mike’s Armed Robbery Nuggets. Pete’s DUI Iodized Salt
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Them: It doesn’t cost anything to be nice. Me: Yes, but being a jerk is free too.
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There are 2 wolves inside of me and I can’t tell which one pooped on the floor
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Thank you for asking, yes they are my real elbows
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I went to a dog therapist because it was cheaper.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Whoever called it “intelligent design” clearly didn’t consider how our eating hole doubles as a breathing hole, which any choking victim would tell you is far from intelligent.
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Lost my spot in the Orchestra for standing up and taking multiple bows before the music was finished tbh the string section were fucking furious
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 08/08/2026
let's turn this funkytown into a funkyhome
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sometimes you watch birds. Other times birds watch you.
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
On Fridays I like to enter into peoples dreams as a silent and unsettling presence
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 07/08/2026
I'm not big into conspiracies, but just in case, how do I apply for a job in the Deep State, those guys seem awesome
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They stopped making pennies because of how some of you tip.
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Some days I feel as out of place as a ski report in Kansas
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Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I promised today would be the day that I start saving money but the universe had another idea.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 07/08/2026
Photo of a road sign reading "Welcome to Connecticut Home of the Pizza Capital of the United States"
Attached speech bubble from character Ryo Tsukioka from the game Robot Alchemic Drive reads "I guess I could destroy this place accidentally on purpose"
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