Reposted by Stan DalonePatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 22hThe “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 432690372
Reposted by Stan DaloneRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Sorry but I can’t stop watching this 3 minute long AI slop video about a Yankees baseball who abandons his Red Sox family, all of whom have increasingly inaccurate ways of pronouncing the word “cuh” 6223821
Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To Jhoan Duran’s bafflement, Austin Riley was not fazed by 100 mph straight down the middle. 130
Reposted by Stan DaloneInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Your son's playdates are LOST CAPITAL. Listen to Jay Weingarten, a man very comfortable around information. 325223
Reposted by Stan Dalonedan mentos @danmentos.com · 27/09/2026[shopping at costco] why do hot dogs come in packs of 192 but the buns come in packs of 146 2757661
Reposted by Stan DaloneStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/09/2026 221940
Reposted by Stan DaloneStan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 10/11/2023Boiling my invite codes to make a sticky, flavorless pablum. 193
Reposted by Stan DaloneStan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 05/08/2023I’m building a primitive structure out of unredeemed invite codes. 082
Reposted by Stan DaloneKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026🧐 www.axios.com/2024/10/25/m...axios.comScoop: Meta strikes multi-year AI deal with ReutersIt's the first news deal Meta has made in the AI era. 152440747
Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I took one of those pills that Mitch McConnell takes before he goes to work. 290
Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just drove by a cemetery with a headstone that just said “Magrave”. That could be anybody. 182
Reposted by Stan DaloneEoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs? 26082451642
Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026@jaymilton.bsky.social put this in the pelican thread (it’s from 2 weeks ago, I didn’t have cell service at the beach and couldn’t post it right away, too tired to find the pelican thread) 020
Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Stan Dalone doesn’t post as much as he used to because he is old, dried up, and out of tweet ideas. Fact Check: FALSE 👎 Stan Dalone is Busy these days: TRUE 👍 130
Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Currently flying across the country so you can expect post and reply responsiveness to #increase #accordingly as long as WiFi is working. #PostLikeYoure35 ✈️ 000
Reposted by Stan DaloneMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole." 12457561513
Reposted by Stan DaloneShane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@standalone.bsky.social ? 162
Reposted by Stan Dalonepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ve heard more than enough about how awful he is. I will no longer be eating Robert Kraft’s cheese. 31108450
Reposted by Stan DaloneGood Joel @joelsoda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Making a country music mix of songs that mention Covid 191
Reposted by Stan DaloneUS Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Can't wait to see a cop shoot someone's dog in the first episode then spend the season on paid administrative leave before the review board exonerates them. 113520
Reposted by Stan Dalone🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It’s pretty smart politically to alienate a group that you would probably get like 90% of their votes so that you can appeal to some imaginary transphobe that will vote for a Democrat instead of their preferred candidate which is literally anyone else 436551
Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Copyright law only applies to the balloon when it isn’t airborne. Fly high, Dazmanian Rascal 🙏 🌪️ 140
Reposted by Stan DaloneWaldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 11/09/2026Here’s how the New York Times describes this moment in their coverage: 1082734835
Reposted by Stan DaloneIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 10/09/2026People get confused about the trans sports thing because at a glance it seems like a small issue that impacts a very small number of people and thus makes sense as a "reasonable" concession. But it isn't, because conceding that is accepting that a kid's trans identity is on some level fraudulent 422806746
Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could get better ultrasound images of his own kidney. 040
Reposted by Stan Dalonedrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"check out this nasty thing I found on X" no and you should go set a timer for 10 minutes and look at a tree until your phone beeps 043176
Reposted by Stan DaloneZoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thank you, Instagram, for showing me the wild world of Hog Showmanship where you have to lock eyes with the judge and mean mug them like they killed your parents while showing off your pig 31576108
Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The Roseville Galleria is wife-coded. They should make a shopping mall for men. -Stan 030
Reposted by Stan DaloneTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026>Heard any rumours? They say Meghan’s been sighted at a star-studded retreat in the Cotswolds. But they say a lot of things… >Anything else? Farmer Harlan thinks a werewolf’s been after his sheep. His new son-in-law is pretty hairy… (A new quest has been added to your Journal: Howling Mad.) 061
Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026There should be an oil change place that gives you a grilled cheese while you wait. 380
Reposted by Stan DalonePatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026[reading too quickly] “Tan Guy Detestable” - what is this, Fox News??? 122098
Reposted by Stan Dalonecee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky 35482011905
Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Stan Dalone is from Connecticut but graduated from college in Vermont, it’s ok. 030
Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You can easily deface these with a dremel. If you don’t have one, you can do a pretty good job with a claw hammer and a flat tip screwdriver. They’ll still work in the soda machine if you’re careful. 140
Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I don’t believe him one fuckin bit. Isn’t this the guy who had a little private chitchat with Kushner several days ago? 060
Reposted by Stan DaloneJames Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“I vehemently disagree but I am also afraid of being yelled at” is so goddamn pathetic. Grow up! 26913
Reposted by Stan DaloneQuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you” 3148031546