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Shane Clifford

@brilliantshane.bsky.social
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Stand Up Comedy

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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 21h
Saw a lot of ladies doing this pose at the Eiffel Tower and I thought "what the hell, why not?"
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dracula always looks well put together despite not being able to see himself in the mirror! Fuckin legend
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cool jacket
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fold Up Bike - yes they're convenient but let's have some dignity
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Listening to The Very Best of TV Theme Tunes while washing my underpants at the laundry machine in the Circle K car park in Kimmage. A low point.
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a stroke of luck that the word Meal happens to rhyme with the word Deal
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just noticed that Lt Columbo always waits until the end of the episode before he catches the killer. Weird.
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The incredible print sale I'm throwing goes for ONE MORE WEEK. All 8x10 prints are 15$, 11x14 are 30, 13x19 are 40!! Get yours while the savings last! michaelkupperman.com/shop
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thinking of getting naked in ads like Sydney Sweeney. I know it's selling out but I really need the money
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One of the most distressing side effects of the climate crisis : guys walking around with their tops off in late September. The way things are going in 30 years we'll have to see a strangers sweaty abs on Christmas day.
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I bought a house and have 14 month old twins. The last year has been full of daily stress and nightly stress and many times I almost gave up but I didn't and through it all I managed to maintain a perfect face care routine. DM for more information and use the hashtag #ShaneCliffordFaceCare
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@standalone.bsky.social ?
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not bothered turning around to watch the trad session watching on tv instead
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm gonna say this cause it's my honest opinion but I hope it doesn't offend anyone. I hate the Traitors. I hate it. I hate everything about it.
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@jaymilton.bsky.social @joeltemperlane.bsky.social thoughts??
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just fuckin had 3 bowls of crunchy nut cornflakes at half 11 at night. Lost the plot
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@philbraun.bsky.social wtf?
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Shamim Malekmian @shamimmalekmian.eurosky.social · 04/09/2026
Burke in the background trying to look busy ahaha
Philip Dwyer and Burke outside Burke's former workplace (school), Burke is in the background pretending to read, Dwyer in the foreground squinting
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There's an alternate ending to Singin' In The Rain where Gene Kelly is in a hospice and he dies of pneumonia
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Therapist asked me if anyone ever mentioned neurodivergence to me. Reckons ADD and Autism Spectrum When I get a spare 2300 I'll get assessed for them and I'll let ye know
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton, Tim Curry rest in peace
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tonight on Emergency, Phil Braun fills in for Tim Heidecker, who is dead and in hell.
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Getting a team together to try and find out why middle aged posh men often have floppy hair
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think inside the box.
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eclipse would have been better if it was at 12pm. I've seen it kinda dark at 7pm before. I'll send a dm to nasa
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Anyone else think the Lemon Twigs are fans of music from the 60s?
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Having fun earlier today 😄
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just ate a Madeline and didn't remember shit
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My Uncle was a very poor farmer. He drove a John Cheepe
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I like dishwashers and toasters cause they tell you exactly what they do. Ovens and microwaves, why do you have to be so obtuse?
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
🤷
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I find it hard to believe that Brian Boru's name was Brian. There were no Brian's back then
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
New character I'm working on Guy who only eats British Wheat
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just saw Bernie Sanders in Dublin shouting at some teenagers
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yanks
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Longer this goes scoreless the more likely it is we'll see penalties
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Boys am I on acid or is this the biggest fucking flowerpot I've ever seen in my life
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Imagine your wife found your porn stash in 1913. Just magazines full of pictures of women's ankles. Would probably make her feel self conscious about her own ankles
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Thats that me Cornetto lol
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nothing hurts me more than seeing yanks refer to diving as flopping
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Enjoying the sun
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@philbraun.bsky.social were you at the game?
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I thought Messi was chopped and washed but turned out he was goated and bussin
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Thinking back to the first 4 months of my twins life. Thought I was going to die. One time I found myself fantasizing about being hit by a car so I could spend a week in hospital 👍
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Messi isn't that impressive to me. Even I could do all that if I had his talent
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The mailman says if I don't get any mail soon he's gonna break my legs
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Harry Kane has the most English head I've ever seen. I don't like him.
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A Long Lifespan more like. 👍
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