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Stan Dalone

@standalone.bsky.social
633 followers 168 following 4.9K posts

Progenitor of grip and dip cuisine.

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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@denimcouch.bsky.social I’m in your country, mon frere.
Canada
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you’re wondering why it’s called that, just eat one and wait a few hours.
Hol bar. What the fuck kind of world are we even living in? They sell these at the grocery store!
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Scrub Jay
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AWWWW! Got my bird of the day on the Merlin app today. Steller’s Jay
Steller’s Jay on the Merlin bird app
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The FIFA peace prize winner? No way!
Trump picking up a fake peace prize like a goblin would
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One thing about Phil is he’s resilient. I’m pretty sure he has died before.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stan Dalone deep frowning at the implication
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am eating a burger and onion rings right now
Stan Dalone ate a burger, ran zero miles
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I took one of those pills that Mitch McConnell takes before he goes to work.
Mitch McConnell pill face
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“DIBS” on a gravestone in meme font for some reason
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At an airport in Texas. #StanTravel
WhatAburger and Stan at DFW
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@jaymilton.bsky.social put this in the pelican thread (it’s from 2 weeks ago, I didn’t have cell service at the beach and couldn’t post it right away, too tired to find the pelican thread)
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jack Frost (the scary movie, not the Michael Keaton one)
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Copyright law only applies to the balloon when it isn’t airborne. Fly high, Dazmanian Rascal 🙏 🌪️
Daz the whirling rascal hot air balloon
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ChadCo safe cigarette ad
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Roseville Galleria is wife-coded. They should make a shopping mall for men. -Stan
Stan Dalone standing alone at the Roseville Galleria. You can’t even get a normal cup of coffee here.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Stan Dalone is from Connecticut but graduated from college in Vermont, it’s ok.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I used to get ones that were just right at Kohl’s but all their stuff is trash now. I pay a little extra for nice no-iron button ups at LL Bean.
An actually button up shirt that doesn’t suck and get wrinkly from LL bean
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Floyd or Moody Blues, probably. Could have been this, too.
Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds 2 cassette tape set
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy 7th Anniversary to the Moth Miracle for those who celebrate 🦋 🙏
Tweet from my brother from 7 years ago where he inhaled a moth and breathed it back out unharmed. The moth miracle.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
😮
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
At the Nevada Capitol building 👀 🤘 @geddython.bsky.social
Rush fan and Rush number
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Too much camarones à la diabla
Stan overate
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Don Mossi baseball card
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sorry for not posting, I was #onawalk @ricky50.bsky.social
Stan Dalone on a walkThimbleberry explosion Lake and trees in California
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just remembering one of the funniest days on Twitter.
Chad chair
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Forgive me, you’re much handsomer but
Security guard from T2
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Gavin Newson cuddling with Don Jr’s ex, par exemple
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
2014 crash post from the contemporary crash thread
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Crashed my 99 Tacoma on the highway in 2014. The wheel came off while I was driving.
Red Toyota Tacoma crashed on the side of the highway
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Did anyone else zoom in on his piece of parchment?
Epstein birthday card from Trump
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Welp, my train is here. Time to go. #StanTravel
Stan’s train is here #StanTravel
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In zwei Tagen kehre ich zurück 😢 #StanTravel
Stan mit ein Cappuccino #StanTravel
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hallo! #StanTravel
Hallo meine Damen und Herren 🍻 #StanTravel
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
No, I’m obviously in Rapid City. You can see Iowa from here. #StanTravel
Rapid City, SD
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Bonjour! #StanTravel
Hawkeye Point, IA #StanTravel
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Buongiorno #StanTravel
Stan Dalone having espresso and greeting you
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Buongiorno #StanTravel
Cornetto just out of frame
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nevada 3 ways #DOPS
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Made a new friend! #StanTravel
Giovanni and Stan Dalone
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Salute!
Stan cheers with Nespresso in hand
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