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Stan Dalone

@standalone.bsky.social
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Progenitor of grip and dip cuisine.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 8h
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 12h
Ugh!
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 12h
The AP tying itself into a pretzel knot in order to call this dead piece of shit anything but a child molester.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 12h
Phil w/ wig??? 🤔 🤨
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 16h
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 17h
Thank god!
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh no dude!
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Haha!
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you’re wondering why it’s called that, just eat one and wait a few hours.
Hol bar. What the fuck kind of world are we even living in? They sell these at the grocery store!
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Mr. Dan Zak @mrdanzak.com · 04/10/2026
A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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A Reckoning in Springfield
A truck driver out on his route confronts what the country has become.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s no reason he can’t take an even higher dose. If you are able to communicate with Mr. President, please suggest this.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A-C Yankees legend
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nice addition to the pelican thread, Phil.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AWWWW! AWWWW!
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh yeah, we get lots of them at my house. Magpies too, you can imagine the racket.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Scrub Jay
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AWWWW! Got my bird of the day on the Merlin app today. Steller’s Jay
Steller’s Jay on the Merlin bird app
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 01/10/2026
leaning tower of pizza, quincy, massachusetts, 1984
leaning tower of pizza, quincy, massachusetts, 1984
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Bringo Dr Steve Brule
ALT: Bringo Dr Steve Brule
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m in the Paris of my mind.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haha!
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry Jay I had 3 wines tonight. It’s Friday.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One dose of tobacco.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jay took shore leave in Paris during his second tour in ‘Nam so he knows what he’s talking about.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You would love Vietnam War II. You’d be good at it.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You use every chance you get to brag about serving with distinction in the Vietnam War! We all know you’re a war hero!
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is my sickeningly red district that might actually, by some miracle, go blue this cycle.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Quail wings.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’re one time zone away.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would have put my Ray Kerr reply here if I knew you already posted about him!
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reno high school grad Ray Kerr made good for your team today, congrats!
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Then what happened?
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He seems to be shrinking into a corncob.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sorry but I can’t stop watching this 3 minute long AI slop video about a Yankees baseball who abandons his Red Sox family, all of whom have increasingly inaccurate ways of pronouncing the word “cuh”
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The FIFA peace prize winner? No way!
Trump picking up a fake peace prize like a goblin would
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Will he win AND do something silly today? This outcome is a coin flip.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No, should I??
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To Jhoan Duran’s bafflement, Austin Riley was not fazed by 100 mph straight down the middle.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your son's playdates are LOST CAPITAL. Listen to Jay Weingarten, a man very comfortable around information.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s still called Artifical Intelligence, Lake Ontario, Gulf of Mexico and Twitter. You can’t just go around renaming already well-established shit by fiat and expect any serious person to get on board.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You cant tell which character he is when he barfs on the doughnut. That could be either of them.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One thing about Phil is he’s resilient. I’m pretty sure he has died before.
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She doesn’t have motor on the back of her Honda, either. Maybe he has room for that bumper sticker?
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drink one gallon of ayahuasca with Duncan and you will begin to see the light.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn that looks expensive!
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 27/09/2026
[shopping at costco] why do hot dogs come in packs of 192 but the buns come in packs of 146
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Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fits you perfectly!
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