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Popcornbender Spatch

@spatch.bsky.social
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Writer/old-time radio actor/roller coaster rider/CAT TOWN guy/funy computar maker/etc. Wrote Pick Up The Phone Booth and Die once. Married and we have a cat. Often tells you to enjoy the show at your friendly local independent movie theater. Aquarius. Hi

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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 16h
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oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 27/07/2026
LIVE through the ditches and LAUGH through the witches and LOVE in the back of my dragula
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 10h
blue shampoo is so fun, when you rinse it down the drain you can pretend you killed someone from the dimension they used to film tampon commercials in
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20h
A picture of a beige PC era screen with speakers and keyboard to suit, and the text "It's now preferable to turn off your computer"
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 6h
the same haiku including some incredibly non-haiku have been up in the windows there for years, enjoy the wonder
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 19h
for a brief moment I am #1 in the players list by sheer dint of fucking around; naturally you can do better
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
where did you come from where did you go what movie did you come from
Sharp hand Joe action figure
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For the past five days at least the tragically-flipped and ever since vacant house on Conwell has had both a package and food order bag on its front porch as an example of either delivery driver goof-ups or a sad transparent attempt to pretend like somebody actually lives there
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DRUM LOST. DRUM FOUND!! DRUM LOST! DRUM FOUND!!!
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
planet of fire is turlough's departure series so he gets to strip down to his short shorts & have a time in the water I joked "this must be the departing companion fanservice for those who had no interest in nyssa" sonya finds a tumblr post and lo & behold drwhogeek.tumblr.com/post/8087666...
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Charting My Descent into Madness and Obsession
Damn. I wish I’d read this two weeks ago. I would have loved to read this to Mark Strickson at Gallifrey One.
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Gogowokezilla @drunkonownpower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let me know when the Russo Brothers have enough charisma to take this photo
William Castle sat on a chair with a skeleton on his lap
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
peri's first encounter with the master is along the same lines as turlough's first which is great both times the master shows up all NYAH HA HA HERE I AM THE BIG BADDIE AND ARCHNEMESIS, YOU WILL DO AS I SAY and both times the companion's all I will not you screechy old bag, who do you think you are
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
meanwhile peri is swatting at him with her shoe and sneezing out of I dunno a rodent allergy to complete the mouse-in-the-house gag and he's all but hollering I ASSURE YOU MISS BROWN I DO NOT HAVE A GIANTESS FETISH, I COMMAND YOU LEAVE ME BE
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
last night's fifth doctor serial was PLANET OF FIRE which features a tiny 9 inch tall master scampering about his own tardis getting into the wiring and everything, and it makes me laugh with wonder to watch anthony ainley completely enjoying every single stupid and brilliant moment he is on camera
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Forts are where you find them
A little black cat has ensconced herself in a tiny wee cardboard box which once held snacks and looks out at us. There is a paper shopping bag next to her but she has no interest in it.
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This year's Slutcracker show schedule dropped and oh ho ho we've got two-a-days again this year
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we are levels of things going well not seen since the like Avignon captivity
Russian Orthodox Church Denies That Troops Lost Medieval Warrior Prince's Relics in Ukraine
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
12 point verdana bold oh hell son that's how you make a 1999 website, why are you no-efforting it so hard here
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We invented a new way to roll dice that doesn't end with the dice falling off the table so of course we're pouring it into every game possible Hell we even gave the popper mechanism a mascot name
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When Tony Glover (Dylan’s pal and fellow harmonica cat) took Barret Hansen (future radio DJ Dr. Demento) to the Scholar in Dinkytown to see Bob Dylan play a couple months later, Hansen saw no sign announcing the acts but assumed (rightly, at the time) that the performer’s name was spelled “Dillon.”
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tommy bartlett was a prophet
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Guys I heard Rod Serling say my name, age and current goings-on am I screwed
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meanwhile, in brand new sentences
bemma @bemdoll
the temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my brother
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I found a folder of old screenshots and there’s a lot of Cher 🤣
Someone tags Cher with sit on my face and she replies SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !!
IM BUSY !!!
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"moo, people, moo. shit be good on this fine day."
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oates: well, if you don't like that idea, maybe you'll like this one Oates: i've got this golden apple here for the fairest Roberts: please! we weren't born yesterday Roberts: there's no way we're falling for THAT obvious bait Roberts: i'll just take that thank you very much Hill: hey wait a minute
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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is not a dream. We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one-nine-nine-zero.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So I was not going to see DIGGER anyway because of the Cruise of it all but hearing it's one of those "even the concept is a spoiler" movies just assures me that I made the correct decision. Exactly one movie pulled off "don't reveal the beginning" and that movie was GAMBIT.
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE FLEET'S LIT UP
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the bible
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not for nothin but mayor fitzcurley conning frank cyrano out of pocket change owes an inspirational debt to mr bunny rabbit conning captain kangaroo out of a bunch of carrots on the daily
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Only if you tell them a knock knock joke at checkout
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John Maddening! @johnmaddening.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Captain Kangaroo and Mr Moose. The Captain is wearing a Target coat fifty years in the past.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On this 66th anniversary of The Flintstones, I'm thinking if Olivia Rodrigo did a guest appearance, they'd name her Olivia Rockrigo. The more you know.
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This point was presented to me in the form of writing by some over charismatic guy whose whole point was "I'm going to be an asshole to you in the guise of telling you uncomfortable truths about yourself which you'll have to accept & like cause I'm smart enough to be this kind of asshole" and no NO
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"No one can make you feel bad about yourself" is fucking abuser talk and I wish I had had the strength to tell the therapist that
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James G @orth.ca · 01/10/2026
Dunno why this made me think of this:
A tweet from Dick Lover 30000 "I am the biggest dick lover of them all."
A reply from Dick Lover 30001 "Not so fast"
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what if you were a medieval monk dabbling in the occult and you summoned a demon and instead of teaching you magic he teaches you what a Turing Machine is and you don't get it and he's like I am trying to help you here and you're like I really just wanted to poison my boss so I can be the Abbot
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
APPROVED CLOTHING ONLY No jeans No sneakers No ballcaps
A locked gate with barbed wire on top with signs warning us to "LOWER ANTENNA" and that "APPROVED FR CLOTHING REQUIRED FOR ENTRY INTO SUBSTATION". The little brick substation building is set very far back in this narrow plot of land.Through the gate we see a concrete flagstone path leading far down the narrow plot of land to the brick substation building. There are two bronze sconces flanking the door and lettering which used to read CAMBRIDGE ELECTRIC LIGHT but several letters are missing.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
she’s back
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Soupy Sales did a sketch with Dick Van Patten where, as an acting exercise, Dick had to complain "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup" in various emotional states. Soupy stopped him before he could do the ninth, saying that (all together now) eight is enough
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Star of the hit series RENT STROKES
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"No, Laverne, I don't think God can make mistakes!" "HELLO."
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Lenny and Squiggy Funny Faces
Alt: Mr. Squiggman (left) and Mr. Kosnowski (Polish for "Help, there's a hog in my kitchen", right) reacting with their usual restraint and good manners to something that has obviously spoken to their ids
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am sure there is someone who has seen all the movies and all the television series in the course syllabus so that their emotional connection to the superhero movie is as strong and informed as russo & russo demand everyone's connection need be, but it ain't me babe
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is so cute, they're still pretending like it all really matters
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Extended by Vasily Kandinsky, 1926 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York 
Solomon R. Guggenheim Founding Collection, By gift

© 2016 Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York/ADAGP, Paris
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