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SpooklyFiend👻 @sparklyfiend.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Have reluctantly allowed my partner to have our imaginary “The Funny One” tiara because she’s struck fucking gold here.

Text messages.

Kat: “Had a bath, shaved my legs. Now too hurty to rinse out the bath OR shave the strip of forest that I somehow missed.

(It is fine, I will do it when the gummy kicks in but this is the shit they should ask you about for PIP.)”

Mrs Kat: “Can I peel a potato? Bitch I can hardly peel myself”

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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

NO. DO NOT DO THIS. Do NOT think about The Event and under NO circumstances attempt to relive The Event. This may cause DISTRESS and CONFUSION. REMAIN INDOORS.

A double decker London bus with a poster on the side of it, saying “Relive the Event”. The poster is advertising Disney+ and the event in question is the Oasis reunion tour.

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Howlingatthe Moon @oog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

oh look, it's Fedward

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SpooklyFiend👻 @sparklyfiend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

OH. “Beautiful lesbian” brain, not “beautiful, lesbian brain.” Not that egotistical lesbians aren’t out there but my dumb bisexual brain was STRUGGLING.

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JK ✨️ @jkmakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I've never known any creature as determined to complete a task as my 6 lb cat who has made it her life's mission to eat a pair of scissors.

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SpooklyFiend👻 @sparklyfiend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The NHS is powered by Facebook mums and the only way I am different is that I xo-MySpace that shit because I was indoctrinated after someone accused me “being mean on happychat (MSN Messenger, Corporate Edition)”.

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SpooklyFiend👻 @sparklyfiend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As a representative for the Bisexual Battalion, we do not claim this man.

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Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 30/09/2026

Went to Big Tesco and thought of Blue Sky

A bilingual Welsh-English sign for “steam bags” at the Big Tescos in Pembroke Dock

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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Has there ever been a Doctor Who story about people substituting human capabilities with machine replacements that lack any genuine human feeling or emotion? If they did, remind me, was it good or bad?

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ten minutes in and me and the tattoo artist are starting to have doubts about my |L|L|A|N|F|A|I|R|P|W|L|L|G|W|Y|N|G|Y|L|L|G|O|G|E|R|Y|C|H|W|Y|R|N|D|R|O|B|W|L|L|L|L|A|N|T|Y|S|I|L|I|O|G|O|G|O|G|O|C|H| knuckle tattoos

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 29/09/2026

Jay Chester, 38, expressed dismay about the fact that the part of their brain which should contain vital information about loved ones is fully occupied by thirty seconds of borderline racist rapping about tropical fruit juice drink Um Bongo.

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Autistic millennial can recite every ’90s TV advert but has no idea what their nephew’s name is

An autistic person who once recorded a three-hour VHS tape of television adverts has realised those adverts are taking up valuable brain space which might be put to better use, like memorising the…

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ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

From the makers of "Insect Lives" and "Creatures with Jobs":

A rubbish movie poster for: TOY FILM. Along with this title and the words "only in a selected cinema" we see the two main characters. They are toys that have come to life, if you can imagine such a thing. One is The Long Cowboy, the other is Bob Spaceman. Both have a passing similarity to Woody and Buzz from some other film, but a bit more haunted and, well, rubbish. The Long Cowboy is saying "i am full of snakes" and Bob Spaceman is saying "let's gooooo ... to space!"

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cloth gown gridlock @rosyrhapsody.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In Japan they don't call it a train of thought, it's the Thinkansen

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I often think about that time the Golden Globes didn’t quite grasp the concept of “fun”.

A “fun fact” from the Golden Globes in 2014, stating “Michael J Fox was diagnosed with Parkinson’s Disease in 1991”.

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Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Reminder that dill pickle soup exists and you should make it 🥒🥒🥒

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026

“millennials can only drink water through a straw 😂” okay. now I’m voting for Racists

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026

over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me, watching the transphobes coming for ND people now: huh, I wonder who's next Also me, Bisexually:

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Chuckles I'm In Danger

Alt: Ralph Wiggum Chuckles & declares 'I'm In Danger'

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Jenn / CaptainHanyuu 💖✨ @captainhanyuu.art · 24/09/2026

Let's go gambling! Ah dangit! Ah dangit! Ah dangit! My upcoming reward for our Polaris Riso Ralleye 💖 I love Riso printing so much and I can't wait to see the result hehe #art #oc

finished Illustration of my original character CMYK-chan trying to get the secret rare of a gashapon machine. behind her sits Grayscale the Raccoon, confused by what she's doing.

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy Bi Visibility Day to literally every vampire (all draculas are bisexual) (ADAB)

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY

cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side

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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me trying to do my stupid job every day.

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wes Streeting is a truly, truly awful person. The damage he's done to trans people, to neurodivergent people, to people with mental health issues... all because of his "reckons".

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Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Praying they missed a comma.

Cops Who Kill With Will Mellor
2023 • 1 series • Entertainment / Factual

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

With a heavy heart I must share with you that "compulsory lentils" fits the 7 nation army cadence

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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

the fact Glow Up had a hiatus this year makes this even funnier 💀

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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

They see me, Rowling. They hatin'.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"