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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 1h

give Tom some credit; he’s right about Britain being a mid country even if his geography is off

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I'm glad a lot of cis people are feeling so much optimism over Burnham, optimism is good, but I'm also immensely sad as a trans person because our persecution is so easy to completely and utterly dismiss for some shiny words.

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 5h

Surely it’d be Brentrance anyway

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 15h

oh is it going to make narrative sense, that would be nice

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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Here we go again!

Lucy taking the football away from Charlie Brown as he is about to kick it. Lucy's face has been replaced by Andy Burnham and Charlie Brown's by FBPE.

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 20h

Love this way of looking at life In universe terms, we are all meaningless specks of dust, a brief spark of existence and extinguished as soon as we came into being I find this so calming And have you noticed how the people who are desperate to be remembered are often the worst people?

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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 20h

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 21h

just poured coffee all down myself in the office because I completely misjudged the angle that the little hole was at in the plastic cover, this wasn’t humiliating in the slightest

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 22h

I loved that episode of Bojack Horseman

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 23h

bro are you five

Greg Brockman’s signature. Imagine if a kindergartener wrote the letters “gdb.”

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 23h

love it when someone’s website is so broken that it asks you to log in in, then to log in again after you’ve already logged in, then to create an account after you’ve already logged in twice

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

wait is the UK government subsiding print media now and if so can the rest of us get in on that

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

so you’re telling me this David Cameron is bi

Post by @Pygar668177:
Replying to @Pyrofruit @cathydevine56 @YouGov I think it's the fact that bisexual men, as David Cameron illustrated, are very likely to stick their cock into absolutely anything. Animal, mineral or vegetable.
Perhaps not an electrical socket but, well, you never know.

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Liquid Bluesky

National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease

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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Did Andy Burnham have any words of comfort for the UK’s 10m Black and Asian people who have witnessed the government tacitly nod along to pogroms or the LGBTQ community where trans people face toilet segregation and Section 28 the sequel in schools and cis LGB folk are facing erosion of our rights?

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026

Phoning up MI5 to say I think all the dog shit, fly-tipping and St. George's Flag graffiti around my area might be an Iranian plot

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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I need about one quarter of a light beer before going off on how many, if not all of the world's problems can be traced to the psychic damage caused by the English public school system.

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Jack - Oi, Shiny! @oishinythings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

1. I am baffled by the idea I would want "personalised music". 2. Personalised music is the easiest thing in the world to get. Anyone who ever accidentally slept with a musician has had it foisted upon them.

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“We were also at conference but you didn’t come to see us. Why is that?” *proceeds into lengthy rant demonstrating why nobody who enjoys oxygen would go anywhere near them*

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026

This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imagine spending some of that ill gotten money on Kalvin Phillips and Jack Grealish and ruining their careers.

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

NATIONALISE ERLING HAALAND

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It is now impossible for me to have ham for lunch without the cat immediately appearing at my feet and looking at me expectantly

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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The sad decline "going into town to watch that new romcom"

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am calling for a moratorium on soap opera characters talking about watching “that boxset”

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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The fundamental structural problem with the British economy is that, for decades now, "working for a living" is a mug's game compared to living off asset inflation and rents, and even as the wheels come off that system nobody has any inclination to change it.

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rare example of the questioning sentence going against Betteridge's Law

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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh my

Her father had revealed that the new series 'starts with Sybil's death and Basil's daughter getting a mistyped| text message from her father saying, "Sybil did".

'She texts back, "Sybil did what?"'
He added: 'Basil is about to deliver the eulogy and says what an absolutely wonderful woman Sybil was. And then the camera pans around and you see that behind his back he has his fingers crossed.'

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just watched It Takes Two and remain absolutely convinced that Ellie Taylor should have got the main hosting gig #Strictly

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...

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frank n furter @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"view full thread"

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Rachel Pinnelas 💭 @racheaissance.com · 03/09/2026

Been thinking about this a lot lately:

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A piece of paper: *a standard piece of 8.5x11" printed paper which is by default oriented as what can be considered portrait* A cell phone user: *takes a photo of the printed piece of paper in portrait mode* The cell phone's auto-rotate feature: *is turned off* The photo: I'm sideways lol

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Incredible

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Release of 5 Men in U.K. Prompts New Questions Over Possible Terror Plot The British counterterrorism police said the five British nationals arrested near R.A.F. Fairford on Su...

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Release of 5 Men in U.K. Prompts New Questions Over Possible Terror Plot at U.K.
Air Base Used by U.S. Raises Security Concerns
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Conflieting accounts from a bystander who called the The British counterterrorism police and from President Trump have led to questions about whether security services knew about said the possible plot in advance. five British nationals arrested near R.A.F. Fairford on Sunday were being released on bail but remained under investigation.
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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

not being smug or anything but we are absolutely bossing this episode on our sofa #OnlyConnect

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

yesss, I'm smarter than both of these teams (based on the first question only) #OnlyConnect

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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

had anyone ever had a smart meter glitch and give out wrong data? Ours is claiming we’ve used twice our normal amount of energy today and I just don’t see how that’s possible

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just had a flashback to the moment on holiday when I ordered a Cuba libre in a restaurant for like €15 and they brought me a glass with a couple of shots of rum in it and a little bottle of Coke on the side to pour into it myself

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Simon is on strike ✊🏻 @simonxix.com · 28/09/2026

Historic England outsourced their digital image provision to a third-party company. Then the company went bust and now all their images are inaccessible. Tell me again how outsourcing to the private sector is sustainable?

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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Well if we continue to play our cards right, Ed, we'll get back in after the 2029 election with a razor-thin majority and be sadly - tragically! - unable to fulfill any of the vague promises I've been wheeled out to blather about today."

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cloth gown gridlock @rosyrhapsody.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In Japan they don't call it a train of thought, it's the Thinkansen

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