Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 13mSo is it finally okay for me to use my all-time-spectacularly-inappropriate 10-letter slur against Trump and his cronies? 000
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Rewatching Dr Stranglove for my Film Studies class is not my idea of a good time. 000
Reposted by Joe HassThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026Americans Take Day Off From Looking For Work theonion.com/americans-take-day-off… 243008526
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I *loved* Coyote vs Acme! It was a delightful film, and I am glad it saw the light of day! 010
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026DAMNIT!!!youtu.beTim Curry's Best Moments from Clue – Comedic GeniusYouTube video by Clue Doc 000
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026:(youtu.beDolly Parton - Here You Come Again (Official Audio)YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO 000
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Amplifying this great Charlotte Clymer essay after the NYT published the kind of claptrap they've become known for. As someone who has cut off contact with one of his parents, if someone told me that it was *me* who needed to try harder, I'd kindly tell them to fuck off.substack.comSometimes, Cutting Off Parents is the AnswerAnd we should honor that. 000
Reposted by Joe Hasss. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 12/08/2026No matter how many times you sneakily re-enable the AI 'features' I repeatedly turned off and did not consent to, I WILL ferret through my settings to turn them off again, but this DOES feel a lot like a guy trying to get my number at the bar who will not take no for an answer. 128360
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Via @moryan.bsky.social via @runwithskizzers.bsky.social, a friendly reminder: JK Rowling is a transphobic bigot.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 5399161
Reposted by Joe HassGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 04/08/2026You could grow a spine and do your damn jobs. 781154033523
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT BIG MAKE OUT WANTS TO DO TO THE YOUTH.theonion.comSmall Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out ConglomerateFREDERICKTOWN, MO—In a move many residents of this tight-knit community say jeopardizes the beloved scenic hideaway, a multinational make-out conglomerate announced Tuesday that it had purchased the s... 010
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I look forward to my trip tomorrow to the dirty part of Chicago known as Wrigleyville. Who knows what evils I might encounter?!? Please pray for my safety. 010
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The mark of the gifted child never washes off once it's on you, even if no one knows but you and your mom.nymag.comThe Mirage of the Gifted ChildCritics say the systems we use to educate the brightest kids are flawed and exclusionary. What if it’s the very premise of giftedness that’s faulty? 020
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Fuck this eugenics-worshipping asshole to the deepest part of Hell.motherjones.comRFK Jr. will oversee disability education policyThe dismantling of the Department of Education continues apace. 120
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Is there no job for the UX professional who knows all the lyrics to the 1968 Jeannie C. Riley classic "Harper Valley PTA"? 010
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Giving $1.5 billion of taxpayer money to the Halas Family is insane when they have an absolutely acceptable stadium right now.chicago.suntimes.comBenefits of Bears’ megaproject bill ‘murky’ at best for Illinois taxpayers: Cook County treasurer analysisTreasurer Maria Pappas' office estimates legislation under consideration in Springfield would save the Bears some $1.5 billion that would otherwise go to local taxing bodies. 000
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Yeah! Who the fuck needs a perfectly usable product anyway? 000
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Think of the biggest asshole in your life. Now double it.thestranger.comLaurelhurst Community Council Isn’t Sure Helicopters Need to Land Sick Kids at the Hospital - The StrangerThis, the affluent North Seattle neighborhood will tell helicopters are quite the nuisance. Such a nuisance that a neighborhood group wanted to make sure the hospital wasn't landing flights on the hel... 000
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026My "O Canada" story: I had just moved to OKC, and took in a ballgame in their AAA park against Vancouver. So they played "O Canada". I knew the words, so I sang along. The looks I got, you'd have thought I was wearing a "Death To America" T-shirt. Yeah: I should've moved back right then and there.theguardian.comThousands of US hockey fans sing Canadian anthem amid tensions between neighbor countriesFans in Buffalo, only a few miles from Ontario, filled the silence when a microphone cut out at the start of a match 010
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Brian Beuther has the appropriate take from Saturday's event (and I ain't talking the end of the Cubs winning streak).open.substack.comDo Not Authorize The F@cking BallroomA message to frontline Democrats. 000
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 24/04/2026To the person trying to buy nine tickets and have them held at the door: this is a middle school theater production, not the Winter Garden! 010
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The fucked up math *ALWAYS* makes me want to chuck whatever device I'm using across the room when I see it. 010
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Zohran Mamdani continues streak of reading rooms perfectly.thecut.comZohran Mamdani and Rama Duwaji Are Skipping the Met GalaCan you guess why? 030
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I think I've said it before: if anyone wants to explain to me why @petridishes.bsky.social doesn't have a Pulitzer, I'll be a most attentive audience. 010
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 16/04/2026As a suspended/lapsed/non-going Catholic, this is accurate.theguardian.comI thought hell would freeze over before I agreed with the pope. But in a world riven by cruelty, that day has finally comeIt’s a relief to see the pontiff decrying brutality, because it seems most current world leaders lack the necessary spine 010
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 09/04/2026"The best way to be authentic is to (taps heart) talk from here." - Jim Nantz #themasters 010
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Matthew this morning: "Can you go to this?" while handing me a sheet of paper. It's for the 8th grade trip to DC. Gulp. 010
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This was an awesome flashback. share.google/JcJhepxsEOes...share.googleThe Best Music Performances From "Late Night" | David LettermanEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. 010
Reposted by Joe HassMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026NYT quoting AOC when she says “um”: This dumb girl can’t talk NYT quoting Trump after sticking a fork up his nose into his brain and rambling about sharpie pens: Doth thine lion howl with instincts known not learned by man, or sound his sonorous roar as prophecy to gaze back upon history itself? 352551564
Reposted by Joe HassMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Last month the NYT said AOC "struggled" to give an answer on Taiwan and quoted her with "uhs" and "ums" to make her look stupid Yesterday talking about Hormuz Trump claimed he's heard from "numerous countries" and said "uh" four times. The NYT deleted the "uhs" and paraphrased him to look smarter: 180101473372
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Working the polls today. Everything was ready with 15 minutes to spare. This is terrifyingly good. 010
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Telling a candidate going door-to-door that you voted for the other guy: awkward! 010
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026This goes exactly as well as you think it will.theatlantic.comMy Year as a Degenerate Sports GamblerPractically overnight, America made wagering on a game as frictionless as checking the weather. I was determined to understand the consequences—for my country, and for myself. 020
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 20/02/2026YOU CAN'T STOP DYLAN LARKIN: YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN HIM!!! 010
Reposted by Joe HassInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder" 082282493
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 05/02/2026How the hell did I end up in a digital queue for Disney products at 5:45 in the morning? Oh, right: Kermit. 010
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 21/01/2026ATTENTION SONDHEIM FANS!!!!! "Merrily We Roll Along", the 2024 Tony-winning revival, is now available on your choice of VOD platforms. As I have said for a long time, it is well worth the $14.99. Spend your money now and avoid the Valentine's Day rush! 010
Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of manic depression combined with suicidal thoughts!!! 020