iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 7h

suggested brewers batting order 1. Frelick 2. Licksisgonnacostyou

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours

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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pete Hegseth was a DUI hire.

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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Open casket funeral? I don’t even want people looking at me when I’m alive

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The racist thing. The most racist thing he can think of is “the kind of thing Trump likes to do.”

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Joe Freeman @joefreeman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The standard booster argument for why we have to put up with AI agents hacking into health data, is that if they eventually manage to create a robot God, and in its benevolence it decides not to slaughter us all, then it might, potentially, cure all disease for premium subscribers.

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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my dad was a gifted sports writer with a focus on player story, team history, and game strategy, and i firmly believe that the pivot to emphasis on greasy predatory gambling apps would kill him a second time

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rozident evil @diseasehaver.northsky.social · 24/09/2026

remember when there was a guy named reince priebus

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

found a new type of guy

r/AmItheAsshole
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u/IntrusiveGas • 6h
AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I

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American Cinematheque @amcinematheque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Friday’s First Quarter moon above Los Feliz 3 🌓

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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got

Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And I would eat 500 tortillas And I would eat 500 more Just to be the body they said interesting things about at the morgue

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is the bird KID: can you please repeat that JUDGE: have you not heard? The word is the bird KID: ba-ba-ba ooma mow mow, ba-ba ooma mow mow JUDGE: correct

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

[David Attenborough voice] and now you see the human in its natural habitat scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, a repetitive behavior they seem to both love and hate at the same time

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Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 22/09/2026

🔭 Chance Triple Alignment: Plane, Space Station, Sun Image Credit & Copyright: Petr Horalek / Inst. Physics Opava ap260922

An image of the Sun is shown with several dark
silhouettes superposed. On the upper right is an
airplane, on the right is the International Space
Station, and across the Sun are several sunspots.
Please see the explanation for more detailed information.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

When does everyone start Kung Fu loving instead?

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✨Sheila✨ @sheshe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Make a band edible: Mozzarella Styx

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Jeff McMahon @jeffmcmahon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

POV: You are receiving oral sex from a deer.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Friend: Where do you stand on this election? Me: In line at the liquor store.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is “rabbit” ELMER FUDD: oh no

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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Democrats don’t hate Christians….

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Jenny - Records/Vintage Trading Cards @jennifer-jenny777.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Believe it or not, this is happening in front of our shop right now at 5th and Spring St. downtown LA.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/08/2026

hey just making sure everyone knows tom hardy put out a rap album where he does the “"now is the winter of our discontent” monologue from richard III in the bane voice on one of the tracks. okay have a good weekend

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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

So far the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Traded to the Angels is how I want my death announced

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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I'm Jordan Peterson I'm Nick Fuentes I'm Ross Douthat AND I'M SKELETOR HEEHEE HAHA HAHA! These stories and more tonight on 60 Minutes

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 27/07/2026

PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that this phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.

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Southlander @southlander.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Cover of Fugazi’s 1990 album Repeater + 3 Songs, which, within the letters of FUGAZI REPEATER in all caps on an otherwise white background, shows a black and white photo of a shirtless man wearing jeans face down on a stage with microphone stand lying across his leg.

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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 25/07/2026

Nope. No, you haven’t.

r/WritingWithAl
u/Dazzling-Major-5620 • 13h
ChatGPT not letting you emulate specific authors anymore
Prompting
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I've been writing my book for several months now, paid for a more advanced model. Took a break. Came back.
Now Ms. GPT says she can't generate content in the style of specific authors. My prompts were soooo specific and I got exactly what I wanted out of them. For example,
'rewrite in the literary style of 'author here' with abundant dialogue and detail avoiding staccato prose. That was my go-to. Or 'please write and flesh out in the style of
'author' etc. they tightened the ropes. I have no idea how to get around this other than maybe feed it prose I already edited that's technically mine? Fuck.
& Locked post. New comments cannot be posted.

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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

these Young Male Christians should form some sort of Association, then they could offer services beyond gymnasiums and shower facilities, such as short-term lodging at which it might be fun to stay

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I don’t get why so many of you think our president is in mental decline, all he’s doing is imposing new taxes on you, because he thinks he’s punishing Canada, for being on fire

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Who dares eat the sidewalk planter corn? A feast awaits the bold.

A couple of full ass cornstalks planted in a little sidewalk planter thing.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I need to get this put on a tshirt I’ve never felt so well defined

A picture from a letter from Historic Houses; it says “Handsome, huge and occasionally haunted”

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Sick of my turtles kicking the shit out of me and eating all of my pizza

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

the two outfits for men

A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a button-up shirt and tan pants.

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

you draw up that ad for amtrak? sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked

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Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Oh no.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Years ago on the bird site I speculated/half-joked that When It Happens they just won’t admit it and the media will be too afraid to report it and was told that I was crazy but I dunno, friends, I dunno.

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