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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This is what every reform politician looks like to me.
Three earthworms wearing hats and with manky long black hair and obnoxious grins and human faces. They are an illustration by Jamie Muir for Sally Muir’s short story “Gregory”, featured in the children’s anthology “Frank and Polly Muir’s Big Dipper”, a real tour de force for the family Muir.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 58m
Nic Cage in one of them treasure films. He’s saying “I’m going to steal the kemi badenoch buzzball”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1h
Arthur Lowe as Captain Mainwaring in the end credits of Dad’s Army but his face has been replaced with that of Captain AmericaThe same deal as the last one but this is John Le Mesurier as Sgt. Wilson but with the face of Tony StarkAgain, very similar, now Thor’s face on John LaurieAnd finally who better to represent the conscientious objector medic and all round lovely character played by Arnold Ridley than the Incredible Hulk.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 2h
I very much regret the pizza I chose from the shop it is incredibly boring.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 5h
Fun fact, téte de moine is cockney french (or “Coquené) for “my head”.
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 11h
It's the incel human resources meme. Instead the handsome man is Andy Burnham saying better things are possible, and the other man is Jeremy corbyn saying better things are possible. Ian dunt is saying awful you're sweet to Burnham I'm calling human resources on Jeremy
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 10h
also, c’mon people, the little square icon on the bottom right of uploaded pics copies image text for you, it takes two extra seconds to then paste it into the alt window
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Ben McKenna @benmckenna.bsky.social · 10h
A google maps screen showing how far Dover is from RAF Airstrip One
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Auld Bendy @auldbendy.bsky.social · 10h
People with diagnosed dementia, who don't know where they are shouldn't be in prison. What risk are these people now to society? There's a better option than this.
Care homes behind bars - coping with an aging prison population.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 11h
Unfortunately these have to come from Texas because it seems everybody in the uk either has too much taste to buy white jeans OR love their white jeans so much they’d never dream of selling them on vinted.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 11h
I normally only have my mocha on a Thursday as a treat but I feel poorly and down in the dumps today so I’ve got one to cheer myself up a bit.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 12h
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 11h
Snap polling also "found" that the public supported winter fuel payments being cut, but that turned around when people actually realised what it meant, so take that YouGov poll - much like all other YouGov polls - with less a grain of salt and more one of those himalayan salt lamps
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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 13h
Reminder that my new album MAKE THIS OUR OWN is out on Friday, and any plagiarism found therein is *not* the result of AI usage but just good old fashioned theft, thank you
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 21h
BBC News: “how did the RAF Fairford incident go from ‘suspected bomb plot’ to police bail”The title card from Adam Curtis’ documentary series The Power of Nightmares. “Adam Curtis explores how the illusory threat of a hidden network of terror has come to dominate global politics.”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 21h
Just had the last samosa from the fridge and now suffer the infinite distress (want more samosa)
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 23h
Keep seeing posts on Facebook and Insta about the incredible billion dollar box office the Michael Jackson biopic achieved and the tone is "case closed😎" like he can't possibly have been a child rapist coz his hagiographic fluff piece made a bunch of money.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*turns to camera* Introducing the new Motorola pebl oh and also it’s 2006 or so.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not in that photo that’s for sure
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 29/09/2026
I'm a big believer in judging politicians,—and people generally but especially politicians—on what they do rather than what they say. Burnham said a lot of potentially encouraging stuff. What he's *done* recently is hid from the press while a fascist militia blockaded a port and attacked the RNLI.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wes Streeting sobbing down the phone to the cops “GO AND LOOK AGAIN AND FIND THEM THIS TIME”
BBC News: “‘Quantity of petrol’ but no explosives found in three vehicles near RAF Fairford”
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Ben McKenna @benmckenna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, that'll happen with motor vehicles.
No explosive devices found,
counter terror police say -
but quantity of petrol
recovered
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YES LEAVE ME ALONE
Some fucking promotional email from Halfords trying to get me to accidentally spend a load of money again
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vicky 🌻 @crowwkui.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
fem bane anyone? plus little vengeance and bats :D
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Halfords keep emailing me telling me to book my MOT. If only I hadn’t already booked my MOT. With Halfords.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the Wikipedia page for Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code, under the ’Literary reception’ heading, there are subheads for both ‘Negative’ and ‘Disparaging’
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“This country stood up to fascism until it was time to stop.”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hahahahahahahaha yeah fuck off
A screenshot from plane spotting app Skycards, showing a Rockwell B-1 Lancer strategic bomber flying very much away from RAF Fairford and presumably back to the soft bosomy embrace of America where it’ll be safe from diesel thieves.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Being in rude health means when you’re healthy even though your doctor keeps insisting that you must not be because youre fat or whatever and are therefore hurting the doctros feelings
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
He just like me fr
A tub or something that says “guaranteed to contain nothing but the pure sweet fat of the hog”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Civ V poasting will never die
The mad men “I don’t think about you at all” but the guy in the first frame is saying “I’ve had enough of you. I’ve told the other leaders of the world that working with you is a mistake. (They have publicly denounced us! NOTE: You are not at war.) and the bottom panel says “Very well”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what my dna looks like under a very strong microscope
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is really interesting; I’ve got a couple more days of this left but I’m enjoying it a lot.
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Good Old Claire @illusclaire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Disagree; reward is self-respect. It is very valuable. I want every man to achieve this
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“BRAIN! BLOOD! HEART!” Sounds like an inspirational if worryingly right wing chant some yank might shout at the beginning of a sporting event; but it sounds less impressive when it’s the answer to the question “what are your pills for Jim”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Waking as though from a terrible dream to find yourself in 1998, face to face with this screen
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“It is what it is” isn’t a good indicator of when people are really struggling. The most reliable signifier of distress is when someone says they’re “living the dream”.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I once dreamed up a song and suddenly awoke, convinced it would make me my billions, and wrote it down. The next morning I could remember the tune, which was from a song that already existed, and the entirety of the lyrics I had written down were: “Put it on. Put on your duck down jacket.”
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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Woke up with the absolute certainty of the genius of the idea that Chartres tourist office should produce a tshirt with the motto “I CHARTRES-ED”. My brain, instead of processing my life into usable chunks of understanding, is using its downtime for this?
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine feeling the need to go on the electric television and embarrass yourself like this.
“RAF Fairford incident involves ‘foreign actor’, says Rubio, as some evacuated residents return home” and then there’s  a picture of some guy that might be this Rubio they’re talking about but honestly I’ve not idea. There’s also a picture of a cop with a gun and a balaclava to hide the enormous smile on his face that he’s getting to play guns at work.
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I look around the world and see what other countries can afford, look at our wealth compared to theirs, and only one conclusion can be drawn: when they say they can't afford things here they are lying, and they are unwilling to make necessary changes. Fuck all of them.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was such a great look
Britta from Community in revolutionary mode, wearing a beret and with mustard smeared on her face to make herself more relatable.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“You have to drink tea in Yorkshire it’s the law” reaching “only in New York baybee” levels recently
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Usually when they change the colour of my pills it makes them worse but look at this lovely red and white combo
Four pills in a little pot. One is white, one is brick red, one is pale yellow and the other is a red and white capsule
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And he decides who to free and who to blame
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Kade Peregrine @kadeperegrine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Per my repost about it being spooky food season and to avoid anything containing activated charcoal if you're on oral medication, it's also spooky vegetable season and you can have a lot of good safe fun discovering niche cultivars that come in exciting colours.
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