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Chris No Not That Chris

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Recovering gifted and talented kid | Everything I know is non-monetizable | In the corn part of Illinois | слава Україні 🇺🇦

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Megan E. Human * free Link @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 3h
Cause every smug asshole just LOOOOOOVES that "they just want to endlessly critique power" quote here's the thing Unless we live in a god damn Utopia you SHOULD be critiquing power. Hope this helps, know it won't ^_^
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 4h
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 4h
So that's why I'm hearing Simon & Garfunkel.
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 5h
"Trans people only get rights if they live in safe blue congressional districts" is an openly segregationist stance and I'm sick of anyone pretending otherwise.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 7h
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-take-trumps…
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We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
Almost every day, the establishment seems to get it wrong trying to use Donald Trump’s words to paint him as a dire threat to our democracy. What so many fail to see—and what his supporters have long ...
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm sorry but last time I checked this was a free country.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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Dave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
10/6/26 Chicagoland ICE activity update: Rapid responders report ICE has been heavily active in Rockford, IL since at least ~7:20 a.m. Reports of at least 2 detainments, maybe more. Rockford rapid responders last put out an ICE activity alert ~45 min. ago; it's unclear if ICE is still in the area.
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The Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com · 06/10/2026
⚡️Poland to deploy Patriots near Ukrainian border, announces $26 billion civil defense plan Defense Minister Wladyslaw Kosiniak-Kamysz said the Patriot batteries are meant to reassure the residents of the Lublin region and protect Lublin airport and its air traffic, Polish Radio reported.
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Poland to deploy Patriots near Ukrainian border, announces $26 billion civil defense plan
The money will be spent on shelters, equipment, rescue bases, stocpiles, and secure water and energy supplies in case of natural disasters and war, according to Prime Minister Donald Tusk.
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org and @hourlypeepshow.bagpuss.org post sync.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"De-Trumpification" has to be one of the top agenda items if Dems win power. All the lawlessness and every last one of his efforts to turn DC into an imperial capital should be undone.
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Exactly what it's like growing up in Iowa.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What a way to find out the Bolsenaro family is basically the Brazilian version of the Hemsworths.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/10/2026
"Your cell contains a sleeping pod, a tube of infinite Chicken Wingz, and a relaxing BubbleStation game console that, incidentally, helps us create more apps as you play. For every algorithm you complete on your BubbleStation, you’ll receive two delicious Wingz." buff.ly/IPg2YSB
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Our Open-Plan Office Failed, So We’re Moving to a Towering Panopticon
“The panopticon is absolutely not a fad. It is an idea whose time in the tech world has come.” Feb 21, 2022 9/17/23 9/24/24
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here's hoping giving out $800,000 of tax breaks per job is worth it. iowacapitaldispatch.com/2026/10/02/i...
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Gov. Kim Reynolds signs law allowing $1.4B in tax incentives for steel mill project • Iowa Capital Dispatch
Iowa lawmakers approved legislation in a special session to increase tax incentives for a steel mill project planned in southeast Iowa.
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The Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com · 05/10/2026
⚡Dozens detained at authorized Communist Party rally after chants of 'Down with the Tsar'. Moscow police detained about 60 people at an authorized Communist Party rally on Oct. 4 after participants began chanting anti-Kremlin slogans, according to the party and Russian rights group OVD-Info.
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Dozens detained at authorized Communist Party rally after chants of 'Down with the Tsar'
The event had been authorized by Moscow authorities, but detentions reportedly intensified as the rally was ending and participants shifted toward more directly anti-Kremlin slogans.
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SEIU_ORG @seiu.org · 01/10/2026
Reminder: Workers form unions and negotiate collective bargaining agreements to make sure employers keep their promises to workers and the communities they serve.
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Judge orders Bureau of Prisons to restore its union's collective bargaining agreement
A federal judge on Tuesday ordered the Bureau of Prisons to reinstate a collective bargaining agreement with the agency's union after the bureau's director abruptly terminated it last year.
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Hourly Peep Show @hourlypeepshow.bagpuss.org · 01/10/2026
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S08E04 Big Mad Andy 16 December 2012
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/10/2026
"I’m just thinking out loud here, but maybe a political party that has dedicated the last forty years to taking away women’s rights could also give some thought to how to protect girls and women after they’re born?" buff.ly/K3eqEvg
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How Could Such a Thing Still Happen in a Country with a Frat Boy Supreme Court Justice?
“I’m just thinking out loud here, but maybe a political party that has dedicated the last forty years to taking away women’s rights could also give some thou...
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Hourly Peep Show @hourlypeepshow.bagpuss.org · 01/10/2026
Come on, Jez, I'm feeling very tense, and nervous, and unhappy,
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S04E06 Wedding 18 May 2007
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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The Gazette @thegazette.com · 01/10/2026
Hundreds rally for Iowa City mother detained by ICE: ‘I want my sister back now’
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Hundreds rally for Iowa City mother detained by ICE: ‘I want my sister back now’
Fatou Traore, 43, was detained by ICE on her way to work at the University of Iowa on Sept. 24. From the Ivory Coast, Traore has been told she’s being deported to Sierra Leone — a place she’s never been — leaving behind a husband and four sons.
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Screenshot from the TV series Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. Garth Marenghi, in his signature black leather duster coat is speaking to the camera. The caption reads "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards."
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 30/09/2026
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rahm Emanuel is the perfect product of the modern moderate wing of the Democratic Party that is selling consignment to an age of managed decline and nothing more. For them (and for you), right now is as good as it's ever going to be again.
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you hear the lame platitude about Democrats needing to abandon the "Groups" to win elections in places like Iowa, point to Kentucky.
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know numerous women who became stay-at-home moms because the cost of childcare was more than what they would have made working. But, sure, tell me again how this is a problem of the urbane Trader Joe's liberal class. 🙄
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An announcement of a huge economic shot in the arm to a downtrodden part of a state fast slipping through the Republican parties' clenched fist. Weeks before the election. Iowa, you're getting boondoggled. So. Hard. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
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Trump unveils plans for a $15 billion steel mill in Iowa
Mesabi Metallics, which is building the plant, aims to start production in 2030, a White House official said.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 27/09/2026
half-formed and hell-bent on dragging us back into the Stone Age.
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S01E04 The Apes of Wrath 19 February 2004
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SEIU_ORG @seiu.org · 29/09/2026
Congrats to Cleveland Orchestra musicians who went ON STRIKE and won a new three-year contract that includes higher wages and better working conditions! Once again, collective action works 👏🏼👏🏾👏🏿
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Strike at Cleveland Orchestra Ends as Musicians Agree to a Deal
What was the second recent strike at a prestigious music institution had jeopardized a European tour. But “the musicians are packing their trunks,” one union rep said.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there should be a name for that consultant stink that dems get about them, the miasma of bad of advice, ill-considered knee-jerk centrism in the face of actual fascism, the reek of cowardice that only comes from abysmal advice
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 28/09/2026
But an increasing proportion of arrests have been made by local law enforcement in partnership with ICE, via 287(g) agreements. In many regions, it can be difficult to know when local officers are conducting routine policework or immigration enforcement. In many cases, they are doing both.
A chart showing immigration arrests by local police, which have increased steadily since ICE's new enforcement strategy began in April 2026, reaching its highest amount above 200 arrests per day in late June 2026.
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River Ranch Dog @riverranchdog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We saw a record two-mile-long line of cars at our food bank in rural Oklahoma last week.
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Nick Benson @ottergoose.net · 28/09/2026
Now *this* is some amazing kitsch political messaging.
A big foot holds a sign about missing Pete Stauber.
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Roger Parloff @rparloff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When Trump launched “the largest deportation operation in the history of our country” without ICE facilities to accommodate it, inhumane overcrowding was inevitable. Judge Kaplan’s 9/24 ruling shows the results. Diagrams simulating a NYC holding cell in Aug 2025 look like slave ships. 1/5
Hold Room 1(820.78 sq. ft.)
With 87 people
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Lying Down/Sitting
Diagram showing the largest tenth-floor hold room containing eighty-seven detainees in which each rectangle represents one lying-down detainee with the average height and shoulder width of an adult man and each circle represents one sitting-down detainee with the average shoulder width of an adult man. PX303, Ex. 1.
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SEIU_ORG @seiu.org · 26/09/2026
Solidarity with Cleveland Orchestra musicians who are on strike as of midnight! Speaking of the power of the strike, the San Francisco Opera & Orchestra strike, which caused cancelled shows, resulted in a labor contract that ensured better pay. Workers are coming together win #MoneyPowerRespect! 💪🏿💪🏽💪🏻
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Cleveland Orchestra Players Walk Out, Forcing Cancellation of Performances
The strike, which began early Friday, is the latest labor action to unsettle classical music at a time of financial turmoil and uncertainty.
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I dunno, can we both lament the carnage of woke cancel culture while simultaneously institutionalizing cancel culture for profit? Legacy media: just watch me.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New AI So Realistic It Craves Death as Much as Workers It Replaced thehardtimes.net/culture/new-...
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New AI So Realistic It Craves Death as Much as Workers It Replaced
SAN FRANCISCO — A newly debuted artificial intelligence from AI firm Misanthropic is already performing human work with sophistication previously believed impossible,... Continue this tale
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We just want healthcare.
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is like the NAACP endorsing Strom Thurmond.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump don't got the juice. "Trump’s endorsement is now only listed in a rolling banner of conservative endorsements from others" amp.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
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Byron Donalds strips Trump references from his campaign website
The Republican gubernatorial candidate stopped emphasizing his endorsement from Donald Trump as the president’s approval ratings plummet.
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Justice Forward VA @justicefwdva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BIG & BREAKING: Harrisonburg, VA City Council voted UNANIMOUSLY to pass an ordinance to BAN ALL stationary ALPRs—the first locality in the state to prohibit the mass surveillance cameras!!! Salute to the incredible community of people at Deflock Hburg who made this happen! #VALeg
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Trump Proposes Installation Of Sniper Nest Atop Barron theonion.com/trump-proposes-install…
Trump Proposes Installation Of Sniper Nest Atop Barron
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FYI: if you're old enough that your safe word is 'Hoobastank', do your stretches first.
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Chris No Not That Chris @chrismacandcheese.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Welcome to the modern American economy, where the rules are made up and the points don't matter.
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