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phil @philjamesson.com · 19/05/2026

doctor on TV: RSV stands for- me: Ranked Soice Voting doctor on TV: no. it means- me: Ranked Soice Voting doctor on TV: shut up. let me finish me: no. (turns tv off) doctor standing behind me: very good. you’ve passed the test. it does stand for Ranked Soice Voting. here is your medical degree

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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026

Mr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence

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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026

AI has lost the Mandate of Heaven I’m afraid. WSJ saying it’s a “when” the ai bubble bursts. SNL dabbing on their biggest names for being weird. FT says 50% of chips sold in 2026 and 2027 have nowhere to go. Hundreds of billions short on revenue for even 10% ROIC. A disaster.

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Guy who is obviously on drugs: I built a supercomputer that is God and now I need subsidies

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

fox news declares driving is "gay" amid oil crisis

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

me: i think cell C12 is missing the formula for the rest of that column ai agent: it sure is you clever bitch. have you been taking genius pills

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Carapanã @carapanarana.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

TLDR: injeção de grana do Vale do Incelício.

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026

Rationalism rocks. Love any philosophy that tells me: 1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm 2) There is an infinite quantity of future people 3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the greatest president on climate change in history and all y’all do is complain

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

you can destroy the world with a random number generator if you hook it up to the nukes, but you need a guy to do that. sans human interaction language models do nothing. they cannot think. they're not getting any closer to thought. they never will

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Cartoon of two identical castle towns on opposite sides of a river, which are at war, labeled our robust business model VS their unsustainable silliness. On the left various things are labeled our profitable expansion, our scaling to meet real demand, our huge addressable market, our visionary founder. On the right the same things are labeled their reckless spending, their crazy amounts of compute, their lack of customers, their foolish hype man.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026

Read The Onion to a girl. Become a member at membership.theonion.com.

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chris bell @christopherbell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

ten years ago the worst man you knew was binge watching something called "Archer"

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture.

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spidery rock (stupid) @sorcafa.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The collective noun for a group of Blue Dog Democrats is a moron.

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juandinner.bsky.social @juandinner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I have never seen Dan Hanan be correct about anything. Hes like an inverted Cassandra. He has the gift of foreshite. You could navigate the wilderness by asking Dan Hanan where to go and then walking in the other direction.

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Samuel @samuel.fm · 20/08/2026

“spreadsheet people”

Insult deflection meme. Bullet bounces off of “finance bros who don’t care” and hits “eve online players”

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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 19/08/2026

yes I am

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Infuriating watching fake news media call her Trump’s “diaper nurse.” She’s an accredited Diarrhea Doula.

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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom woke protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom woke binds but does not protect.

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spidery rock (stupid) @sorcafa.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Appearing puzzled that there are still bicycle helmet truthers in 2026 and then nodding in satisfaction when I remember that acting on said belief causes brain damage

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

as a democrat, it makes me sick to see american citizens killed by ICE without their families getting some kind of end of year tax credit to allay their suffering

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Actually, one more - I feel like I should say this directly, so here goes. In the 90s and 00s, the groups I remember pursuing this strategy (hyperpublicize mugshots, Black crime statistics, etc) were Stormfront, the Klan, etc. Now it's the New York Times and the Telegraph. That is the story here.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

A janitor made a grisly discovery today when from a locker flopped the cold body of TV funnyman Young Sheldon. "Well, I said 'bazinga' of course," but there was no laughter. "That's when I knew this wasn't funny." Sheldon, via press release, says he is "perfectly fine" and a "totally separate guy."

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Most industries are only profitable because they've handed their real costs to the people. If you price the external environmental and social harms, and the cost of remediation of those harms, the business models collapse. This is true across almost all industry at a scale you can hardly imagine.

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

You don’t have to like this guy‘s politics to recognize that everyone who has insisted for decades that The Issues are almost all too complicated and too nuanced to explain to voters let alone address was lying to you.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

in the united states getting a woman to dress up as princess peach and step on you like you're grapes and she's making wine has been outlawed. with an exception for one night a year

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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

A puppy trying to learn basic computer skills the day before a job interview so that his actual skills match what he put on his resume.

A painting of a dog in its room sitting in front of a computer in a very messy room

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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The best Australianism of Big Walk is the rude AFL kick you can give to everything

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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

did you hear about trumps latest executive order…yeah he asked for a Big Mac and fries lol (jumping out the drivers side door on the freeway)

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spidery rock (stupid) @sorcafa.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

"Vote Blue no matter who" mfs the moment a Democrat opposes genocide:

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

RIGHT: we're poisoning society to death so it can be replaced with one that exists only to enable our violent fantasies LEFT: we must strengthen society by expanding social services and expelling those who seek to kill it CENTER: so... the right gets what? nothing?? come on. let em kill it a little

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