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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎

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And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common. // james// he/him

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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
whenever someone posts something that clearly isnt for me i assume its a mistake and helpfully comment to let them know
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/10/2026
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Greatest myth in modern political discourse is that partisan division is a result of ideological bubbles. This isn’t the case! Conservatives have dominated every aspect of our society for 40+ years. We know exactly what they believe because we live with the consequences bsky.app/profile/gaiu...
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just completed something in half hour that I've been dreading for months please clap
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why isn't anyone talking about how depression can cause memory loss??
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Iowa isn't real it was made up as a metaphor
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A lot of online discourse can be avoided by being able to admit the media you like is kind of dogshit but it's ok to like stuff that sucks.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need a physical copy of Dresden Files Accelerated RPG so bad it's unreal
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maxine Waters please finish the job
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If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information.
And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy
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Let's see if anyone has the "balls" to name this Jane Doe so we can all evaluate her veracity, and that of her lawyers, since her lawsuit didn't hesitate to name & shame 7 of her peers as gang-rapists.
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feeb | yuritober!! @magicmooshka.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI
recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best.

It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence relies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No not really
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh ok then
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so funny to call yourself a Rationalist and everything you believe is fake and stupid and insane as hell
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nobody ever talks about how depression can cause memory loss
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ustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
White people be like "howdy my name's Taylor Sheridan"
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Thomas Jerome @thomasjerome.com · 28/09/2026
Today I learned that this site's key demographic is People Who Get To Wear Headphones All Day At Work, and are thus unfamiliar with the phenomenon of "coworker music"
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*inflicts you with numerous status ailments*
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm going to work at the Umbrella Corp to change it from the inside
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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jug-hooting yokel @limusrex.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
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Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can’t just keep calling it the Burgerreich 😭 The US:
Donald Trump stood in front of American flags, a McDonald’s arch. Text reads THE GOLDEN AGE
LOCALLY OWNED * NATIONALLY LOVED
MCDONALD'S IMPACT SUMMIT 2025
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't understand why nobody ever talks about the way depression can cause memory loss
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The thing you have to understand is, people who listen to top 40 are essentially not ensouled beings
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I touched the black goop from Prometheus I think I would probably be fine
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Oswiu☦️ @oswiu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What some folks really mean when they claim to have never heard Dopesmoker by Sleep
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm going to write my own version of this article but it's about the seminal 2006 post hardcore album The Always Open Mouth by Fear Before the March of Flames
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Nintendo DS Lewis ✝️ @blueberrymill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@constants, X.com, May 29, 2026:

Protestant with arm tattoos and a soul patch: you're about to hear a message about how gay people are going to hell and Harris is going to bring forth communism

Protestant with full robes and a censer: you're about to hear how Jesus is, if you think about it, trans
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[softheartedly reading to my demyelinated gender nonconforming blind child In 2037 after the great ronald mcdonald singularity] every Burger in america once had a soul . every baby cheeseburger was born with a flame that quietly danced within , possessing the capacity for love , and so too misery,
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need to go to Culver's so bad its unreal. unfortunately they do not build them in the Civilized parts of our country
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John @a8cfcd748320049.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oxygen is an essential element of life. Anti-Oxidant = kills the oxygen = that much closer to meeting Jesus 😇
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't really know what antioxidants are. I'll have to take you word for it on that one
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Ryan North Miller 🌻 @ryannorthmiller.com · 20/09/2026
I mean, didn't that music teacher or whatever kind of answer this question on a random web forum in 2018? crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
Frank Wilhoit 03.22.18 at 12:09 am

There is no such thing as liberalism — or progressivism, etc.

There is only conservatism. No other political philosophy actually exists; by the political analogue of Gresham’s Law, conservatism has driven every other idea out of circulation.

There might be, and should be, anti-conservatism; but it does not yet exist. What would it be? In order to answer that question, it is necessary and sufficient to characterize conservatism. Fortunately, this can be done very concisely.

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit:

There must be in-groups whom the law protectes but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time.

For millenia, conservatism had no name, because no other model of polity had ever been proposed. “The king can do no wrong.” In practice, this immunity was always extended to the king’s friends, however fungible a group they might have been. Today, we still have the king’s friends even where there is no king (dictator, etc.). Another way to look at this is that the king is a faction, rather than an individual.

As the core proposition of conservatism is indefensible if stated baldly, it has always been surrounded by an elaborate backwash of pseudophilosophy, amounting over time to millions of pages. All such is axiomatically dishonest and undeserving of serious scrutiny. Today, the accelerating de-education of humanity has reached a point where the market for pseudophilosophy is vanishing; it is, as The Kids Say These Days, tl;dr . All that is left is the core proposition itself — backed up, no longer by misdirection and sophistry, but by violence.

So this tells us what anti-conservatism must be: the proposition that the law cannot protect anyone unless it binds everyone, and cannot bind anyone unless it protects everyone.

Then the appearance arises that the task is to map “liberalism”, o…
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 21/09/2026
had a few things i needed to get off my chest ❤️
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Critical support for sam altman in the struggle against conservative ruraloids
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bogbean puppycat @methylphenidate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#StayPrayedUp
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who up praising they magic sky daddy ⁉️⁉️💒☝️💖🔥🔥🙏🙌
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tarig @tarig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i wonder if osama could ball
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Degrowth Donnie
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tarig @tarig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(bernie voice) Mistah Hitluh and I are concerned about AI safety
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is what david bently hart believes
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagining future digital archaeologists poring over boomer Facebook posts and attempting to use them to understand our culture and values the way we do tablets from the Library of Ashurbanipal
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Donald Trump I voted for you and I love you but we are not oil and gas
independent.We are having a hard time getting diesel fuel for the shrimp boats in alabama
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Irenic Bro @irenicbro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There is an esoteric truth buried in st*ncil thought that is absolutely essential to accept: that we are irredeemably stupid and would rather die than experience even a second of the life we inflict on everybody else. Unfortunately "vibecession" rings better than "sin darkens the intellect"
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think Trump 100% dosen't believe in God but I think he dosen't believe in God the same way an amoeba dosen't believe in God. I don't think he has any ability to conceptualize anything that doesn't effect him personally, which ironically is why despite his atheism he does believe he's going to hell
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's funny that buspar works really well for me as long as I choose to believe it does. Peter Pan ass drug. Doctors should start prescribing pixie dust next
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've started doing this new thing where I eat normal amounts of normal food 3 times a day to get the proper amount of nutrients and calories my body needs
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 15/09/2026
🚨 Jeremy Kaplowitz has officially dropped out of the Ed Sheeren tour.
I have made the difficult decision to withdraw myself from the worldwide Ed Sheeran "The Loop" tour due to his inability to denounce the ongoing genocide in Palestine.

Currently, I am secretly hidden in the wheels of his tour bus and was planning to infiltrate his arena show by claiming to be an opening act and performing 20-40 minutes of solo spoken word poetry, or as long as I could before being tackled to the ground by security. But I cannot stand by Ed anymore. 

I do not take this decision lightly. I know many (future) Jeremy Kaplowitz fans are going to be disappointed to not get to learn about my really awesome work, but I simply cannot abide by people who claim to "not wanna get political" when it's about murdering tens of thousands of people. Also I think he ruined that one Game of Thrones episode, which is even worse in retrospect, when you consider how few good ones we ultimately had left at that point.

To Ed, thank you for everything you have done so far to support me. You don't know who I am, but I was the one who kept stealing half of your sandwiches on the tour bus when you weren't looking and your manager kept saying you were "acting crazy." I hope you understand where I am coming from (think killing children is bad), even though you say it's icky to have to think about.

Free Palestine.
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