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ceej @ceej.online · 04/09/2025

malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yeah it's called "Philadelphia"

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time

Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:

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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 06/08/2026

My level of racism against the Dutch simply cannot keep up with reality

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jount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

the 2026 buisness owner

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/07/2026

Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time theonion.com/seagull-with-diarrhea-…

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/07/2026

lol imagine being a spanish fan tonight staying up all night to party, flying back home tomorrow, and then having to go back into the office 2-3 weeks from now

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

🎶 It’s been a long day, without you, my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again. 🎶

Fast and Furious “see you again” meme but with Pausa de Hidratación instead of Paul Walker

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Mobile Suit Golem @kpopncommunism.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Not the use of the word "detained" here to make it appear as though the settlers have some legal capacity to be doing this. If i ran up on a US Rep with a rifle and prevented them from leaving it would be, correctly, described as kidnapping; and doing so with political ends would be terrorism.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/06/2026

pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 17/06/2026

me at kickoff of every world cup game: oh this is nice to put on in the background, maybe the team with cool jerseys will win me 90 minutes later, literally every time:

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

DC resident, can confirm: for people pushing that narrative this map is more or less the funniest conceivable result

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

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Chris Shoeler @shoeler.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

If i was in the backrooms it would've gone down different I know that much

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Knicks fans, it’s hard to process a playoff loss after a long win streak, but take a deep breath this morning and repeat to yourself: - That WAS the series turning point - The Spurs WILL win three of the next four - The League DOES want Wemby as their new face - You CAN’T stop it

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

oldest guy in the picture is young jr.

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Chris Shoeler @shoeler.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

A Simpsons "Do It For Her" sign that I hang up at my desk at work but it's all pictures of cheesy gordita crunches

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CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I would ask many questions such as what is the destination, what are the abort points, what is our DV margin, what is the ECLSS flight legacy, will there be a toilet, does the toilet have flight legacy, are there any deltas between this and flown toilets, what preflight tests has the toilet passed,

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

spider-klan, spider-klan faked a cry cause he killed a man spins a web full of lies shouldn't say that i hope

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Chris Shoeler @shoeler.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Somehow not an Iran AI video making fun of us

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dan molloy @danmolloy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Just wanna post this

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Lethal injection sounds to people like its a medical process designed to spare the executed person from pain when its really a pseudo-medical sham designed to spare observers and onlookers from the reality of the violence they're committing.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

new sports graphic alert

a picture of Mike Vrabel looking frustrated with the word COUNSELING in dramatic letters beneath him

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Here's a pic from last month of the 80-year-old congressman who died in office today. Who could have seen this coming?

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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Most Americans: I’m going to die working this job 😞 Members of Congress: I’m going to die working this job! 😃

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Molly White @molly.wiki · 20/04/2026

ghoulish

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 01/04/2026

Rooting for the US men's soccer team is one of the weirdest and most humiliating experiences in sports fandom. Geopolitically you're a hated Goliath. Competitively you're David with no slingshot. The team's potential is not very high and somehow they still inevitably fail to live up to it.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

speak loudly and ask if you can borrow somebody else’s stick

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/03/2026

war_iran_final-blow_v1.pdf war_iran_final-final-blow-v2.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1).pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1) APPROVED.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL (1).pdf

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

The doctor treating Mbappe

30 Rock screenshot of Jack, Liz, and Dr. Spaceman:

“Couldn’t you just inject something right into his heart?”

“I’d love to, but we have no way of knowing where the heart is. See, every human is different”

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