Sign in

Haley

@sheshaspet.bsky.social
115 followers 137 following 71 posts

Hi, I'm Haley! 23, she/they, chronically ill, owner of a lovely pet snake

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Haley
random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#Garfield 30/05/1990 🐱
Garfield published on 30/05/1990
618082
Reposted by Haley
Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
50169125543
Reposted by Haley
Maxim Dvedenidov @pyrohgen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Being an adult is somehow being both the lab rat and the scientist running the experiment.
331846
Reposted by Haley
TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Classic Yam 🩵
81849354
Reposted by Haley
Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Clocky Women Infodumping" in the TMNT logo style
11563156
Reposted by Haley
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
493161541
Reposted by Haley
November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[opening a bank account] APP: hello we are your bank. please take a photo of yourself APP: great! now take another photo of yourself looking to the left APP: great! now one with your underwear pulled to the side APP: now record a 20 second video telling me I’ve been a naughty boy
836220
Reposted by Haley
cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
6968325
Reposted by Haley
Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
211300343
Reposted by Haley
Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
46100783654
Reposted by Haley
antlers @cervine.online · 21/09/2026
draft of drawing "My dog prevents coastal flood damage - I heart my concrete tetrapod" bumper sticker in vectors
1931141092
Reposted by Haley
Star Trek Shots @startrekshots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mark Allen Shepherd as Morn on the set of "Emissary", STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993)
Mark Allen Shepherd as Morn in his seat at Quark's (note the lack of replicator and generally unfinished look of the set) during production of "Emissary".

Morn originated as a sketch based on a bulldog which Makeup Supervisor Michael Westmore drew on the back of a shooting script. According to Westmore, the Morn mask underwent several revisions to fit alongside the franchise's aliens before it was approved by the producers: "Several heads were made for Morn to appear in DS9: 'Emissary'... some of the heads they felt were a little too far out, that they weren't quite STAR TREK."
950498
Reposted by Haley
The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
33131303844
Reposted by Haley
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my doctor looking at my bruised and scratched up arms: umm... do you feel safe at home? the person making me feel unsafe at home:
orange cat looking excited to bite me
623208247
Reposted by Haley
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A man asks Big Torso Frank "hey Big Torso Frank. Can I hurl myself against yout massive torso?" Big Torso Frank says "yeah, sure." The man flings himself back first into Frank. Frank easily absorbs the impact with a FUMP. The man FLOPs down and Big Torso Frank asks "so how was it?" The man, tearful, embraces Big Torso Frank and cries "I had never known peace before this moment." Big Torso Frank lovingly looks at him and says "lots of people react this way."
375368901
Reposted by Haley
DevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Now I'm thinking, programming is very bad for Health, Stomack and Life, however computer desire excellent programes.
0188
Reposted by Haley
Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
434253964
Reposted by Haley
Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti
332417349
Reposted by Haley
KZ @kzxcellent.live · 10/11/2025
I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
590513380
Reposted by Haley
Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
good post
reddit post, 0 upvotes, 1 comment
I JUST WAS CLICK BAIT VICTMIN
i'm devasted
1533
Reposted by Haley
shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the big AI danger is not companies suddenly inventing skynet - that's marketing rubbish, musk promising mars colonies by 2030 type stuff. the danger is companies claiming to have invented skynet and then putting what they actually have, a chatbot, in charge of stuff that's important
352965684
Reposted by Haley
Julia Kaye, lovergirl era @upandoutcomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
anyway, transgender for everybody
932843
Reposted by Haley
Julia Kaye, lovergirl era @upandoutcomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
post-op vaginal dilating??? 😨😱👻
402474390
Reposted by Haley
Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
101129293
Reposted by Haley
Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fuck my chud life.
161876301
Reposted by Haley
Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
6454711558
Reposted by Haley
The Squeaky Wheel @thesqueakywheel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nick Viagas on finding community...
041
Reposted by Haley
pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
wiarg 41
The primate gathers charred sticks from the fire pit and dumps them into the river. They clap their hands and return to their cave. Entering, they place a hand on the wall and notice they’ve left an ashy handprint. The primate (now with worm-in-a-rock god on their head) calls to the family, and leads the others down to their cave. The family reacts less excitedly to the hand print than the primate and worm-in-a-rock god are to show it off. Inside the cave, worm-in-a-rock god, the primate, and the family are gathered and sooty. They are looking at hand prints they each made on the wall.
27794162
Reposted by Haley
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
85116953922
Reposted by Haley
Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When Wario is flattened in Wario Land 3, a robot must remove the weight squashing him so that he can actually move. With a small setup, Wario can destroy the robot and still get squashed. With no one lifting the weight from him, Wario will remain flat and alone forever.
382104529
Reposted by Haley
Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 18/08/2026
I haven't seen the new spiderman movie yet but I'm seeing a lot of comics of spiderman with big boobs coming across my timeline and I'll just assume that's in the movie?
1014631
Reposted by Haley
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A man says "it's time to settle the score once and for all." He picks up a jar of pro biotics. He picks up a jar of anti-biotics. He consumes the entire contents of the jars by pouring them down his throat with a GARBL. He bears a look of extreme determination.
6158811206
Reposted by Haley
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s crazy that after thousands of years of human civilisation we still don’t know what causes solar eclipses
5775357
Reposted by Haley
Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i love seeing creative qr code designs, so i made this guide explaining what tricks you can (and can't!) do with qr codes while still keeping them very much readable have fun and make cool stuff!!
(ADVANCED) Guide to (not) fucking up qr codes
...while still making them look cool asf!
by Lyra Rebane

(1) Just have the QR code as-is, works the best!

(2) But leave some white padding, otherwise some scanners can't scan the code!

(3) Recolor the code using a light and dark color!

(4) But don't invert the colors, some scanners can't handle this.

Everything tested with: GrapheneOS, Samsung, iOS, Binary Eye

Page 1/4(1) Depending on the error correction you can cover up to 30% of the data in the QR code. This will make the QR harder to scan, but it should still work on all scanners.

(2) But this only applies to the data and ec (green). You can also cover one of the format info parts (yellow)

(3) Counter-intuitively, it also only applies to entire codewords (bytes) at once. Therefore you should make sure to never mess up over 30% of the codewords, even by a single pixel!

(4) For example, I added a sneaky one pixel thick worm onto this QR code, which makes it unscannable!

(5) But this QR code I added that chonky snake with a pride scarf onto remains perfectly readable!

Page 2/4(1) To scan QR codes, scanners will first find the three locators (blue) and then use the zebras (red) to create a grid over the code.

(2) This means that you can stretch, skew, or rotate your codes because the grid still stays intact!
Don't go too overboard with this, as some scanners can't handle extreme transformations.
Pretty much just make sure that straight lines can still be drawn!

(3) However, transformations that don't retain the grid - such as bends - can make the QR code unreadable. Keep this in mind when putting your QR codes on curved real world objects, such as posts and pipes.

(4) If you need to draw curved lines for a grid, the code cannot be scanned.

Note: the GrapheneOS stock Camera app might struggle with certain skews/rotations

Page 3/4
(1) QR code scanners use the grid to pinpoint the center parts of pixels, which means that the rest of the pixel does not matter!

(2) This means that you can shape your pixels however you want, provided that the middle stays unchanged.

(3) Or you can fill the rest of the QR code with a different image or even pure noise!
Note that a QR code like this could break after resizing or image compression, so use with caution!

(4) As with the other tricks, this reduces scannability, so make sure to test it with multiple devices, especially if you’re combining all of the tricks into one ultra QR code!

(5) This example still scans, but may not work properly or reliably everywhere!

Page 4/4
9370133
Reposted by Haley
Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every interview with an actor from the new Harry Potter series youtube.com/shorts/QVyIw...
youtube.com
every interview with an actor in the new Harry Potter series
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
141746706
Reposted by Haley
maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 06/04/2025
i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more
7169571960
Reposted by Haley
TrueScorn (comms closed) @truescorn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Happy PMD day, scrubs. #pmdday #pmd #pokemonmysterydungeon
2868062434
Reposted by Haley
Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 31/07/2026
That’s a lotta games for ten bucks
08928
Reposted by Haley
The Squeaky Wheel @thesqueakywheel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
'Chair Bud', coming soon to theaters.
Ain't No Rule That Says a Dog Can’t Play Wheelchair Basketball
161
Reposted by Haley
aria @unnecessarynoises.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
good to hear someone bringing up that physical media can still have drm and isn't a solution in and of itself. the only true salvation is stealing everything
128720
Reposted by Haley
tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/10/2025
329283646603
Reposted by Haley
Small animal learns to draw, incredible @creatureling.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
672798880
Reposted by Haley
Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Leaked images of the currently unannounced Nintendo Switch 3, codename "The Wii U Again".
Nintendo Switch 3
802717693
Reposted by Haley
POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: Omni Man and Invincible are floating in the sky. Two fighter jets are flying nearby. One is labeled "double" and the other is labeled "float". Omni Man is labeled "Mathematicians". Panel 2: Omni Man / Mathematicians turn to Invincible and say "Look what they need to mimic a fraction"
352611075
Reposted by Haley
gamersnexus.bsky.social @gamersnexus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Personally, if I owned an LG device with internet functionality, I would not connect it to any network. That's just my opinion/feeling on it after looking at some of this. We'll talk about why soon.
1129275
Reposted by Haley
6bg @6bghateaccount.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
2488952785
Reposted by Haley
keke @kekekeball.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ThinkPad durability test
56101612649
Reposted by Haley
Haley's Headless Mechanic 🏳️‍⚧️ @mecha-bunny.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
(meme from link)
Meme comic of a trans person coming out. "Mom… I'm trans." "Is that because of that game you made?" "Oh yeah, lemme check if I accidentally made the fucking game that makes you trans. Oh fuck" and the trans person is holding Hollow Knight: Silksong.
291832452
Reposted by Haley
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A man finds a box and says "a large, conspicuous box! Surely Solid Snake will be under it!" His friend says "you have to stop picking up street boxes, Henry. I keep telling you, Solid Snake isn't real." Henry walks off with his friend and says "yeah, you're right." Inside the box, Solid Snake thinks to himself "That was too close..."
3067301330
Reposted by Haley
ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026
gonna start talking like this to my boss
screenshot where claude is saying "Good catch -- I fabricated that figure."
6180761213