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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if youre wondering how i spent my evening it was sculpting 20 new creatures so they could sing over the garden wall
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An enemy of human joy and self-expression, worse than valueless to society.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also, AI creates cognitive decline, so fuck that.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lmao good
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 27/09/2026
Millions of Americans claim not to have heard of Mr. Bungle's 1999 hit "Pink Cigarette". This phenomenon says a lot about the role in-group signaling plays in today's modern hyper-fragmented social media landscape.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there’s so much beauty in the world it’s a shame that so many dickheads constantly try and distract us from that fact
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How many times do these people need to be wrong before a majority of candidates tell them to shut the fuck up?
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 16/09/2026
Video game industry being murdered one studio at a time. New human-made games are going to become increasingly hard to find pretty soon, seems like. True slop era incoming
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Flock is trying to recruit ARTISTS on job recruiting sites. I saw this while helping an artist friend look for part-time jobs and nearly vomited. “Visual storytelling” — What in the Leni Riefenstahl is this shit?
The whole nauseating post:

Creative Director
Flock Z • 4.0 *
Job details
• $200,000 - $250,000 a year
Stock options
• Full-time
• Remote in Los Angeles, CA
Full job description
The Problem
Flock's creative group is expanding as the company raises its standard of visual storytelling and campaign execution across brand, film, and digital experiences. This momentum creates a need for unified creative leadership to turn complex technology and public safety outcomes into compelling, human-centered narratives.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/09/2026
went to vintage computer festival today, its so funny how nerds who aren’t fascists or love ai are still out there making super neat stuff and love showing off their cool old repurposed tech
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Dan @lewontin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am a guitarist and this is everyone’s annual reminder that Mayer is a frustratingly talented guitarist.
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McBoo-lie @mcjulie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In a way it’s funny how he keeps upping the volume on screaming BY THE WAY I’M THE GREAT BEAST & ULTIMATE ANTICHRIST YOU WERE ALL WARNED ABOUT
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
“I remember googling the word ‘stupid’ for the first time, reading the definition, and thinking, ‘Holy shit—this is me,’ ” — Derrick Henard
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Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 09/09/2026
sharing this today for obv reasons aftermath.site/ocarina-of-t...
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Seriously, the proper response to someone admitting to using generative AI in their writing is “wow it must suck to be so lazy and untalented, have you considered doing something you’re actually suited to”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/09/2026
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Classics professor Emily Wilson has published a 15,000 word review tearing Nintendo a new hole for including a jump button in Ocarina of Time. "I am going to kill you in real life," she threatens over forty times.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
so far these are the big real uses of AI 1. Analyzing huge data sets better than we could before 2. Automate hacking and malware to an unprecedented degree 3. Supercharge fraud beyond all prior precedent 4. Flood the internet with slop / disinfo Where's the change in our very nature?
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Fade In @fadeinpro.com · 08/09/2026
Be the Werner Herzog you want to see in this world.
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Tom Madico @smilingtom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
do you know how long, and how much work it took to bring back wolves
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ahem
America's To-Do List
End electoral college
Ratify the ERA
Protect voting rights
Reproductive freedom
End gerrymandering
DC statehood
Immigration reform
Congress term limits
Congress age limits
End Citizens United
Medicare for all
End corporate welfare
Sensible gun laws
Rich pay #FairShare Money out of politics
Religion out of politics
Limits on lobbying
Protect Social Security
Climate sanity
Reform SCOTUS
Ranked choice voting
Fair minimum wage
End Comstock Act
No stock trades for gov't officials
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It really sounds like we're hurtling toward a crisis here. The USPS seems determined to disenfranchise MILLIONS of Americans, and there is no reason to believe the Supreme Court won't let them do it. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/02/u...
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USPS Is Building a Mail-In Ballot Screening System Despite Legal Battles Over Trump Order
Election officials warn that the creation of a new online portal for states to upload voter information is already fueling confusion and could ultimately disenfranchise voters.
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 10/12/2025
"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.
A screenshot of repo web page that reads:

Title: Remove Windows Ai

Why?
The current 25H2 build of Windows 11 and future builds will include increasingly more AI features and components. This script aims to remove ALL of these features to improve user experience, privacy and security.
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Kim @navynana2.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Wisconsin cops used Flock over 100 times to track a Navy veteran after he lawfully recorded a traffic stop
A lawsuit claims the Waukesha County Sheriff’s Office used the cameras in retaliation against the vet for exercising his First Amendment right.
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 02/09/2026
Art by • Bilquis Evely
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i disagree with like three of these
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Remembering Sister Rosetta Tharpe, born in 1915 in Cotton Plant, Arkansas. Here she's performing "Didn't It Rain" at a train depot in Manchester, England in 1964. She's often called the "Godmother of Rock & Roll" and influenced future music icons like Chuck Berry, Little Richard and Elvis Presley.
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"maybe Scrooge was right" Scrooge wasn't real! He was invented specifically for the purpose of being wrong!
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Ryan Wilson @hailseitan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Free Speech is just Joe Rogan and some other Nazi babbling race science at each other for 17 hours, while leftists get 50 years in prison for handing out Zines.
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Jerome @fjerome.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We are blessed with a surplus of egregious corruption even the most braindead median voter can comprehend
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29 U.S.C. § 157 @organizingpower.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If Dems wanted to win huge majorities, they’d be running non-stop ads with Elon Musk, flashing his net worth, with a mash-up of: -how little in tax he pays -how X is the largest CSAM distributor in the world -data centers -all his “predictions” that never came true -sieg Heil -his stupid dances
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The “radical left” wants you to be able to eat a salad and go to the doctor. Super scary stuff.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Another instance of Dolly Parton making profound talent feel breezily effortless...
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Auuuulet 🍂👻 @aulet.es · 26/08/2026
"LibreOffice 26.8 contains no generative AI features. Documents are not transmitted to remote services for processing, and no component of the suite requires network access to function. This is a deliberate position."
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Urban Land Rent 🇸🇴🚰 @urbanlandrent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rich people should learn from the post mortem adoration Dolly Parton is reviewing, how most of it isn’t even about her music, and take notice imo. Rich guys seem legacy success but won’t built a fuckin community center. Curious.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 25/08/2026
She also could tell a fuckin story
When the 1974 recording of the song reached number one on the country charts, Elvis Presley indicated that he wanted to record the song.
Parton was interested until Presley's manager, Colonel Tom Parker, told her that it was standard procedure for the songwriter to sign over half of the publishing rights to any song Elvis recorded.
[28] Parton refused. She recalls:
I said, 'I'm really sorry,' and I cried all night. I mean, it was like the worst thing. You know, it's like, Oh, my God... Elvis Presley.' And other people were saying, 'You're nuts. It's Elvis Presley!'...I said, 'I can't do that.
Something in my heart says, 'Don't do that. And I just didn't do it... He would have killed it. But anyway, so he didn't. Then when Whitney [Houston's version] came out, I made enough money to buy Graceland. 29]
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rest In Peace.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/08/2026
let him build the ballroom and then the next president can sell tickets to a public demolition or live stream a drone strike on the facility
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 21/08/2026
"A bunch of people would rather post on Race War Now Dot Swastika rather than Bluesky because you keep making fun of their imaginary computer friend" is a RESOUNDING endorsement for the concept of hostility.
Part of a thread from some bluecheck:
Multiple people I know have told me that they love the idea of Bluesky, and want it to succeed, but have abandoned it for X because the use agentic tools in their work and find them incredibly useful, and feel that any mention of their usage here leads to hate and ridicule.

I wouldn't bring this up if it was just one person, but it was multiple people since the beginning of August who mentioned in passing something to the effect of either "I'd spend more time on Bluesky if people weren't so anti-AI" *or* "As much as I hate to be there all the useful AI talk is on X."

I'm not saying it's anyone's responsibility to praise AI usage. I agree with much of the criticism of the tool. But for many, many people, it is a useful tech (I have talked about the ways I find it extraordinarily useful, only to have people here mock me, insisting my lived experience is a lie).

I am just noting that for all the people here who say that people should get off X and spend more time here, the reason I keep hearing from people in various circles who would *like* to do that, but don't, is the vociferous belief of many here that there are no possible positive uses of AI.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am not here to debate the accuracy of this statement, merely to say that in Crank 2: High Voltage they got Jason Statham to wear a big rubber Jason Statham mask for a kaiju parody fight scene where he's stomping around like Godzilla, it's pure movie magic
Jason Statham wearing a big rubber mask of himself
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
another thing too. i don’t care whether it’s useful in certain applications. that’s always the argument and it does nothing for me. aligning yourself with the tech means aligning yourself with the scum. it’s a matter of supreme moral and professional importance to me to do neither
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Conan Quotes⚔️ @conanquotes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important. Valor pleases you Crom, so grant me one request. Grant me revenge.
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