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John Goodkoch

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this sucks. you want "restorative justice" as opposed to punishment, but what has he restored? what has he done? what does a youtuber losing his career for admitting to be a rapist have to do with carceral abolition when he has never and will never see prison time, or even actual consequences?
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't know the best time to opine about the possibility of rehabilitation and restorative justice and so on but the worst time is 5 minutes after one of your favs is outed doing something terrible
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
today is the only day you can post this
a scene from mean girls where lindsay lohan says "It's tha freakin' weekend."
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The Spectre Of Communism 👻 @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
healing is not possible when rape culture and apologia exists.
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Blackavar @blackavar-inle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When the rage of the oppressed makes you uncomfortable, when you're afraid they're going too far, shut the fuck up. Don't you fucking dare tell us to calm down. Don't you fucking dare say we're going too far this time. Keep your coward's mouth silent if you can't stop yourself from collaborating.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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John Goodkoch @sek74829583.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tuck everlasting syllabub
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JM93 @jm93.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Quiet Sadness of a guy who was more affected by Super Mario Galaxy than his own history of sexual abuse
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 02/10/2026
One of the greatest achievements of modern food chemistry is that we can make anything taste like anything else and it's important to play in the space. It's pure science, like studying black holes or the search for the Higgs boson.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 01/10/2026
This sounds like more of a joke than I intend, but I do think it's excessively tempting fate to name a stretch of road after someone who famously died in a horrific car accident.
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ceej @ceej.online · 01/10/2026
got my covid booster and flu shot in different arms this year. for balance
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
atlantic article screenshot 
headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get
sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight 
by yasmin tayag
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There should be a Recycle Bin for when you delete a post accidentally
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the Allied post war "denazification" was a massive failure. nuremberg was a massive failure. the Nazis who survived were, in large, not held to account. suggesting otherwise is fantasy.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
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John “Danielle” Phipps @magitekdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I dunno man. The way you look isn't some weird hex placed on you via your words and deeds.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(forgetting the term "samsara") i'll have one wheel of misfortune
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 30/09/2026
Years ago, some Twitter lib (belittling, affectionate) in my replies said he stands like a centaur missing the back half of the horse and it's stuck in my mind ever since because, by gum, it's true.
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Were-Gumby @superba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I keep hearing myself say it more & more but some people have too much money
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is the fridge of a person who doesn’t prepare a single meal
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UNFOUND @unfounduser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bluesky think they can stop me from posting.
Blue sky error text
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the natural state of a restaurant is going out of business
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Jacquelyn Arends @jacquelynarends.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just want to throw out there that decorative objects don’t have to pass through the same safety regulations as food-grade ones, which could increase risk of contact with lead, cadmium, etc.
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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if I opened someone's fridge and found this I imagine it would be the same sensation as realizing I'm at dinner alone with hannibal lecter
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
if i was ken paxton's campaign manager i would not be after seeing this because i would have blown my brains out
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if you make it into middle age and still fall for every bait post you see, you're spiritually boomer and beyond helping
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Call me Trixie @trixienorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why does the Times quote her “like” and “um”s when they don’t for others and it’s against normal editorial ethics?
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"how dare you call us mixed race!!", shout the Anglo-Saxons
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John Goodkoch @sek74829583.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i’m thinking it was meant to be ironic like when some enormous man is nicknamed “tiny”
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i got frustrated trying to find a nail polish topper that has the exact combination of glitters i’m imagining in my head but then i realized i can just buy the INGREDIENTS from a wholesaler like the polish companies do. nothing is stopping me now. i’m going to make a big mess.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 27/09/2026
Drama watch in the comments here, where OP reveals he hasn’t tasted the oil, only smelled it www.reddit.com/r/KitchenCon...
r/KitchenConfidential u/JCambly • 1h • Sous Chef
I made pumpkin oil... too much, what should I use it for
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I made pumpkin oil as I was trying to use all parts of a pumpkin while doing a test dish and have a good amount left over, what should I used if for?
I was thinking a vinaigrette for a fall salad but was curious if other had good ideas
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You know a big part of taste is smell right?
Also you know what drinking oil does to your system?
Sorry but with my preexisting issues I don't want to give myself diarrhea drinking oil as noone else in the kitchens has patients to infuse oil plus i like infused oils for cooking
(I often make Garlic oil and rosemary oil)
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John Goodkoch @sek74829583.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they should do a live action remake of Cars
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John Goodkoch @sek74829583.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cube the pube?
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. It used to be fun here
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John Goodkoch @sek74829583.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
reminds me of this one general dynamics employee i knew who would scream and shit themselves when you called their loli porno fucking nasty
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
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John Goodkoch @sek74829583.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
some of the finest bait i’ve seen in a while
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Still Undone @stillundone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is not a real person, I’m putting my foot down here.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/09/2026
Very rich of this company to think I even remember the job they're rejecting me for
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TrueCrime youtubers will be like "I've been on this case for months" completely seriously like they don't mean "I was on the computer"
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