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Jac Mac

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 3h
this is me if you even care
a furby wrapped in bubble wrap
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 2h
the Council will see you now
a frog, a toad and a salamander sitting in a circle
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 2h
I need two friends willing to be Sexgirl Patrol with me and another to dress as Scott as the George Michael ripoff priest for Halloween some year
Bruce Dave and Mark from Kids in the Hall as space babes on Kids in the Hall shooting lasers out of their eyes The lasers are hitting the crotch of Scott who is dressed as a priest and surrounded by men dressed like Mormons (short sleeve white shirts and ties)
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10h
Transphobia, gleeful criminalization of homelessness, refusal to protect California against predatory for-profit healthcare, easy courting of fascist allies, a Nazi failson — this villain has it all.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10h
Bret Easton Ellis in crisis because even he couldn’t craft a character so fundamentally vile.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 3h
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 5
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 4h
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 4h
Darude:
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 5h
Good and gutting. (No, really, it is very good—you should read it) David Perry, UMN student advisor, on what the university is for and how deeply the planned budget cuts will mess with that www.startribune.com/umn-cuts-sta...
And mostly, it’s worked out for the best. Even if we just assess for dollar value, a 2025 analysis found that for every $1 invested in the U, the state reaped $16.75. In other words, every Minnesotan benefits from our robust systems of public higher education.
It’s been striking to me that while conversation about the budget inside the U has been substantial, I haven’t yet seen Minnesotan politicians addressing these potential cuts as a crisis. Part of that is because public universities like the U have made a trade-off, growing increasingly corporate and independent (despite publicly appointed regents) as public funding has collapsed. As a share of the budget, state funding has plummeted over the decades, falling to about 15%, compared to 39% in 1997. If that’s what you want, then fine. But did we ever have a public debate about whether that’s what Minnesotans actually want?
If you don’t want to more significantly fund the university, which bits are you eager to cut away? If it’s instruction and student services, here’s what happens.
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 4h
absolutely FURIOUS that there's no trailer for this
The menu screen for Paris Hilton's music documentary Infinite Icon. She is dressed as a butterfly and singing into a microphone
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 5h
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 4h
congrats to all the active personnel about to have a new-and-very-interested-in-them girlfriend
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 21h
Most TV is just this now.
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 5h
Another big win for Newsom: helping abusers and governments escape the consequences of child sexual abuse
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 5h
do you ever think about how bad gladiator 2: pet monkey boogaloo was
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 5h
Andrew W. K.:
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 6h
banner week for sea lioning whiners
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Alexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 14h
#308: Max Clemens von Hausen and Ortwin Rave, Chapel of the Arnold Janssen Kolleg, Münster (1965)
A black-and white exterior photo showing, on the right, a round chapel building in front of a narrow pyramidal tower and, on the left, a concrete plaque that reads "Arnold-Janssen-Kolleg." Photo via German Postwar Modern on Tumblr, https://germanpostwarmodern.tumblr.com/post/165890993964/arnold-janssen-kolleg-1965-in-m%C3%BCnster-germanyA round worship space with incised concrete walls and two levels of stained-glass clerestory windows. The roof structure is star-shaped, with a sculptural central block that looks to my eyes a bit like lego. Two rows of pews approach the altar, in a way that suggests the space may actually be oval rather than round. Photo by Angelika Brockmann-Peschel/LWL-DLBW via Heinrich Otten, Knut Stegmann, and Michael Huyer, "Kirchenbau nach 1945. Entwicklung und Bestand in Westfalen-Lippe"  An exterior photo of the chapel and, behind it, the impossibly skinny tower. The rest of the Kolleg was torn down in 2011, and the chapel is now a Seventh-Day Adventist church. Photo by Hobusch via Wikimedia Commons
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 7h
Use code DMCRACYROCKS for a $20 bonus when you build your first Same Nation Parlay! Government shutdown, hospital closure, and your incumbent winning reelection! All three must hit!
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 13h
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 11h
it's actually not that hot today but picture the gun meme
The sun glowing white behind some trees and a building. No clouds.
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 12h
youtu.be
The Cure - A Night Like This (HD Remastered)
YouTube video by Remastered videos
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 16h
Werner Herzog will be the last human being whose next word no language model can predict
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 13h
let her live!!!!
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 13h
I saw her again!
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 14h
new barista mentioned a "millennial office" playlist and I'm a little concerned the jason mraz song playing (that I thought was jack johnson??? idk???) is part of it and that I am about to suffer some psychic damage
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 30/09/2026
This is a photograph of the edge of one of Saturn's rings, looking down from above. Those spiky dark shapes are shadows. Shadows of giant towers of ice and dust grains clumped together that rise up to three *kilometres* above the 10-m thick rings.
A series of bands cross the image from left to right, brighter at the bottom and darkening towards the top. A band of empty space is at the top of the image. About a quarter down from the top is a complex pattern of jagged, spiky shadows cast onto the rings. The icy towers casting the shadows are seen here at a highly oblique angle.
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 15h
not now sweetheart mommy's doing her daily walk to the bus stop through the detritus of styrofoam, takeout packages, boner pill wrappers, human waste, and abandoned escooters
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hi baby
A tabby cat standing on the edge of a leather couch and looking at the camera in surprise
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hi baby
A tabby cat standing on the edge of a leather couch and looking at the camera in surprise
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“The Dark Frog tied one end of the rope to a tree. ‘Turn for me!’ he shouted. I turned the rope for the Dark Frog. He jumped twenty times. ‘I am beginning to get hungry,’ said the Dark Frog.”
The Old Dark Frog orders Frog to turn the rope for him, while Frog looks on in terror.

From "Shivers"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wayyyyy ahead of you, buddy
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Eric Schuster @ejschuster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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a pen and watercolor drawing of a shrimp on an envelope
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sorkin looking like the bride who didn't read the self-tanner bottle the night before her wedding
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aw I love this, bummed I missed it
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I spoke to @usatoday.com about data on sexual violence at Cornell. Victimization rates are increasing and reporting rates are falling. “Together… those two trendlines tell me that all students, including victims and perpetrators, believe that there is impunity for sexual assault at Cornell.”
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Cornell rarely expels students in sex assault cases | Exclusive
A third of undergraduate women say they've been sexually assaulted. But on average, Cornell reported expelling just one attacker per year.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
those same things that would have repelled most others, they were the very magnets that thus drew me
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
keep honking! I’m listening to ZOJIRUSHI RICE COOKER TUNE
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omen ⚢ @ms.juneever.green · 30/09/2026
hey duckduckgo what ya doing there buddy?
duckduckgo search suggestions:
- sildenafil
- sildenafil cocaine interaction
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Killdozer every frat house
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing thehardtimes.net/culture/mode...
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Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing
FOLSOM, Calif. — Country singer Carlson Swagger brought his cowboy bootlickin’ brand of lawful country music to Folsom Prison today where he... Continue this tale
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 30/09/2026
Detroit’s first Black-led grocery store sends out a fundraising SOS amid financial struggles
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Detroit’s first Black-led grocery store sends out a fundraising SOS amid financial struggles - Detroit Metro Times
Detroit People’s Food Co-op is turning to its members and the community for help as it works through cash-flow problems and rising operating costs.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we noticed that you aren't being kind to our ads
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
held up a tiny piece of granny smith apple to moo moo and he was SO offended by it
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the Natalie Harp news cycle raised some extremely valid questions about the extent of her influence on our octogenarian narcoleptic, none were answered and the press just stopped wondering.
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