Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 2hSipping on the juice in the Folger's can in the alley behind the Denny's after a rain storm. The one with the sand at the bottom and the cigarette butts floating in it 020
Reposted by Degenerate GeometryUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 3hIt seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 681524288
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 3hRepubwican senatos be wike dis iz how iz sbent my summow vacation: Dwagonball iz weal and twump iz goku because he did an ai of him wiff bwonde spikes and handshaking wiff Gawfeewd 010
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 13hWhen I watch the news I always say Wow. That's news to me. 070
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 19hWww. Wwwdotcom. Comstatic.klipy.comParks and Rec: Ben's Low-Cal Calzone ZoneAlt: Parks and Rec: Ben's Low-Cal Calzone Zone 030
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 23hTold my wife I just farted for the seconds because I farted for 7 whole seconds 010
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Robo scratched his itchy cheek too hard last night and gave himself a lil cut from his claws 280
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dunking my cigarette into my coffee before sparking up 1100
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am the newest billionaire and my thing is that I think bones are your death <italics> INSIDE <end italics>of you and the way to live forever is to take my dead bones right outta my body and live like a skinjellyfish and it's YOUR problem now. 061
Reposted by Degenerate Geometryfeeb @magicmooshka.bsky.social · 09/01/2026it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI 113135906596
Reposted by Degenerate GeometryUnit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Dear UK friends, is Pizza Express still going? I thought it was dead? I was just daydreaming about their pizzas. 021
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Que sa dilla, dilla Whatever is cheese will cheese 050
Reposted by Degenerate Geometrymy good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026and my horror x abortion zine is being spotlit at a movie screening based on it 😎 bsky.app/profile/did:... 141
Reposted by Degenerate GeometryPhil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This ad is right in my Q zone 1131
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Chili con Richard Carnestatic.klipy.comTim Taylor's Classic Side EyeALT: Tim Taylor's Classic Side Eye 040
Reposted by Degenerate GeometryHORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I taught a screenprinting workshop yesterday, but it looks like we're doing A Ritual 🤣 291
Reposted by Degenerate Geometry🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026he's on Mother's Pillow™ 6423
Reposted by Degenerate GeometryStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026 221686
Reposted by Degenerate GeometryAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The shattered blade 6895
Reposted by Degenerate Geometry🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 03/05/2026automated voice message from cvs saying ur a dumb bitch 1303
Reposted by Degenerate Geometry🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Q: why was the catholic beaver excommunicated? A: for having a baby out of wetlog 3423
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When I do not know a trivia question my default response is Night Bitch starring Amy Adams from Hillbilly Elegy 010
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wait, do you all NOT know the names of and the best techniques with which to utilize to defeat all 207 Bosses in Elden Ring? 030
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I started up Kingdom Hearts for the first time in 24 years this week and this music is insidious. These shits will NOT leave my brain 040
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I simply do not drink coffee thereby avoiding all coffee problems. 030
Reposted by Degenerate GeometryDegenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026About to fight an Erdtree Avatar 031
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Getting egged on She's got eggs and she knows how to use them Eggs brand nylons Star Wars Galaxy's Egg Eggy kiss begins with egg Gettin' eggy wit it Eggressive driving 040
Reposted by Degenerate Geometrymy good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/09/2026turkey leg 0181
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's obvious when you do not possess a machete named "Black Majick" 070
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Found these funny for last 30 years: Making a movie w/ "colorblind" casting to the extreme (think robin williams in Jack - a 6yo girl as a grandma, a 14yo boy as "aunt Jackie") Jokes but with the wrong punchline (what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to go to the dentist) 040
Reposted by Degenerate Geometryjezza @extremelywet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026got some film developed 2463
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Killing a modern child and using the same techniques on a victorian child would kill a victorian child 070
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Who is the true protagonist of reality at the moment? Whoever it is fucking sucks ass 070
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When I let ai wipe my ass and act like it did a great job 170
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A treadmill but for writing. For cursive freaks 070
Reposted by Degenerate GeometryScotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tried to stretch my stiff neck and hurt my back instead 1272
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think it's orb-weaver spider fuck season based on all the tiny spiders beside the huge spiders in all the webs i knocked down in the woods today 040
