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Sarah

@sarahjwh.bsky.social
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she/her Trixie's person sewing/quilting/embroidery utahn (south valley) Episcopalian Looking for friends

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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 6h
does this count
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@dumbmike.bsky.social
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop this bowling ball sized snack on your face.
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@cakemittens.bsky.social
let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.
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Amanda Knox @amandaknox.com · 8h
15 years ago today, I stared out of an airplane window in shock at the sight of my city, Seattle. I hadn't slept in 48 hours. It looked unreal, like a model train diorama. When the airplane door opened, I was struck by the smell of trees and rain after four years trapped in a concrete box. /thread
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Sarah @sarahjwh.bsky.social · 9h
The 1943 film Phantom of the Opera starring Claude Raines when I was four or five
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11h
it’s been almost a year so i feel ok sharing this: last year i tried buying some relaxed fit jeans. i wore them to a gathering on Halloween and my cousin’s wife asked if i was dressed up as a zoomer
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 15h
we are going to have to find an alternative to meta products for local communities and advertising, right now, it’s almost impossible to do any kind of local business or art project without it, but both their rules and support are so arbitrary and capricious that you can’t rely on them
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 13h
Everything doesn’t need an audience.
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 15h
🎵 oh baby i hear the leaves are fallin' wool sweaters and pumpkin spice 🎵
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 16h
I don’t think I’m ever going to get the appeal of pivoting to video for podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and never once have I thought, my God, I need to SEE these people! I’m on a walk or doing the dishes, I don’t need video. 
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Kate Strasdin @katestrasdin.bsky.social · 17h
It is a subtle decorative choice, wrapping the body in mint green chiffon with a swirl of piping around the waist attached with bridging stitches. Early #1940s style, soft layers and sleeves that seem to fold into themselves #goldsteinmuseum #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
The front of a lower calf length dress of floaty pale green chiffon with short sleeves and a v neck. It has a panel of piped fabric at the centre of the waist that encircles the bodyBack view of the pale green chiffon early 1940s evening dress. The back is higher around the neck but the piped mid section continues from the frontA detail of the piping in the middle of the early 1940s pale green chiffon evening dress. It shows how the bridging stitches attach the green piping in a concentric patternSleeve detail of the early 1940s pale green chiffon evening dress which shows how the sleeve is folded into a soft draped shape
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Sarah @sarahjwh.bsky.social · 20h
Idk who plans things around here anymore, but doing a morning service for families the day the vaccine clinic is scheduled for after the main service means either people have to go to both or come back for shots after, neither of which I think will happen
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 22h
Christ it's three hours
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Sarah @sarahjwh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm about 90% through this and I've cried a lot more than I expected to, which might be just because I'm closer to tears all the time rn, but I feel a kind of relief? Not sure that's quite it, but a feeling that feels like letting go of something bad
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think a lot about how we currently live in the utopia imagined by the dreadful midcentury lawmakers who wrote codes like this—dominated by cars and highways, neighborhoods sapped of people and commerce, everything segregated to oblivion—and how we can and should put all their ideas in the trash
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains
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Dr Sam Hirst @romgothsam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I get pretty fucking sick of people assuming romance readers are stupid to be honest. As someone who works on the history of romance, who teaches romance, there is always so much going on. Reflections of and on contemporary society, questions about love and relationships, about gender...
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alison 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @bluishorange.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they sell professional cheese now
my hand holding a label for a bag of babybel cheeses that says “babybel PRO.” the cheese wrappers are an unappetizing bluish purple color.
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we are levels of things going well not seen since the like Avignon captivity
Russian Orthodox Church Denies That Troops Lost Medieval Warrior Prince's Relics in Ukraine
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You don't need to be the smartest, strongest, or fastest to succeed. You simply need to redefine success to include reading, napping, and eating your weight in fried potatoes.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 03/10/2026
And being a public person is, in large part, selling an idea of yourself. It will never be your whole self. It can't and should not be. But it also carries the risk that someone will find out something that shatters the idea they paid for, and they will never buy that idea again.
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wayne @rodinal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's fucking insane we have AI and not a better document format than PDF.
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.
Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "Closeup of the text for the photo that says 

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 03/10/2026
Ok I saw everyone talking about how bizarre this ad was but it’s somehow SIGNIFICANTLY more bizarre than I ever dreamed
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Lyn Never @lynnever.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FYI birders - I was curious about whether to keep using the Merlin app, but I am comfortable with it given this information
threads post from "squiresdujour":  "I use the Merlin app for my interest in birds, and it is wonderful.  Please understand that Merlin and the Lab of Ornithology at Cornell is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit conservation organization managed as part of Cornell's land grand programs, and is NOT part of the large private endowed college.  Let's please direct our well justified anger to the proper targets."
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Katrina Voll @katrinavoll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Folks just throwing money into the garbage and investing in AI schemes, but meanwhile my plan to install a second faucet in every household kitchen that dispenses tomato soup on demand just sits here ignored and gathering dust
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
When I used to write for The Guardian, every time I wrote the word “meow” the editors would change it to “miaow”. It used to really get on my wick. Don’t try to make my cats sound like your upper middle class London cats, you fuckers. My cats did not go to your posh cat schools. They say “meow”.
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Ms. Magazine @msmagazine.com · 03/10/2026
A new PBS series, inspired by Ms. reporting, explores how medications used in abortion and emergency contraception could transform women’s health and why patients are still waiting after decades of feminist advocacy.
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Antiabortion Politics Blocks Research on Fibroids, Endometriosis and Breast Cancer. The Media Is Finally Paying Attention.
Mifepristone is known as the abortion pill, but it has other uses most Americans have never heard about. For more than three decades, scientists have known this medication could do far more than end…
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 03/10/2026
“Spain doesn't have a problem of a lack of decrees. It has a problem of a lack of housing.” Many such cases!!!!!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Sarah @sarahjwh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kid Rock looks a lot like my cousin Kyle
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Billy, Garry, Orville @billythecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A Comfortable Man!!
Billy the brown tabby cat is asleep on his back on the top shelf in the wardrobe. Only his tail and his back legs can be seen, with his pink and black beans high in the air.
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Cate Eland @romancingnope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You'll notice that all these former frontier lab employees Chicken Little-ing about AI aren't calling for regulation that protects privacy or civil liberties or the environment. They're calling to raise the regulatory barrier for potential competitors to enter the market.
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The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib.com · 03/10/2026
“You start to really see how serious of a threat these technologies can be to our privacy rights, especially when they’re working together,” said Ellie Menlove of the Utah ACLU. “It just amplifies our Fourth Amendment concerns.”
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Police drones buzzing across SLC feed a new high-tech crime center. The picture threatens to ‘flip’ civil liberties, a key group says.
As Salt Lake City police develop a real-time crime center at downtown headquarters, civil rights advocates are warning of its threats to privacy.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 03/10/2026
They should invent a vet that doesn’t cost five hundred dollars
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I suppose in the same way that eugenics was also the "biggest idea"?
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/10/2026
It's YouTube, you can go watch whatever cancelled person you want, no one is going to know. But that's not enough, right? People need to be reassured that doing this counts as being a good person, mainly because there's probably not much else to count
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gen X and Millennials yearn for. personalized Triptiks from CAA and AAA.
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Alicia @heyalicia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw this today and immediately thought of this article I read in 2019 that talks about not only why trees haven’t been planted but also why they’ve been actively removed in lower income areas: placesjournal.org/article/shad...
Requests to deforest are common in heavily policed areas, where shade is perceived as a magnet for drug dealing and prostitution. In the early 2000s, the L.A. Police Department began installing security cameras in high-crime areas of the city, and it asked city crews to cut back trees that obscured sightlines. Eventually, street cops submitted so many requests that the overwhelmed forestry department started recommending tree removal in places where "regular maintenance" was not feasible.
Officially, the city has no policy about removing shade for surveillance purposes, but it happens: public housing courtyards, including Jordan Downs's, are bare of trees, and when a new pole camera goes up in a public park, the mature canopy around it vanishes. On private property, the approach is more informal. "It's not that the police have the authority to say, you can't plant trees here," explained Michael Pinto, a principal at NAC Architecture who specializes in community design-build projects. "It's that they have convinced community leaders that, if you want to save your community, you can't have too many trees, because it restricts [the police's] ability to do their jobs." Conspicuously, there are no benches. I asked Agence Ter landscape designer Lauren Hamer about that. Shade creates shelter, she said. "And Los Angeles obviously has a very conflicted position towards creating shelter in the public realm," which is reflected in attitudes toward homelessness. "Public spaces need to be open, so that people can move across them, as opposed to gathering there." She cited a failed 1986 proposal by James Wines, which would have transformed the park into a miniature of the city itself - a "magic carpet" of different micro-climates, each module locked in a grid. Although Wines won an open design competition, his park was never funded or built. Hamer said she thought that was because it would be too inviting: "a place for people to hang out."It's easy to see how this hostile design reflected the values of the peak automobile era, but there is more going on here. The destruction of urban refuge was part of a long-term strategy to discourage gay cruising, drug use, and other
"shady" activities downtown. In 1964, business owners sponsored another redesign that was intended, in the hyperbolic words of the Los Angeles Times, to finally clear out the "deviates and criminals." The city removed the perimeter benches and culled even more palms and shade trees, so that office workers and shoppers could move through the park without being "accosted by derelicts and 'bums." Sunlight was weaponized. "Before long, pedestrians will be walking through, instead of avoiding, Pershing Square," the Times declared. "And that is why parks are built."")
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Sarah @sarahjwh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm super not looking forward to the 6 months of terrible traffic and crowds coming next year, but involving DHS feels like overkill and also improper use of public funds? They have enough money to pay for their own security
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
after being ill for 3 days you start to get hysterical over stuff like this
a skull toilet that has the text 'spooky dookie?'

the word 'or...' in the middle'

a skull urinal with the words 'creepy peepee' over it
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Sarah @sarahjwh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was right
The side of a beige house. In the windows are silhouettes of: a kitchen scene with knives, an axe, and a cat; a double window has a witch in one and a cauldron in the other; a woman holding her own detached head above her shoulders
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like Bluesky might have suggestions here - I'm searching for a large stuffed Totoro for a kid Xmas present, and everything I can find is either used, 6" tall, or €1,499. Any idea of where on earth to find him??
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Never let your spouse stop you from finding the love of your life
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Sarah @sarahjwh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need to get my spooky silhouettes up. The house painters have covered the windows with plastic and I think it's going to make them extra scary
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time orders Old Age to destroy Beauty (flipped, detail), by Pompeo Girolamo Batoni, 1746, 📸 by @madelinepcarter.bsky.social
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and not telling you what the number is!
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