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dracaena marginalia

@opheliainwaders.bsky.social
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None of this nonsense, please. Photo: NOAA. Opinions: my own.

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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's Jen and Michelle isn't it
Headline reading "UMASS Amherst biologists may have discovered two of the world's loudest birds."
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Something I have been thinking about is that I have a mental map of everywhere I've ever been and when I go back to wherever it is that piece of the map sorta clicks into place? And a lot of that is because before GPS I would memorize the maps of unfamiliar places before going there.
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like Bluesky might have suggestions here - I'm searching for a large stuffed Totoro for a kid Xmas present, and everything I can find is either used, 6" tall, or €1,499. Any idea of where on earth to find him??
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every single time anyone in my house says the word "record," one of us will say "A record? Like, a record-record record??"
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok, yes, I'm on board with this.
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I still don't know what song we're all talking about, and I'm 99% sure I haven't heard it
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hear me out: Survivor: Jersey Shore
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Help my husband just mixed up America Ferrara and Amerigo Vespucci and I'm laughing so hard I'm going to give myself a hernia
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would just like to note that once I was asked to revise a budget for a USAID project to save $300, because someone determined we had included too many chairs.
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My grocery store never disappoints
Grocery store display of unbagged mandarin oranges reading "Loose Cuties 2 for $1"
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The City Reporter @thecityreporter.nyc · 23/09/2026
With summer in the rear-view mirror, it’s time to begin that fall-to-winter arc — and you may want to put getting your vaccine shots at the top of your to-do list.
buff.ly
What To Know About COVID-19, Flu and RSV Vaccines for Sick Season in New York
Fall and winter mean respiratory disease spreads more easily — but there’s a vax for that.
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Isn't preventing this sort of thing literally the founding rationale for the UN?
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just tell him we're building the arch, and then get ChatGPT to make pictures of it?
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't think I wanna jump into that particular corner of The Discourse directly but let me just say I'm imagining driving 10 miles in different directions to bring each of my kids to different schools during rush hour in The Megalopolis and I would rather die.
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Terrible news, this plane has wifi
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lisa Frank-inspired high speed rail design or gtfo
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Immediately my brain goes to Alan Cumming explaining the "double entry system" in Circle of Friends
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today I realized that the team of people I've been working with in Finland have added an umlaut to my name and I am charmed
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who puts the wham in the whamalamadingdong
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The 9/11 lights, faintly, from my backyard.
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is why retinol is so important you guys
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In case anyone is wondering, there are ~270 million adults in the US, so the total price tag on $5k/adult is $1,350,000,000,000
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Joke's on everyone, by November $5k will be one week's worth of groceries
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RS with your home river. Here is a glimpse of the Hudson on a foggy early spring morning, also known as the Mahicannittuk, or the river that flows both ways, as it is a tidal estuary, all the way up to Troy.
The Hudson River, with the Palisades behind it. It is early spring and the trees are bare; billowing fog is flowing on top of the water.
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have to write (work stuff, not fun stuff) today and my brain just cannot do it.
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ugh, not to wade into The Discourse, but IMO the real difference between the left and the right isn't whether you want regulation, it's what you want to regulate.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
1/x On September 11, 2001 Coast Guard Lieutenant Michael Day, aboard the Sandy Hook pilot boat New York, keyed his radio: "All available boats. This is the United States Coast Guard. Anyone wanting to help with the evacuation of Lower Manhattan, report to Governors Island." #maritimehistory
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hi guys - sharing this on behalf of a good friend; if anyone has a few $ to spare or can share this more widely, it would be amazing to see them hit their goal on the day they (finally!) go to court! gofund.me/2d278dbdc
gofund.me
Donate to Legal Support for a Trans Kid & Their Family, organized by Alexandra Ekstrom
We are fundraising to support a trans kid and their family as they go t… Alexandra Ekstrom needs your support for Legal Support for a Trans Kid & Their Family
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am somehow completely sure I don't want to watch this and completely unable to look away. Also I think I stopped blinking in unintentional sympathy and now my eyes feel weird.
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I feel like the play here is to do burning man and just hide in your tent with your own water supply, really good earplugs, and a portable toilet.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Introducing the kids to ranked choice voting
A notepad with two rounds of RCV for movie selection for family movie night. Labyrinth won, but is only streaming on Hulu, so now we're doing a League of their own.
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh no, the fall U10 softball team is the Sharks, and I'm sure we can all guess what they have chosen as their theme song 🦈
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HOLY SHIT DUDES fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here
americamagazine.org
Vatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new document
The more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.”
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you get the chance to read The Everlasting, take it. If you don't get the chance, create one.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 02/09/2026
With their parents' permission, I interviewed Riley about their self-dubbed "master plan" to prank Harrow, and whether we should, in fact, be more frightened of children. (Riley says yes.)
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Be afraid, be very afraid - C-VILLE Weekly
When we featured local author Alix E. Harrow on our August 19 cover, we never thought it would follow her to her kids’ bus stop. On August 25, Harrow posted on Bluesky: “one thing i didn’t anticipate ...
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have seen this movie and despite that I just read this and said, "wait, that was the plot?" (I have no better or more concrete idea of what the plot was, just to be clear.)
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tomorrow is the first day of school and I simultaneously can't believe summer is over and can't believe it lasted one thousand years
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey I just realized, is it...is it decorative gourd season?
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
YES WE ARE SAYING THAT HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN LISTENING
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Update: I just finished this in one sitting, stopping only to pee, brush my teeth, and put my kids to bed.
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have only heard of two of these people, and one of those is Ms. Rachel.
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I just need one (1!) of the 125 people currently reading Strangers to finish! their! book! so I can get it off my holds list. Come on folks!!
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Services I provide for my cats
Chicago streets and sanitation truck with the first s missing so it says treets and sanitation
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gonna record this specially for my mom for "broccoli" and "vacuum" (I 🩷 my mom; she has never, in my 45 years of existence, spelled either of those correctly).
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Help I just tried to swipe to the next page of a library book
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I feel like I'm in California (derogatory)
A Shell gas station sign listing diesel prices at 6.49 (cash) and 6.59 (credit)
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dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Counterpoint: the professors should also be unionized
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