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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
When Elon Musk’s Son Wants A Hug
6 panel comic

Panel 1: Elon Musk is typing cry-laugh emojis into his phone. His small son stands behind him, arms in the air, desperate for a tiny shred of genuine affection 
Son: Hug

Panel 2: Continuation of Panel 1. Once again, Musk’s son begs his father for a hug

Panel 3: Seeing his father is still not responding to his pleas, Lil X shouts: SHOOTER

Panels 4-6: Musk holding his son in various positions to shield himself from potential gunshots
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Dan Orlowitz @aishiterutokyo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅
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THE AUTOnomous BODY SHOP @theautobodyshop.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Did you see our public display of affection (PDA) in Bloomfield today? We decided to do this because we believe in the power of small public acts of connection with strangers. these kinds of actions make us feel inspired, motivated, & LESS ALONE.
bundled up people outside holding a banner that says we love our trans and immigrant neighbors!a group of people outside bundled up in coats and masks holding trans flags and a heart that says borders are fakea person in a for holding a sign that says you come for our friends, you come for us all!a picture from across the street of a group of people holding trans flags and a banner that says we love our trans and immigrant neighbors
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/02/2025
broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 06/02/2025
this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 29/01/2025
u know what ? fine. i will "enjoy the next four years". im gonna squeeze every second of happiness out of this wretched planet that i can even if everyone wants me dead. eat rat shit
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Emily (normal NY version) @emkultra64.com · 29/01/2025
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 18/11/2024
Remembering the first day of my college seminar on the reign of King Charles I The eminent professor asked us who has sovereignty in the USA We all said “the President” He cackled and said, “No! It’s the people, you authoritarians! It’s in the goddamn Constitution!!” I never forgot that
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
me: i am sad my brain: isolate yourself me: surely that won't help my brain: do it anyway me: great idea
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
i can only speak anecdotally, but i don't know anyone who isn't kind of always exhausted or in some sort of malaise. like even if their personal lives are good, there's a lot of shit hanging in the background that will cause them to break a bit if it's brought up
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
"the violent public death of one guy never changed anything" oh yeah then how come I know who Archduke Franz Ferdinand is
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/12/2024
we're cooked
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/12/2024
we need to know what the fake ID name was because if a man named Luigi Mangione put Waluigi on his fake ID he should be acquitted for that alone
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 08/12/2024
if he could reveal himself the CEO shooter would be the most sucked-off man in america, like to the point of discomfort. his shit would look like an old turkey neck
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 23/11/2024
Um. I may have met my salt bagel match
Way over salted salt bagel
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 25/06/2023
we are all god’s children and he locked us in a hot car
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AN/PRC-148 MBITRsweet Symphony @classywarfare.gobirds.online · 18/11/2024
I just wanna point out that the existence of the NLRB and labor unions is the “moderate compromise” option and prior to that things like “running gun battles in the street” and “burning the boss’s house down with everyone in it” were on the table as negotiating tactics
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out
holapapi.substack.com
X Out
A salty, cranky case for letting Twitter die
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 18/11/2024
i’m so sick of living under the boring tyranny of suburbanites. i’m ready for whatever kind of Stalin the urbanists cook up
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Another way to put this is if a conservative magazine called the National Review joined Bluesky and said we should all follow them in the name of intellectual diversity we should ask the National Review how many socialist writers they employ in the name of intellectual diversity
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Your body, my Choi *dude getting gunned down*
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Time to bury old grudges and close ranks.
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
A screenshot from the movie In Bruges. Colin Farrell (labeled ‘America’) is holding a gun (labeled ‘Americans’) to his own head, as behind him began Gleeson (labeled ‘America’) is aiming a gun (labeled ‘Americans’) at Collin Farrell’s head as well.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
mom's been giggling all week about some new thing she was making for the guest bathroom
a figure of jesus appears to be bungee jumping off a cross
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ruinista @ruinista.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
We are once again offering "candy and/or a potato" this Halloween, and I'm VERY pleased to report that one mom just asked her kid, "Is this the potato house you were looking for?!"
One metal bowl filled with Halloween candy and another filled with large russet potatoes.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/10/2024
this may be needed tonight
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Valéria Fernandes @shoujofan.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Indeed.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/10/2024
please do not teach the goats italian
hand proffering something to a goat with a red line through it
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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
me: yeah I went to a montresor school him: you mean a montessori school? me (stacking bricks and mortar): no
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
The human spirit is endom- imdona-…The human spirit goes hard as fuck.
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
get his ass
the ghsotbusters zapping the crap outta jesus. really giving it to him
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
Tolkien: just got done working on a new language to cope with the ol' Pee-Tee-Ess-Dee. how was your weekend, Clive? CS Lewis, hiding a picture of Jesus holding hands with a lion: don't worry about it
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 15/03/2024
I wish I was as tired when I am going to bed as I am when I wake up
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meh @sadscorpshit.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
on a whim I bought some cheap champagne on the way home from work today, just a great little serendipitous choice
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
break into funeral, steal body, carve and butcher it in front of his family, feed stray dogs the meat
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN
NO COMENT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are? UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé. RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
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anna !!! :) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
this fucking language is going to kill me i’m sobbing
harde klap voor honkbal!
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
never mind it’s good now
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meh @sadscorpshit.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
y'know I was just thinking, how I should deal with my crippling executive dysfunction? that's right, a new social media account, babey
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