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@aeirlys.bsky.social
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Do not cite the Deep Horrors to me. I was in Ronald Reagan's America when they were written.

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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lmao, there's not a new general bike lane law, she snuck a line about this specific bike lane into the budget
sandiegouniontribune.com
State law now bars Encinitas from removing Santa Fe Drive bike lane
Mayor calls it an ‘unbelievably sneaky’ move. Sen. Blakespear says it protects public safety amid a political shift in council majority.
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
even this year's Fat Bear is a nepobaby
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Crisis*! at the Michelin Bib restaurant! *out of the homemade elderflower liquour
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"sounds fake to me"
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶saaaaaaame as it ever was🎶
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
anyway I've been having a terrible time at the work conference
View from a resort balcony overlooking a palm-lined swimming pool area and courtyard, with surrounding multi-story buildings and sunlit, arid hills under a clear blue sky.
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fucking mad libs of a headline
ktla.com
Twins, both MRI techs who ran golf tee time-brokering business, plead guilty to federal tax violations
Federal authorities said Tuesday that a pair of Southern California-based twin brothers, both of whom are MRI technicians who ran a side business that brokered golf tee times, pleaded guilty to fed…
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a conversation about AI doomerism with a buddy and, as the child of a hydraulic engineer, let me tell you why I don't believe AI will kill off humanity and take over the world: everything leaks as long as that shit is water-cooled, it needs a human with a wrench to keep it running
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Angela Landsbury is always who comes to mind when people talk about female character actors not being objectively hot, when Angela Landsbury would knock your entire town on its ass just driving through
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I went low-contact with my dad after many years of asking for 2 things: to communicate with him directly (not through his second wife) and that he turn off Fox News on the rare occasion I was in his house so I wasn't trying to talk to him while shouting over Sean Hannity.
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am having a weekend of wandering around a beach town and stopping at various cafes and wine bars and they have all adopted the European tiny glass of water with no ice, which I simply will not tolerate
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Independence Day on Independence Day
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why do you have a rat patrol if you have a total absence of rat? Ireland doesn't have a snake patrol
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would just like to say that I interview and hire for a lot of entry level roles and I don't care what damn beverage you bring unless it's a beer or something.
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
shout out to the two women who are clearly talking shit via a shared notepad
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so i’m on the train this morning and a guy gets on with a little dog and pops open a tiny folding chair and THE DOG SITS IN IT
a small grey folding canvas chair with a fluffy off-white dog curled up in it like a perfect lil angel close-up of the previous photo of a small grey folding canvas chair with a fluffy off-white dog curled up in it like a perfect lil angel
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An Uncle's Guide To What To Do If Your Nephew Murders His Whole School tldr It's Not Fuck Off To Porg Island
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have more of a comment that a question
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh no, not Beetlejuice Boebert
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hadn't he said something particularly stupid lately, that explains it
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
belief no.1 is that boots should have high ankle coverage
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At 20 I came very close to accidentally dropping out of college because I had a full blown 5 month anxiety spiral about meeting with my advisor to get my planned course schedule approved. That girl needs a hug and a pot of tea she does not need to be assigned jury duty for her future self.
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ao3 is ready
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING
theverge.com
New cat just dropped.
As New Scientist reports, researchers have named a new species of cat — the “tilcayo” — which lurks on the slopes of the Andes mountains in South America. It’s apparently the first new named species o...
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got the party room AND a free popsmart at the Springhill Suites, this is the kind of luxury you can only experience as the meeting planner for 12-14 person half day offsites
A room key sleeve that says 420 and a black gift bag with WELCOME in gold foil
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ppl are asking about the armadillo so pls. Strap in for a tangent. Because the answer is more complicated than you'd think. (If you don't want to find out if Jesus ever saw an armadillo then you can click off now. The thread is over. This is a prolonged aside due to popular demand.)
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
wow no one's going to be able to afford to drive their (mostly electric) golf carts
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
I can’t believe the Babadook tweet lady just won an Emmy lmao never tell me online isn’t real
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
he should Ed Sheerless, tbh
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
starting the countdown to finding out self driving cabs are all being driven by a guy on a chromebook in the phillipines
theverge.com
Tesla Cybercab doesn’t have any manual controls — but it does have a virtual joystick
The virtual joystick seems to have appeared accidentally to some riders.
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
head of HR offered to let us expense any business/management book we wanted and I am debating whether that offer extends to a $200 textbook
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i do not have a home river, we very sensibly keep our water underground where it can't evaporate here
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
good lord imagine attending a party's national convention when they're not nominating a national candidate, absolute dweeb behavior
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a note for the gentleman standing on a freeway overpass holding a sign that says HE'S A PEDO, sir, I'm going to need you to be more specific
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
damn, even Nic Cage can't afford a bathroom
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
according to Family Lore*, several members of my maternal grandfather's family ran alcohol across the great lakes during prohibition, maybe I could get back into the family business *bald-faced lies told by a relative old enough that you can't call them out
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
adding theory of the self to the list of reasons you gotta teach the humanities
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have entire conversations with my robot vacuum every time it tries to eat a shoelace
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
happy labor day from my mom, a teacher's union member her whole career, and today's birthday girl
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have so much to do but tomorrow I am going to fuck off to my lil wine valley for the day, planting this flag here so I actually do it
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
nothing feels more virtuous than returning a book on libby and seeing the 3 people are waiting notification
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
god I know and care fuck all about basketball, but fuck steve ballmer in particular
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
taking deep breaths and counting to 10 to stop myself doing a discourse.
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 04/09/2026
Getting arrested on a contempt of court bench warrant related to divorce proceedings while you’re serving as an extra on a Christian film set is CRAZY work.
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In a mask! Poisoning himself with his own cabin dioxide!!
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
when this thing self-drives itself into a shallow pond and everyone inside drowns because there's no interior door handles bro does not want the heat of a dead toddler
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i need ONE THING to not be a culture war
theverge.com
1Password wades into a right-wing mess after funding a Linux project
The controversy surrounds David Heinemeier Hansson, who has posted strident anti-vax and anti-immigrant views.
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
current emotional regulation status: having ice cream and pistachios for dinner
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
smh, WSJ out here doing untagged sponcon for Campbells Soup
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
fucking what
theguardian.com
Peekaboo island: the floating forest confounding nature watchers in western Canada
A 150-metre-long island appeared from nowhere on Williston Lake, British Columbia; vanished, then reappeared 20 miles away
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