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ALTON🏺🦊

@rudefoxalton.bsky.social
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Butlerian Jihad Now! Rude communist Fox. He/Him Co-host on @vgatwtoe.bsky.social A podcast about the socioeconomics of master chief being your father. Linktree: linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 9h
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 9h
Religious liberty will always be framed as religious people’s right to freely oppress and exclude others
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 7h
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 15h
Drunk and Tired Bugs Bunny from Carrotblanca
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 05/10/2026
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George W. Bush     9       11
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The issue with beligerent nationalism is it's one of the few ideologies where if your neighbor believes the exact same things you do you're basically guaranteed to go to war.
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸
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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think the era of sorkin-esque little logical owns by libs is thankfully dying, now is the era of democratic socialists replying "KYS" to gambling websites.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More Democrats need to be telling the online casino owners behind Polymarket to shut the fuck up
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's funny that Curtis Sliwa went from being a fringe lunatic to the most respectable and sane Republican in the country by staying as crazy as he was 15 years ago
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
Submit your furry porn to the Vatican for consideration
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Miss this guy.
One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.
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Cinderella @fairestcinderella.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
I think this is really funny juxtaposed with Third Way admitting attacking trans people is a political loser for democrats. Both major parties coming to terms with, man, we are cooking nothing this cycle.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy shit dude. Just tweeted it out huh
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally, a memoir about a guy going "You're lucky my friends are all holding me back or I'd really let you have it!" Hard to see how this classic three stooges act failed to win over voters.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The idea that Newsom is even remotely a serious candidate for president is so goddamn clown shoes at this point In the past month he's vetoed LGBTQ+ rights measures, pushed the Paramount merger through, further cozied up to AI barons and now this. Dude couldn't even win a Governor reelection now
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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hellsing sucks so much it put me off anime for years because I wasn't aware actually good ones existed. It's gotta be the most "13 year old thinks of the coolest edgiest self insert possible" I also Don't like trigun or full metal alchemist. They make my teeth itch like fingernails on a chalkboard.
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MTFistopheles 🏳️‍⚧️ @ourqueeninyellow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NAH NOT THE GESTAPO GRUMPS 😭😭😭
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/10/2026
"you'll probably have to fight robots over concert tickets and booking appointments" we already have this problem?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/10/2026
good the court has upended the rights and freedom of millions of people and declared donald trump of all people an untouchable god-king whose every feeling must be coddled they deserve to be miserable
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Lis Power @lispower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel?
Graphic showing "Ms. Rachel's controversial stances" 

which includes supporting Dem candidates, supporting Palestine, opposing ICE, and stating no one needs a billion dollars.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/10/2026
Mike tolin you city loving FREAK!!!!
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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everything sucks so bad all the time now, even the right thinks so and it's their own big beautiful boy making it suck so bad lol. I kindof feel like the right wing politically just shouldn't exist? I cannot think of an instance where they meaningfully improved the lives of anyone who wasn't Epstein
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
still attempting to be a weed edible person. ate 6 garlic knots and laughed until I cried at a hypothetical joke about "fashion weak" with no idea what the setup or even the punchline was. just imagining a frail creature ambling down a catwalk
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mcc @dryad.technology · 01/10/2026
Video games are RUINING gaming. RT if you think gaming was better before games
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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking abt orc city again
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joe a wilkins @joeonhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How frightening! We're lucky to live in a free country where the richest business people control every layer of government as well as the media 👍
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol, is it?
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
these are deliberate aesthetic choices. they are intended to overwhelm your senses, to unsettle you, to make you question the nature of God and the goodness of man.
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Queen's Domain⚔️ - DEMO OUT NOW @queensdomain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Queen’s Domain is launching OCT 30TH!! ⚔️ Excited to announce our retro-fantasy action RPG with brutal combat and traversal-focused exploration will be available soon for PC and Consoles. Coming to Steam, Switch 2, Xbox Series and PS5!
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Logging in to the nonbinary group chat and saying D&D 5E is pretty good:
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 29/09/2026
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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