Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 9hReligious liberty will always be framed as religious people’s right to freely oppress and exclude others 252690516
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026will you people shut the fuck up 2586276608
ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The issue with beligerent nationalism is it's one of the few ideologies where if your neighbor believes the exact same things you do you're basically guaranteed to go to war. 110
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸 59984120
ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think the era of sorkin-esque little logical owns by libs is thankfully dying, now is the era of democratic socialists replying "KYS" to gambling websites. 060
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026More Democrats need to be telling the online casino owners behind Polymarket to shut the fuck up 443770732
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds 5385482549
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's funny that Curtis Sliwa went from being a fringe lunatic to the most respectable and sane Republican in the country by staying as crazy as he was 15 years ago 1361595
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026Submit your furry porn to the Vatican for consideration 231662
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Cinderella @fairestcinderella.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026I think this is really funny juxtaposed with Third Way admitting attacking trans people is a political loser for democrats. Both major parties coming to terms with, man, we are cooking nothing this cycle. 112741
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Holy shit dude. Just tweeted it out huh 637632
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍 197140323412
ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Finally, a memoir about a guy going "You're lucky my friends are all holding me back or I'd really let you have it!" Hard to see how this classic three stooges act failed to win over voters. 091
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 358208205015
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The idea that Newsom is even remotely a serious candidate for president is so goddamn clown shoes at this point In the past month he's vetoed LGBTQ+ rights measures, pushed the Paramount merger through, further cozied up to AI barons and now this. Dude couldn't even win a Governor reelection now 421670564
ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hellsing sucks so much it put me off anime for years because I wasn't aware actually good ones existed. It's gotta be the most "13 year old thinks of the coolest edgiest self insert possible" I also Don't like trigun or full metal alchemist. They make my teeth itch like fingernails on a chalkboard. 100
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊MTFistopheles 🏳️⚧️ @ourqueeninyellow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026NAH NOT THE GESTAPO GRUMPS 😭😭😭 131699407
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/10/2026"you'll probably have to fight robots over concert tickets and booking appointments" we already have this problem? 2379279
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Micah @rincewind.run · 01/10/2026good the court has upended the rights and freedom of millions of people and declared donald trump of all people an untouchable god-king whose every feeling must be coddled they deserve to be miserable 251840351
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-… 502550304
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Lis Power @lispower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel? 3045309750
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/10/2026Mike tolin you city loving FREAK!!!! 879076
ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Everything sucks so bad all the time now, even the right thinks so and it's their own big beautiful boy making it suck so bad lol. I kindof feel like the right wing politically just shouldn't exist? I cannot think of an instance where they meaningfully improved the lives of anyone who wasn't Epstein 050
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026still attempting to be a weed edible person. ate 6 garlic knots and laughed until I cried at a hypothetical joke about "fashion weak" with no idea what the setup or even the punchline was. just imagining a frail creature ambling down a catwalk 1246923
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊mcc @dryad.technology · 01/10/2026Video games are RUINING gaming. RT if you think gaming was better before games 23520155
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thinking abt orc city again 21872197
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊joe a wilkins @joeonhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026How frightening! We're lucky to live in a free country where the richest business people control every layer of government as well as the media 👍 238146
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA 1554193
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comPeople Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-AllUrine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine. 1602564649
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026these are deliberate aesthetic choices. they are intended to overwhelm your senses, to unsettle you, to make you question the nature of God and the goodness of man. 42186279
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Queen's Domain⚔️ - DEMO OUT NOW @queensdomain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Queen’s Domain is launching OCT 30TH!! ⚔️ Excited to announce our retro-fantasy action RPG with brutal combat and traversal-focused exploration will be available soon for PC and Consoles. Coming to Steam, Switch 2, Xbox Series and PS5! 542120659
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 385624669
ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Logging in to the nonbinary group chat and saying D&D 5E is pretty good: 280
Reposted by ALTON🏺🦊Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 29/09/2026funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on. 332828350