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Normal_Matt

@normal-matt.bsky.social
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#1 Frasier enjoyer He/him I make beer and talk about it a lot

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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Go outside, dude.
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think the most insidious Disney adult is actually the 40+ year old Marvel dude who believes consuming these films (or not consuming them) is a form of political activism, closely followed by the Star Wars guy who insists Star Wars has never been political.
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Disney adult includes guys who are way too into Marvel and Star Wars. Sorry I don't make the rules.
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I felt kind of hostile over this. Don't get me wrong, it was. I find the disciple of Doug Walker/AVGN archetype to be incredibly exhausting. These indefinitely stunted adult men who have devoted themselves to clapping like seals at a cgi cartoon of a toy they owned when they were 10...
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just fixed a major plumbing issue myself. Will be riding this high for a while (it took me 3 hours to do what a plumber could have done in 20 minutes)
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 22/06/2026
All future consoles may cost a bare minimum of $1000 but at least you can ask chatgpt if it's raining outside
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
British people don't get to have food like then and then be transphobic. I'm sorry but the only danger to kids in bathrooms is the British bloke about to return his jellied eels to the sewer.
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Vampire Rockstar Gaúcho @vampirerockstar.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Imagem do post citado. Artigo da Wikipedia sobre Jim Buck (dog walker)

Eu adicionei uma foto do Nostalgia Critic e uma seta apontando para a palavra dog walker
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The fact this happened in a liquor primary is so funny. Also you know everyone's politics by what they ordered.
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
and the bluesky only has one post
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Hope you're having a good weekend
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Mr. Sleepy Man 💤 @mrsleepyman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Oooo we got a wise guy ova here 💤 🧀
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Mr. Sleepy Man 💤 @mrsleepyman.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
🚨MR. SLEEPY MAN IS OUT NOW!🚨
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Unlike you slamming your penis in the car door and gaining nothing but hedonistic pleasure, I was slamming my penis in textbooks and novels, gaining knowledge and wisdom of the ages.
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
What the fuck do you mean this distillery sells vapes
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
He caught a virus? Uh yeah. He was running Windows 😏
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This is really funny but the thing that continues to stick out to me is how every single Depiction of Trump yassifies him. IRL he has the exact shape and appearance of a skeksis from the dark crystal but the MAGA brain filter somehow turns that into the chad meme.
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
How is everyone
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Reese @reesevryder.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Everyone please listen to my podcast that's funny. I'm sorry I fucked up my sound. I'm sorry I don't voice train. Don't take it out on the pod!!!
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Back on Linux for the first time since 2007
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
im going to show up to your house unannounced and juice you like a lemon
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
boner pills are rad
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
TIL they sent pussy sounds to gleep glorp
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I love pants that make my butt look good!
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
you dont threaten with british food?
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
wait!, how many of you are living in sin?
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
sexy lady with huge mommy milkers pls
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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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Reese @reesevryder.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
New pod! New pod! Listen to it. I need to be able to buy a single bean here in America and only with podbux can I afford it.
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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Whales are sentient and should be given the same legal protections as people.
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
the dude from "the enigma of amigahara fault" from the scene where he says "this is my pipe! it was made for me!" but he's climbing the pipe from "the treachery of images" and the text reads "ceci est ma pipe! elle est fait pour moi!"
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Mark Robichaux is probably a nice enough person but when it comes to beer he's so far up his own ass that he's going to choke.
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Mortified to learn the term "friendslop".
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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Love to see this idiot lose money
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Reese @reesevryder.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
If you don't listen to this, I will do the unthinkable. Don't even try to think it
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
everything had been buttered up
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Just found out that Taylor Swift released a new album and I'm loosing my fucking mind at these dog shit ass chatGPT lyrics.
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Normal_Matt @normal-matt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
the dick of theseus
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
ok ive seen enough. the kitten belly button exists
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