Reposted by RobFJames Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Was in heaven for only 15 minutes before the Devil found out I was dead. Now I sell whole life insurance in Jersey. 052
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A single cockroach will completely wreck the appeal of a bowl of cherries, but a cherry will do nothing at all for a bowl of cockroaches. (Paul Rozin, apparently) 000
Reposted by RobFGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There's a man on this train who looks so shevelled and kempt, it's like he's been pushed through a hedge in a forwardly direction. 2343
Reposted by RobFLee Benfield @benf.org · 08/09/2026"One plus twelve" is an anagram of "two plus eleven" 053
Reposted by RobFJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Doctor: You should eat more greens. Cannibal: [thumbs through phonebook] 1705158
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 24/08/2026A relic of my childhood. The eyes move up and down when the phone trundles along the floor. 010
Reposted by RobFSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 21/08/2026bro you spilled gender fluid all over my new shirt 11783
Reposted by RobFFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture. 2765161276
Reposted by RobFAmbooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My succotashes, they are suffering 217757
Reposted by RobFsmurfsup | aka the sentient backpack @smurfsup.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Another chance to spread around Annie Dillard’s extraordinary essay Total Eclipse 👑 pioneerworks.org/broadcast/to...pioneerworks.orgAnnie Dillard: Total Eclipse | BroadcastThe great writer on the best minutes of her lifetime. 131
Reposted by RobFSplendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026My dog gazes at my sandwich I say “should’ve tried evolution” I laugh cuz he can’t understand me He shits and I clean it up 013016
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 05/07/2026"The longer the tongue, the deeper the bumblebee can probe into a flower and bees probably learn from experience which flower source is best-suited to their tongue length." 010
Reposted by RobFMegs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it 1213955
Reposted by RobFDana Stevens @thehighsign.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Buster Keaton didn't stand still while a two-ton housefront collapsed on top of him with a window cut out to barely clear his shoulders on each side so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable." 1258791523
Reposted by RobFJimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Ok, apart from Rob's tractor, nothing good has happened since Bowie died 042
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 10/06/2026My house has been taken over by swallows. I can't wait until the eggs hatch because then at least the parents will be very busy and I can go inside without them getting upset with me. 000
Reposted by RobFsky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 20/11/2024God: *creating Eve from Adam's rib* Adam: That's a weird way to make people God: Lol wait till you see how she does it 71085212
Reposted by RobFMedusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania 4897732624
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 02/06/2026It's a cold night for alligators it's a cold night for dawgs 010
Reposted by RobFDocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 25/05/2026I have no Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh because I'm Baroque. 2222
Reposted by RobFSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Sorry for my unpredictability, I was raised by a pack of mixtapes 2267116
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Melania denies that her Strait of Hormuz was ever open to Jeffrey, confirms that it's still closed to Donald. 000
Reposted by RobFDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 18/03/2026we used to use the internet as an escape. now we can’t escape the internet 226497
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Ryanair scum. About half of the passengers boarding flight FR9887 from Dublin to Porto are Portuguese schoolkids. Literally every one of them is being forced to pay to bring on their outsize hand luggage. Cash not accepted. Pay or leave the bag behind. Fifteen year old kids. 010
Reposted by RobFJohn A. (Jay) Cross @johnacross.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Here is a video of people dancing. The music is possibly the catchiest dance song of 1980. If you know of a song from that year that is more inclined to make you want to dance, please post it in a reply. www.youtube.com/watch?v=asb_...youtube.comThe Great Curve - dance mashupYouTube video by Epizodes and Horizons 121
Reposted by RobFFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 29/01/2026SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant 282244663
Reposted by RobFJohn McCafferty @jdmccafferty.bsky.social · 09/01/2026An exquisite rendering in silver of a figure flying a kite. It's 17th century Netherlandish and only 4cm high (Rijksmuseum) 1126
Reposted by RobF🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 06/01/2026blacksmith who crafts maces and or flails: my balls hurt 3216
Reposted by RobFBette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 12/09/2025watching my cat investigating someone's tractor. wonder if he'll be a farmer when he grows up 073
Reposted by RobF(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/09/2025why is it pronounced hors do’urves and not whores dwarves 2923551
Reposted by RobFmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/08/2025You should be able to order a firefly to your home. The delivery guy should arrive at your door with cupped hands and gently release it into your living room. And the two of you should stand there and watch it together with silent reverence 191085235
Reposted by RobFCraig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Sorry I was late for geometry class, I got on the rhombus 710323
Reposted by RobFNot JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Marriage is nice because you can tell all your hopes and dreams to someone who will stand by you while you continue to achieve none of them 436586
Reposted by RobF𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I used no-more-tears shampoo on my crocodile and now he’s completely sincere. 013934
Reposted by RobFTuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 21/05/2024Sentry: sire someone graffitied “Wolfgang” all over thy drawbridge King: [eyes narrow] moat’s art 38423
Reposted by RobFFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 04/05/2025"I think therefore I am" --Yoda pointing at a photo of himself when he was four 625059
Reposted by RobFFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 09/03/2025LUKE: what is 2 plus 2 YODA: i forget LUKE: correct 2379185
