Reposted by RobFJames Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Was in heaven for only 15 minutes before the Devil found out I was dead. Now I sell whole life insurance in Jersey. 052
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A single cockroach will completely wreck the appeal of a bowl of cherries, but a cherry will do nothing at all for a bowl of cockroaches. (Paul Rozin, apparently) 000
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Have you seen the edition illustrated by Tardi? He did Voyage au Bout de la Nuit and also Mort à Crédit. I doubt if they're available in English, but the illustrations really enhance the writing. 100
Reposted by RobFGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There's a man on this train who looks so shevelled and kempt, it's like he's been pushed through a hedge in a forwardly direction. 2343
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I gave you a vote because of the four-line poem about cleaning up after your dog. 110
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Where I am, the moon and Venus have gone behind the hill. 031
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Lol no my best friend is my tractor. He has two big eyes for headlights. 100
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026That chair is only a fuckin chair and would not give me the back support I need at my age. 200
Reposted by RobFLee Benfield @benf.org · 08/09/2026"One plus twelve" is an anagram of "two plus eleven" 053
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It's an everyday problem. Presumably you're aging, like me? 110
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you'll have an awful September 010
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Not my first historical memory since I was 11 at the time, but John Lennon's death changed my life. Suddenly, great music was being broadcast everywhere. 010
Reposted by RobFJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Doctor: You should eat more greens. Cannibal: [thumbs through phonebook] 1705158
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 24/08/2026A relic of my childhood. The eyes move up and down when the phone trundles along the floor. 010
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I've read this many times and I still don't understand. What's a "chilis"? What's a "mid triple dipper"? 110
Reposted by RobFSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 21/08/2026bro you spilled gender fluid all over my new shirt 11783
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This is the vision I've been working assiduously towards for 20 years. My offspring is now 16. His mama is on the fence, particularly about the weird music part. But I think I'm getting closer to realizing the dream. 010
Reposted by RobFFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture. 2765161276
Reposted by RobFAmbooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My succotashes, they are suffering 217757
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This is exactly how I experienced pneumonia. You think you're better, but for weeks and even months afterwards things are on a knife-edge and your energy can drain out of you completely in moments. 001
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It's as though he came out in sympathy with you. Both of you are suffering with the feet. 000
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Good on you for getting so many eclipses. Is it eclipse jam you're making? Set to boil, add a drop of water, some pectin and plenty of sugar. 000
Reposted by RobFsmurfsup | aka the sentient backpack @smurfsup.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Another chance to spread around Annie Dillard’s extraordinary essay Total Eclipse 👑 pioneerworks.org/broadcast/to...pioneerworks.orgAnnie Dillard: Total Eclipse | BroadcastThe great writer on the best minutes of her lifetime. 131
RobF @robertfarren.bsky.social · 10/08/2026No, a guitar like Woody Guthrie, you know? "This machine kills fasciitis". 000
