rickatoni.bsky.social @rickatoni.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Where's the see furrie's dicks button so I can turn it off? 000 0
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Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026ICE BEHIND THE MASKS HAVE NAMES 2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued. “And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton 📌Nicholas Lapointe 📌Christopher Semler I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated. 538202878170 20.3K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialDaryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that 289278813812 27.9K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this. 107265554386 26.6K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today. 226394837136 39.5K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialLeftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026🏘🫂🤗🙏 343936772 3.9K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialPonsonby Britt @hockeenight.bsky.social · 21/08/2026At this point the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch McConnell. 731286485 1.3K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialJG Restore America @jgrestore.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Hakeem Jeffries needs to be booted from leadership. That is all. 38473681095 7.4K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialW.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Any AES supporter would have been thrilled with a win of any margin as recently as a month ago. A few late polls showing a bigger lead shouldn’t change that reality. He won against the Dem establishment and $62M of PAC money. He was barely on the radar when he entered the race. 747953 479
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Most of all, Lindsey Graham should be remembered as a passionate defender of rapists. 861268825672 26.9K
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Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialRandi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham didn't report he had a conversation with Mitch McConnell, but I can report he's probably having one now. 30192071296 9.2K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialJason Gore @jasongore.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Just had a 20 minute call with Lindsey Graham. He’s good. 272047259 2K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Maybe Mitch McConnell is just getting a lot of work done to be sexy as hell. You don’t deserve to know what’s happening that’s Hippo law 43110878 1.1K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/07/2026guys mitch mcconnell is not dead he’s right here we’re hanging out we’re doing shots woah Mitch slow down u party animal!! 31164 116
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialThe Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The McConnell family is getting in some practice pulling plugs. 341209269 1.2K
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Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialHadesDogWalker @hadesdogwalker.bsky.social · 29/06/2026JOKER: *sprays smilex on a crowd of innocents* BLUESKY BATMAN: You're LAUGHING?! When there's a got-danged Cheeto in the White House?! 018111 181
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights 114114622104 11.5K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialSK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting 139143233647 14.3K
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Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake theonion.comI Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try CakeHello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the... 9492082225 9.2K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Omw to throw bricks at data centers 🫡 4686138 686
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialonion person @junlper.beer · 03/06/2026he’s sort of a generational poster though 168118491181 11.8K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialRobocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Goddamn it! Listen to me! Listen to me, you fuck! 0104 10
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialPolling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Maybe young people deserve to live like this 1913426 134
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21/05/2026choose your fighter 24561132 561
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Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialMasquerageous🦋 @masquerageous.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Donald Trump is using the United States Department of Justice to go after a woman he raped. I feel levels of anger beyond comprehension. 1433421817 3.4K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I'm fine with this response to Budget Goebbels Stephen Miller. Pearl clutchers should go live inside a cave and write an essay about civility. 3357356996 7.4K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/05/2026“Hey kids, it’s Dad, I’ve just been crashing out hard and need a few bumps of K to get me to the end of the week if you have any hookups,” wrote Elon Musk, who was said to be pale and shaking as he frantically typed out the requests to his children theonion.comElon Musk Hits Up Text Thread To See If Any Of His 13 Kids Has KetamineSTARBASE, TX—Firing off dozens of messages in less than a minute at 2:30 a.m., Elon Musk reportedly hit up a text thread Wednesday to see if any of his 13 kids had ketamine. “Hey kids, it’s Dad, I’ve ... 211758217 1.8K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialMostly True News @mostlytruenews.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Trump sued his own government because someone during his own administration released the tax information about him that he promised himself to release publicly and on camera literally for years without doing so. 511817549 1.8K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship. 481223705517 22.4K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialSyrus Hyena @syrushyena.bsky.social · 25/05/2026New way to view these Data Centers that are draining the communities they implant themselves in... draining resources for slop 6657311843 5.7K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialompuco @ompu.co · 23/05/2026This is still easily my favorite stutter so far: womens. 25704233 704
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialompuco @ompu.co · 28/04/2026found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it. 464113073685 11.3K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialonion person @junlper.beer · 23/05/2026pretty crazy how blatant the ending of the late show is just an act of government censorship lol 11281971081 8.2K
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Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Throwback to one of our classic Nintendo 64 print ads. Nearly 30 years old and still being played by millions! You can enjoy some of the highlights of the console's library when you sign up for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack. 441110179 1.1K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a... 58482612262 8.3K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Gas Pump: Do you want a receipt? Me: No, I'd rather forget this whole experience. 1465618645 5.6K
Reposted by @rickatoni.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/05/2026BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery 24273823410128 38.2K
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreic4vowl7y6hnvd6ju5pijqkzf7572x7enwcclyz6e6agvxpuznjbu)
