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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITIN GIVIN U SOME IDEAS TO THINK ABOUT: THE SMART TELEVISION THAT SENDS AUDIO OF YOUR HOME BACK TO THE CORPORATION IS SILENT - A GREEN MONITOR EMITS A BUZZ - THE TELEPHONE THAT MAKES YOU LOOK AT ADS IS SILENT - AN OLD HARD DRIVE CLICKS AND WHIRS - THE CAR SCREEN THAT REPLACED ALL THE BUTTONS IS SILENT - A FLOPPY DISK FULL OF OLD GAMES SLIDES INTO PLACE WITH A LOUD CHUNK -,,, WHEN A MACHINE TRYS TO HIDE AND STAY QUIET ITS CAUSE ITS DOIN SHIT IT DOSENT WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT!!!  AND DA TEXT "DO NOT TRUST A SILENT COMPUTER, IF IT DOESNT BEEP AND RATTLE, THAT MACHINE IS YOUR ENEMY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
whoa. plot twist for the very nature of your existence
cover of TURNED GAY BY THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD THAT I MAY ACTUALLY BE A CHARACTER IN A CHUCK TINGLE BOOK featuring handsome shirtless buckaroo on the right and on the left is a swirling galaxy with a smiling face on it
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nothing like a good ghost story
cover of OPEN WIDE FOR THE HANDSOME SABERTOOTH DENTIST WHO IS ALSO A GHOST featuring handsome shirtless buckaroo brushing his teeth on the left and on the right there is his sabertooth dentist GUESS WHAT hes also a ghost
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Fats Gordo @fatsgord.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ACME brand fleshlight just blew my dick off
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NO ITS NOT LMAO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON "AI IS BREAKING OUT OF THE COMPUTER, NO ITS NOT, AI IS HACKING THE GOVERNMENT, NO ITS NOT, AI IS SURPASSING HUMAN INTELLIGENCE, IF YOU CAN BE SURPASSEDB Y A STATISTICAL AVERAGE OF REDDIT POSTS, THATS A SKILL ISSUE MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOUR IN DA PHYSICS Z0NE!!!! DA TEXT SAY'S "DOUBLE SHIT EXPERIMENT, WHICH ONE DID IT GO IN, ITS JUST A TOASTER, FUCK U, BULL SHIT EXPERIMENT , FUCK OF!!! FUCK ALL PHOTON'S - FUCK ALL PARTICLE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA DONT BELEIVE ME THAT PARTICLES AINT REAL JUST TRY TO SCOOCH A COUPLE OF THEM TOGETHER CLOSER THAN A PLANCK LENGTH AND TELL ME IM WRONG - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 05/10/2026
conputer generate nude claude conputer add harness no a leathrr harness conputer deactivate safety protocls
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 02/10/2026
leaving the club and googling concert ending explained
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't believe it just cost me $200 to fill up the tank in my Ford F-950 Godzilla-Duty pickup that I drive exclusively to the grocery store and golf course
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“cutting edge technology” used to mean cool stuff like high speed cameras or Squand. now it’s just a computer that will divorce your wife for you
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The word "Shrek" does not appear in the constitution, rendering it an imperfect document
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i gotta focus. im shifting into soup mode
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SOUP WEATHER'S LOOMING ARRIVAL GETS ME OFF BISEXUALLY featuring shirtless bud in the middle with a scarf around his neck. next to him floating there are two GOOD LOOKIN soups they have a beautiful fall scene behind them
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck theonion.com/study-finds-deer-only-…
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why do we "park on a driveway" and "masturbate to clown porn"
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
keep talking to me like that claude and we’ll see who ends up load bearing 😏
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A white and black bunny nibbles hay beside a cardboard tube filled with grass.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man's working on his mr burns hump
elon standing on the side of a road, his body looks like his skeleton is trying to escape
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHEN - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN MADE OF WHEED AND BLUNT'S , "DYSTOPIA IS SO SCARY, IMAGINE IF WE LIVED IN A WORLD WHERE YOU WERE CONSTANTLY INTERRUPTED BY A GADGET YOURE AFRAID TO LOSE, AND YOU CAN STILL GET PIMPLES IN YOUR 30S AND 40S, THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP, WHEN DO PIMPLES STOP " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN WHO WASNT WATCHING WHAT THERE DOING AND SAT WRONG ACIDENTALLY WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT AND AS SOON AS THEY MOVED THERE WHOLE SHIT STARTED TO HURT!!! WHY IS IT POSSIBLE TO RELAX WRONG!!!! THIS WORLD IS SURELY A PRISON , DA TEXT " SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTES NOW MY PIECE OFF SHIT BODY IS COMPLETELY DESTOYED " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Figured out.
A woman points to a devil and says, "you are evil". The devil replies, "whaaat aha no - how did you know?"The woman holds herself sheepishly and says, "I guess I just have really high IQ idk".
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
U WANNA BE RUDE? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN WITH ENCHANTED JEWEL'S "Y0U WANNA BE RUDE TO ME ?? HOPE YOUR READY FOR ME NEVER MENTIONING IT BUT PERIODICALLY THINKING ABOUT IT FOR THE NEXT 4-6 MONTHS " - MAYBE IF THE SKELTEN IS NICER TO THEM NEXT TIME THEY WONT BE SO RUDE , ITS NEVER WORKED EVER BEFORE , BUT ITS WORTH A SHOT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Egg
Drawing of an egg with little feet and a smiley face
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THIS IS THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN HOLDIN ONE OF DA BEST ALBUM'S OF ALL TIME "SCIENTIST RIDS THE WORLD OF THE EVIL CURSE OF THE VAMPIRES" AND THEY SAY ; "NOTHING IS REAL, EXCEPT DUB REGGAE, AND THE INEVITABLE FALL OF VENTURE CAPITALISM, A COMPUTER THAT LIES TO US MAY TRICK A RICH MAN BUT IT WILL NEVER PLANT CORN" ,,, THE WHOLE SHIT SHOW OF VC IS BASED ON A FEW COMPANYS WHICH ARE "ALL IN" ON AI AND YA GOTTA THINK THAT AINT GONNA LAST,  THE RICH CAN INJECT THEMSELVES AND HIDE IN BUNKER'S BUT YA STILL GOTTA HAVE FOOD, EVERYTHING STILL DEPEND'S ON PLANTING CORN KERNALS AND EATIN THE CORN PLANTS THAT GROW FROM THEM, A RICH MAN WILL NEVER APPRECIATE THE PERMEATING BASS AND THUNDERING DRUM'S OF THIS ALBUM, HAVING NEVER KNOWN THIRST HE WILL NOT APPRECIATE WATER, THE MONEY KEEPS HIM FROM EVER KNOWING THE MOST ESSENTIAL PART'S OF BEING ALIVE, IF HE WAS ENSOULED IT WOULD BE TRAGIC BUT OH WELL LMAO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The average human only uses 10% of their rizz
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TODAY'S TIPS ON DATING DO'S AND DONT'S: DON'T.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WAIT!!!!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
ITS HARDER THEN U THINK , I CANT JUST START TALKEN OR SOME THING WIERDS GONNA COME OUT , AND IF YOU START TALKEN AGAIN THEN HOW DA HELL AM I GOING TO FIGURE ANY OF IT OUT AT THIS POINT, I HAVE TO LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR SAYIN WHILE YOUR STARING AT ME AND THEN COME UP WITH SOME THING TO RESPOND???? SO WHAT DA FUCJK??????? AND DA TEXT " DONT START TALKING AGAIN IM TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING NORMAL TO SAY " FUCK JUST NOTTICED A TYPO IN THE GRAPHIC BUT ITS TO LATE NOW "MY GRAPHIC MY SPELLING MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11/09/2026
my sexual orientation is landscape mode
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026
[getting ready to do my little tasks]
a cat staring at a laptop with an annoyed expression
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
???? READ ALT TEXT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN WHO CANT REMEMBER WHAT THERE SUPPOSE TO BE DOING , AT WORK , AT HOME, IN A GAME, DOSENT MATTER, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO KEEP EVERYTHING STRAIGHT, EVERY DAY 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO AUTOMATICALLY AND 10 NEW THINGS YOU HAVE TO FIT IN YOUR DAY TOO, AND NOW A GUY IN TOWN WANT'S ME TO GO TO SOME OTHER AREA AND RETRIVE AN ITEM FOR HIM???? AND IDK THE GUY AND IDK WHY HE WANTS ME TO DO IT????? HE LOOKED AT MY DUMB ASS AND SAID THIS IS THE GUY TO FIND A MYSTERIOUS AMULET IN THE WOODS AND BRING IT BACK TO HIM , WHY WOULDENT I KEEP IT? DOES HE JUST THINK IM TO STUPID TO STEAL THE AMULET? WHAT COULD HE PAY ME THAT WOULD BE WORTH MORE THEN A AMULET????? ANY WAY DA TEXT "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS, PROBLY SOME TREASURE? FORCED TO FIGHT RATS EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE, RETURN AN ITEM TO A GUY OR A PRINCESS? A GUY I DONT KNOW WHATS ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW? GREAT A STEARCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL " AND THATS ONE MORE THING I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF FANTASTY WORLD IM IN ,DO NOT ASK ME TO KILL ANOTHER GUY, THE BEST FANTASY I HAVE IS KILLING NO GUYS, THE WORST NIGHTMARES I HAVE ARE WHEN I HAVE TO FIGHT A GUY, ALL I WANT IS 1 FUCKEN QUEST WHERE I CAN JUST BEAT SOMEONE AT CARD'S AND THEN I GET THE ITEM I WANT, ITS NOT REALISTIC TO ASK ME TO COMMIT ACTS THAT CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER JUST TO PROGRESS A STORY , AND AFTER ALL THAT I DONT EVEN OWN THE FUCKEN VIDEO GAME? THERE SAYING I HAVE A LICENSE TO PLAY IT BUT I DONT OWN IT?????? THIS IS THE LAST ADVENTURE I GO ON - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
THIKN ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN IN THERE PUNISHMENT STATION (OFFICE CHAIR) AT WORK - ONE LINE EMAIL FROM BOSS INVALIDATES AN ENTIRE DAYS WORK - BOSS FAILS TO RESPOND TO QUERIES LEADING YOU TO MISS DEADLING FOR WHICH YOU ARE BLAMED - BOSS TAKES CREDIT FOR YOUR WORK WHEN HE MANAGES NOT TO GET IN YOUR WAY - YOU MUST RETURN TO OFFICE BUT BOSS CAN STILL LEAVE WHENEVER HE WANT'S - BOSS SEEMS TO SPEND MOST OF HIS TIME COMING UP WITH NEW RULES TO PUNISH WORKERS - DO NOT TOUCH MY SHOULDER - DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH MY SHOULDER!!!! I SWEAR TO FUCKEN,,,, DA TEXT "THERES A REASON THE BAD GUY IN ALL VIDEO GAMES IS CALLED... "BOSS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN "I WILL RESPECT TERM'S OF SERVICE AND SAY NO MORE " -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the fuck is this kink supposed to be?
official government account for HHS tweet from rfk jr with an ai generated image of rfk at a table with jd vance, rfk has a steak in front of him but for some reason, he is joyfully spoon feeding jd vance a bowl of noodles or sauerkraut as marc rubio lurks behind a beam nibbling on a pop tart (i think)

Secretary Kennedy
Join the party, @SecRubio.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐶 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/09/02/boof
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
what if we kissed on the top bunk of minion land
An Airbnb ad for a minion themed house named minion land. It’s a guest favorite with 5 star rating for obvious reasons
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
babe wake up new freeman's mind
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
POPE JULIUS II: The ceiling looks great, but you know what would make it look even better? MICHELANGELO: Yeah, yeah, I know. More dicks
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Can’t you see I’m busy
4 panel comic: 

Panel 1: Momo behind his computer. In the window of his room we see an alien face smiling and looking in. He goes ‘hey guy’
Panel 2: We see the alien from outside now in front of Momo’s window. In the background there’s a landed UFO. The Alien says ‘we just landed’
Panel 3: There’s a few more aliens in the foreground outside of Momo’s house. One of them says ‘might take over earth’
Panel 4: We look back in Momo’s room from the inside. He seems unbothered. He tells the alien outside ‘not now. I am computering’
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A man asks his partner "do you think it would be OK if I wore the jacket from "Drive?" His partner answers "I think that might be inappropriate for a funeral." The man puts the jacket back in the closet and says "yeah you're right" He pulls out a black version of the jacket and says "better wear the black variant."
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
BabyStrong is coming
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
(Avril Lavigne voice) why’d you have to go and make wings so complicated
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
2 THING'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLEATAN GRINNEN HOPING U WONT REALIZE THERE PROBLEMS "IM HJERE TO KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES, AND IT SUCKS BECAUSE IM VERY WEAK, AND TERRIBLE WITH NAMES " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/08/2026
$1.50 adoption fee, drink included
photo of a worried cat over the shelter listing

Meet A Costco Hotdog
Animal ID: 48448589
Species: Cat
Breed: Domestic Shorthair/Mix
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
PARADISE LOST - dashare.zone ADMIN
THE COMPUTER A REFUGE OF THE MIND HAS BEEN RUINED BY DA TECH BROTHERS AND DA REALIZEATION THAT THEY CAN USE THESE COMPAQ'S AND APPLE'S AGAINST US,,, DA LUXURIOUS RETREAT OF "ON LINE" HAS BEEN HOLLOWED OUT AND TURNED TO SLIME BY THE WORLDS MOST WRECHED PEOPLE , AND THEY TELL US EVERY DAY HOW MUCH WERE GONNA LOVE A FUTURE WITHOUT PEOPLE , FOR 1000 YEARS I WOKE UP AND THOUGHT I LOVED MY COMPUTER AND NOW I AM ASHAMED TO SHOW MY KEY BOARD IN PUBLIC , FOR 1000 YEAR'S I LOVED TO SLING BITS THROUGH THE PIPE AND NOW ITS A FOOLS CONDUIT TO ME, IT FEELS PERSONAL , HOW IS IT NOT PERSONAL??????????? DA TEXT "I WILL NOT LISTEN TO AI MUSIC. I WILL NEVER WATCH AI VIDEO. I WILL NEVER READ A.I WRITING. I HATE COMPUTERS NOW THEY RUINED GOING ON THE COMPUTER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
poop is the money of the butt (i have a shirt of this at drewtoothpaste.com)
poop is the money of the butt
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Want to pet my belly?
A black-and-white cat lying on his back
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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A SHREIKING SKELETEN "IM NOT GUMPY IM SLEEPY AND NO I AINT TAKIN A NAP EITHER!!!!!!!!!" I WILL SLEEP WHEN I WANT AND I ACTUTALY GET MORE ENERGY AROUND 1.00 AM SO I HAVE TO BE AWAKE FOR THAT OR OTHER WISE I HAVE NO ENERGY AT ALL , SO ITS NOT A PROBLEM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/07/2026
they don't want you to see this
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