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gothy arthritic bureaucrat (she/her) and malfunctioning destroyer of civilization

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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Gritty should hunt Liberty Bibberty for sport.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026
funniest thing i’ve ever seen
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This can happen here. This WILL happen here.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Park & Rec-ass name.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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👻 Dead Chachra 💀 @debcha.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Got distracted while making breakfast this morning and found a charred remnant of Evil in my kitchen. Fortunately I recognized it for what it was.
A charred heel of bread inside a small silver toaster oven.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
edition.cnn.com
Hackers heat French supermarket fridges, sparking fires and spoiling food | CNN
Hackers raised the temperature of refrigerators and freezers ​at hundreds of French supermarkets to as high as 50 degrees Celsius (122 degrees Fahrenheit) overnight, causing fires and spoiling food.
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 12/10/2026
this plus "miners actually developed contraptions to save the canaries" make for healthier mental models of the world anyway lol
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 12/10/2026
So they’re torturing this guy.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How it’s going
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
forbidden shieldbug belly view...
Photo of a shieldbug on glass with dark green blurry background, the belly is cream with small black dots and it gas an extension that looks like a spike going towards the mouth, lets call it carapace penis i have no clue what it is
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 12/10/2026
Kind of obsessed with this spooky season scene my 12-year-old painted today.
Acrylic paint on a roughly 8x8-inch canvas. Yellow and brown grass background with a couple of pumpkins and white sheet-style ghosts floating over top.
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Today’s cat is getting in the #Halloween spirit #CatBreak #BlueskyCats #CatSky
A black cat in soft focus half sits and half stands at the top of a heavy oak headboard. The back end of the cat sits on a tall column of the four poster while he stands with his front legs on the headboard railing. Light from off camera catches his eyes and turns them into mirrors of burnished copper. 
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Lutraslutra @lutraslutras.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Finally had a chance to draw my own thing for a bit, ofc something silly for Spoopy Season This one was inspired by a prompts shared by @ch3r0ph0b3.bsky.social so if you wanna blame someone *points finger at Chero & runs away* #goodomens #spookyseason #ineffable #aziracrow #goodomensfandom
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/11/2024
"PHOTO: This umbrella sparked a scare at a hospital in Washington... after it was mistaken for a rifle"

[image of an umbrella with a sword hilt]

unclefather: "A... a rifle?"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The way you know the website "X" is thriving is that once a month someone writes an article about how great it's doing and begs everyone to go there
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🌸 Mariel @mariel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
speaking of wine, i think of this post often and hope this person is doing well. as humans, we're not here for a long time in the grand scheme of things, so may as well be here for a good time.
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Aida @aidap.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bluesky's Head of Trust and Safety handed his block list to a bot. 1,271 people blocked in eleven days. He says it never looks at who you are. Blocks are public, so I checked. Trans people were blocked at 2.5× the odds of everyone else, for posts of the same harshness. 🧵
Title card reading "Who the autoblocker blocked". Three figures: 1,271 accounts blocked in eleven days, against twelve in the two years before. 46% of the readable bulk-loaded accounts had never replied to, quoted or mentioned him this year. 2.5× the odds of being blocked for a trans-identified account, against others who wrote equally harsh posts. Below, a quote from Aaron Rodericks, 1 Oct 2026: "These do not factor in your bio or your identity. I have zero clue who you are."
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 13/10/2026
Matthew Shepard died on October 12th in 1998, 28 years ago. His ashes were interred at Washington National Cathedral 20 years later, in 2018, because before Episcopal Bishop Gene Robinson offered the Cathedral's crypt, his family had no place for him that would be safe from desecration.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Shake out your hands, drink some water, take your meds. -Perfect is the enemy of done. -I asked the Cursed Object if today was “no”. They blinked at me and hid under a blanket. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
With age comes wisdom, experience, an odd collection of mugs in your cupboard, and some weird noises & pains from parts of your body that you didn't even know existed.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We're speedrunning toward a future where news orgs are forced to use AI to create photos that are no longer available from archives, and if I have to explain to you why that's bad then you're already too broken to be part of society.
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Coffee&CannabisClub-𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐊𝐜𝐮𝐟 @coffeecannabisclub.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Turns out if you get good grades and can mask well, they let you white knuckle undiagnosed ADHD & autism until your entire life falls apart
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Stephanie Burgis @stephanieburgis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I had to make the same decision when I got an offer for Wooing the Witch Queen from a Russian publisher on the condition that Saskia & Ailana would be rewritten as straight. As someone who makes her living through writing, it hurts to turn down $ for food and bills, but I couldn't say yes to that.
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
in light of recent events, I thought I’d repost the art I did for @midnightpals.bsky.social of J.K. Rowling as a repulsive snake woman
B&W art showing a forest clearing in which J.K. Rowling the snake woman stands (?) with hands on hips (?) while a bunch of snakes hastily scatter in all directions
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
THEN WHAT ARE YOU FOR
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I felt a little bad about it but the Catholic Church owes me AT LEAST an open restroom after all they put me through.
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
By which I mean I got stuck in a traffic jam on my way to PCX and while I was walking from where I parked to the con I had to pee really bad, and I passed a Catholic church with its doors wide open for Saturday afternoon mass and I slipped in, smiled at the pastor, used their bathroom, and bounced
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I went to mass this past weekend
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Lucy Lapinska / LD Lapinski 💛🤍💜🖤 @ldlapinski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My faves 🩷🤍🩵
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Good. These cunts allowed grasping dorks to steal my actual voice. Fuck 'em.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A Vietnamese/Italian fusion restaurant called Phogetaboutit
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mr. Brown is Fellsexual in every universe. #goodomens I play a little rough with the s3 action figures
Anthony catches his murder muffin choking out a very happy Mr. Brown who doesn’t mind being Asa’s 100th victim!
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Christopher @chrisworcs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In Britain you have to pay the state broadcaster to spread transphobic hatred or you will go to prison
The North Korean defecting woman from the meme
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Commander Riker, There has been a security breach in our computer system. Your search history is being broadcast to the entire crew. Worf
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John Coulthart @johncoulthart.com · 13/10/2026
#nowplaying Today's droning extradimensional congeries of iridescent globes. Or extradimensional congeries of droning iridescent globes...
A double album on two compact discs: Yog-Sothoth (2017) by Cryo Chamber Collaboration.
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shademar @shademar.bsky.social · 23h
He usually wakes up at 5:30 to feed the cats, then goes back to sleep, so when I heard him I asked what appointment I had today. "Nothing. Today's free." "Then why did you wake me up?" "...I didn't. I just woke up now." I have met my sleep demon, and I'm married to it.
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ScARRRRGHy Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bed.
a four panel comic strip. 

Panel 1: A witch with red hair is lying in bed. She's snoring. 
Panel 2.A goblin has appeared and says "hey". She continues snoring. In the background: we see a fire starting to encroach on the scene. 
Panel 3. The Goblin insists on trying to get her to wake up, sauing "Hey lady." The witch informs the goblin that she is sleeping, bud. More fire in the window. 
Panel 4. The goblin tells the witch she's been in bed for six months. The witch informs the goblin that there has been literally NOTHING to get out of bed for. The fire in the window is now an inferno, illuminating the room and the bed she refuses to leave. An unknown monster runs screaming from the flames.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 22h
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shing yin khor @shing.bsky.social · 22h
doing the part of filmmaking where i mail out a pile of kickstarter rewards
a pile of boxes labeled "tiny props" and envelopes featuring a kaiju drawing labeled "scratch off fortunes""the insides of the envelopes, showing a scratch off fortune
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 21h
The new cat attacked the monitor of my wife's all-in-one PC, put a claw through it, and now it won't turn on. Thank goodness for the warranty, but...I'm just saying that when I had my pet bull this sort of thing never happened.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/10/2026
[Video of a woman smiling with a finger to her lip. Text overlay: "Ragebait idea: tell him you are excited to have his last name and then marry his sister".]

Letti on tiktok: "She better anyways #relatable #wlw"
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21h
THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE LIBRARIES - GET THE MUG AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A BLACK GLOSSY COFFEE MUG "THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE LIBRARIES" AND THERE S A FLAMMING SKELITIN ON IT AND THE FONT'S ARE IN ABUNCH OF DIFFRENT COLORS SO IT LOOK'S COOL - HELL YEA - "MUGS BY dashare.zone " THATS WHERE TO GO TO GET EM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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olli 💥 @ollicrillix.bsky.social · 21h
babyman x babygirl #bryeon #ResidentEvil     #bryanhudokavich #leonkennedy
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the memory gun @noctalgia.space · 22h
every time i see this shit i want to give them papercuts with a printout of the wikipedia page for the morris worm. self replication isn't new and can be fixed, even with ai also people need to PATCH THEIR FUCKING INTERNET FACING INFRASTRUCTURE this is all about known exploits ffs.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 20h
The happy mushroom gatherer.
Amy holds a shovel and a bit of black fungus whose name escapes me right now.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i was really bummed out by something my estranged sister said to me and then my daughter said “mom, that’s like a cockroach telling a unicorn they’re not special” and now i feel so much better
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Reminder that MT AG Austin Knudsen fought to keep at least one gay man on the sex offender registry for a consensual encounter in *1993*
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A man who was registered as a sex offender for having consensual gay sex is fighting to get his name removed from the list
Randall Menges served seven years in jail and was added two states' sex offender registries for having consensual gay sex.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 21h
Excerpts from Michael Lewis on DOGE (Guardian article). 1. Gavin Kliger, white nationalist, refused to shake hands with the Black IRS staffer who briefed him on privacy issues. Or pay attention. Kliger now has a defense start-up valued at 1.4B thanks to DOGE. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Phyllis, who loved working for Kathleen and saw falling on hand grenades as part of her job, never told her how this one had felt. She knew Gavin had expressed enthusiasm for white nationalists, and he likely knew that she knew. She tried to break the ice by walking in with her hand extended; Gavin stared at it and declined to shake it, though he had shaken the hands of the white men who had offered them. “He was kind of cool towards me,” said Phyllis. Before she could even start the briefing, he said, You know, I’ve heard these rules before at other agencies. Yes, she said, but these rules are different, because no other agency is governed by this privacy law, and this law can get you thrown in jail very quickly. As she walked him through the basics – how you can’t use your personal phone for business, how if you happen to so much as glimpse a form 1040 with someone’s name on it you must avert your eyes – Gavin played on his phone. “He’s multitasking right in front of me, typing and texting,” said Phyllis. “It was, here’s a routine that I must endure.”
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